Topic: What fetishes do you find most ridiculous?

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aurel said:
Naturally old argument follows... .. Eunuchs are useful, really, a lot of cultures used them thru out the history :D
totally not because

Choir boys come to mind, cutting their balls off so their voices don't break. Also black people enslaved by arabs around 1500 years ago were castrated to stop them from breeding with arab women. I can't think of any others...

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aurel ]Firstly, how the fuck nobody mentioned that furries are weird? srsly, how?

Because Furries are a fandom, not a fetish. The fact that e926 exists should demonstrate that enough.

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kamimatsu said:
Because Furries are a fandom, not a fetish. The fact that e926 exists should demonstrate that enough.

This is the problem with having the same word for different things. Did he mean people who are into anthro animals or the anthro animals those people are into? They're both called furries. Also, furry fetish is a thing.

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BlueDingo said:
This is the problem with having the same word for different things. Did he mean people who are into anthro animals or the anthro animals those people are into? They're both called furries. Also, furry fetish is a thing.

He asked why furries aren't all transformation fetishists so there isn't much open to interpretation.

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aurel said:
Firstly, how the fuck nobody mentioned that furries are weird? srsly, how?

bah, that's just the typical anti-interspecies BS talking. you want weird? go talk to japanese girls who think they are literally guns and battleships. not THAT is weird.

Besides that, I can follow up on clawdragons points on the topic. Trannies (and the curious :> kind) certainly find transformation appealing.

makes sense. especially since irl, that's really what they try to do. transform from one thing to the other. well opposite thing but it counts.

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Booty slapping, full diapers and the chubby thing. Also scat, water sports and human/feral or anthro.

I'm ok with feral vore but not anthro, which is kinda weird
I don't really care much for violence or rape
I like orgies or public scenes

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I guess I thought of one I don't really get- sibling incest. I don't understand the appeal in fiction as adding anything of value. I can get it in a 'shipping' context, especially when the characters in question don't have as many meaningful interactions with non-siblings, but as a *kink* I don't understand it at all. It doesn't add a power dynamic it's just... extra information?

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i find it's a mistake to apply any rational reasoning to anything that humanity is or does, and that includes its fetishes. not to say that there is no reasoning, but that it is more likely to be irrational, and indeed unintuitive.

much of the thread asks the reasons why people have kinks. perhaps it would be better to ask those who have the kinks themselves.

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Not sure if this counts, but I don't get the appeal of porn with 3d, but especially SFM models. They're just a bunch of ugly models based off the same human frame with awkwardly swapped out body parts/features. And as for the actual porn they're in, same issue with the addition that they look like lifeless manikins.

Pubic hair, I truly don't understand this one, what's the appeal of a crotch afro? Especially on furry characters.

Hyper-anything, for me it just makes things look either repulsively gross, or stupid.

Piercings, same reasons as above.

Herm/Dickgirl/Cuntboy, but especially herm for the sometimes swiss army knife genitals they have...

And lastly feet, just don't see or get the appeal :/

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SirBrownBear said:
Pubic hair, I truly don't understand this one, what's the appeal of a crotch afro? Especially on furry characters.

What's better than a furry?

An extra furry furry! :D

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SirBrownBear said:
Hyper-anything, for me it just makes things look either repulsively gross, or stupid.

This is what happens when people think "bigger is better" has no upper limit and don't know how bones or levers work.

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SirBrownBear said:
Pubic hair, I truly don't understand this one, what's the appeal of a crotch afro? Especially on furry characters.

I think you could just as easily point out that it's kind of strange how common shaving pubic hair is in pornography and in reality. If anything seems like a fetish to me, it would be the shaven look, considering that is a deviation from how genitals would look without any manipulation.

That said, I think in either case it's a matter of preference...

On furry characters, seems to me to be in the same category as giving them a beard, or head-hair... Which on that note, have you noticed how common beards are on furries compared to mustaches?

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Clawdragons said:
On furry characters, seems to me to be in the same category as giving them a beard, or head-hair... Which on that note, have you noticed how common beards are on furries compared to mustaches?

Some animals do actually grow beards.

Clawdragons said:
I think you could just as easily point out that it's kind of strange how common shaving pubic hair is in pornography and in reality. If anything seems like a fetish to me, it would be the shaven look, considering that is a deviation from how genitals would look without any manipulation.

Just like shaved faces, shaved armpits, shaved legs... Shaved anything, really.

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I rarely watch pewdiepie, but in this one video he discovered a fetish for sneezing. Apparently people find an explosions of snot and bacterias attractive.

People with "fetishes" like scat, diaper, etc. Do they ever look upon themselves and think of how fucked up it is, and they should stop embracing it? I thought my fetish for vore and bestiality was bad before I discovered furries, so I rejected it from my mind. I know its possible.

Cock vore literally makes my whole junk hurt. I just cannot look at it without felling pain in down region. But also makes 0 sense how they get sucked through tiniest tunnel, into balls. Its claustrophobic too.

The "extreme" foot fetish. Now, I'm into feet, but that doesn't make me want to get fucked by dirty shoes and socks. And having all possible filth on your soles is just gross. Almost on a same level of filthiness as a scat one. You call me a pussy, but I like my sexual actions to be as hygienic as possible.

BlueDingo said:
Some animals do actually grow beards.

Just like shaved faces, shaved armpits, shaved legs... Shaved anything, really.

Pubes are just parts of realism. For furries, extra fur above genitalia is a nice touch in my opinion. Look at Blaziken's one. It's pretty crazy. For beards and mustaches, furries have those fluffs growing around the neck or on their chest. The example here will be Renamon.

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DaxMarko said:
I rarely watch pewdiepie, but in this one video he discovered a fetish for sneezing. Apparently people find an explosions of snot and bacterias attractive.

People with "fetishes" like scat, diaper, etc. Do they ever look upon themselves and think of how fucked up it is, and they should stop embracing it? I thought my fetish for vore and bestiality was bad before I discovered furries, so I rejected it from my mind. I know its possible.

Cock vore literally makes my whole junk hurt. I just cannot look at it without felling pain in down region. But also makes 0 sense how they get sucked through tiniest tunnel, into balls. Its claustrophobic too.

The "extreme" foot fetish. Now, I'm into feet, but that doesn't make me want to get fucked by dirty shoes and socks. And having all possible filth on your soles is just gross. Almost on a same level of filthiness as a scat one. You call me a pussy, but I like my sexual actions to be as hygienic as possible.

Pubes are just parts of realism. For furries, extra fur above genitalia is a nice touch in my opinion. Look at Blaziken's one. It's pretty crazy. For beards and mustaches, furries have those fluffs growing around the neck or on their chest. The example here will be Renamon.

Having the urethral canal stretched out may sound (and probably is) painful, but damn if there isn't a fetish for the urethral penetration. And for whatever bizarre reason, I have it.
That said, shoving something like an entire body up is just too much. I guess that's relatable to how some people like big boobs, but not huge boobs.

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SirBrownBear said:
Not sure if this counts, but I don't get the appeal of porn with 3d, but especially SFM models. They're just a bunch of ugly models based off the same human frame with awkwardly swapped out body parts/features. And as for the actual porn they're in, same issue with the addition that they look like lifeless manikins.

Pubic hair, I truly don't understand this one, what's the appeal of a crotch afro? Especially on furry characters.

Hyper-anything, for me it just makes things look either repulsively gross, or stupid.

Piercings, same reasons as above.

Herm/Dickgirl/Cuntboy, but especially herm for the sometimes swiss army knife genitals they have...

And lastly feet, just don't see or get the appeal :/

3D SFM porn requires a lot of work in order to be good and some people are not that skilled... Source engine is old, but not dated yet, you can make fairly detailed models in it, its just that the texture and meshes sometimes tend to look... odd. But that can be fixed easily if artists has a right idea what exactly to do. The biggest downside are liquids, they do not work and an illusion of a fluid material must be made instead.

Piercing do sometimes ruin nipples, lips, cocks, etc. For some people, that extra metal could be found more pleasurable, and I can respect that. If they are on parts such as ears and chin, then I'm fine with it. It's just a cosmetic.

Herms are indeed ridiculous. But I somehow found a bit of attraction for them. Triple the fun of having everything I guess. But the real-life herms is what makes my stomach turn upside-down.

Foot fetish is similar to liking the skin on boobs or ass. Its softness is attractive to everyone, and rubbing your face or genitalia against it is pleasurable and counts as sexual action. Only exception from footjobs is the wrinkly skin that increases the friction upon rubbing and therefore yield more pleasure during intercourses. The things I cannot explain, however, are the smell and taste that come from a sweat. I do not fave them in particular though, but they are common among feet lovers. Must be how often feet become sweaty throughout the day, and we just have to get used to it. Foot fetish is also usually associated with tickling, because of region below soles being super sensitive. Tickling any super sensitive parts of our body (e.g. nipples) is normally found sexually likable and a turn on.

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Shitting dick nipples... But if we're talking more personal anti-preferences, then I'd say male/male is the fetish I find most ridiculous (Anything can be a fetish). But to each-their-own, right?

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Furrin_Gok said:
Having the urethral canal stretched out may sound (and probably is) painful, but damn if there isn't a fetish for the urethral penetration. And for whatever bizarre reason, I have it.
That said, shoving something like an entire body up is just too much. I guess that's relatable to how some people like big boobs, but not huge boobs.

I can stretch mine, but I don't find it sexually amusing in particular. I guarantee you there is a fetish for it. Its similar to stretching parts like foreskin, nipples and anal opening. Expect for urethral canal, one should be very careful with it, because you can easily damage it. That being said, don't block the upcoming streams of cum, don't overdo it, and never put tiny objects that may get stuck in canal. Those are my advices.

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Heteroxon said:
Shitting dick nipples... But if we're talking more personal anti-preferences, then I'd say male/male is the fetish I find most ridiculous (Anything can be a fetish). But to each-their-own, right?

But that's a sexual orientation, not fetish? It is too major for just a fetish. The homosexuality for me is rather a egocentric in some way. It is a love towards your own gender, the genitalia you have and that masculine look on men in particular. That's how I understand it (I'm bisexual).

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DaxMarko said:
But that's a sexual orientation, not fetish? It is too major for just a fetish. The homosexuality for me is rather a egocentric in some way. It is a love towards your own gender, the genitalia you have and that masculine look on men in particular. That's how I understand it (I'm bisexual).

Liking to look at a sexuality is a fetish, not a sexuality.

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Basically any fetish that physically can't be exercised in real life. Inflation and hyper are standouts to me, vore is up there too.

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Furrin_Gok said:
Having the urethral canal stretched out may sound (and probably is) painful, but damn if there isn't a fetish for the urethral penetration. And for whatever bizarre reason, I have it.

that would be the "sounding" fetish.

and i just remembered one i've always found strange. that thing where people wear underwear on their head while fapping and/or fucking.

i simply do not understand why someone would want to do that nor do i want to. it just makes no sense to me. and depending on the situation strikes me as quite creepy. like how you sometimes see in japanese doujin where some fat dude is sitting in a closet with his underwear on hiw head and fapping to the sight of others having sex. if i ever caught someone doing that in a room i was using my first reaction would be:

o_O wtf are you? no, nevermind, doesn't matter. just gtfo of my room you fatass creepy as fuck perv and don't EVER let me catch you anywhere near me again!

another, more bizarre, one is that thing where girls would think they are literally something like a gun or battleship or a tank. my first reaction to that would be to direct the person to the nearest psychiatrist as those are some pretty severe delusions.

saw a condition similar to that in that Fate/Extella game with the first main character. SHE thought she was a roman emperor...a male roman emperor... i really don't know how to describe that game, it's characters or the plot. the devs and writers were clearly quite good at mental gymnastics as 3/4 of the time none of it made any sense at all. i just wound up skipping all the text and talking and just going straight to the action.

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Furrin_Gok said:
Having the urethral canal stretched out may sound (and probably is) painful

It is. I won't go into how I know. It's not firsthand experience, but trust me. It's painful.

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on the topic of sounding. i went looking and found this VICE article...which i had to copy/paste to notepad because the stupid page wouldn't scroll correctly at all.

on the topic of sounding

Male readers of the internet crossed their legs and let out a unified grimace of pain yesterday when a story made the rounds about a 70-year-old Australian man who got a fork lodged in his dong.

Male readers of the internet crossed their legs and let out a unified grimace of pain when a story made the rounds about a 70-year-old Australian man who got a fork lodged in his dong. While plenty of people who read the report (or even worse, saw the pictures) had no idea why a person would try to shove anything—especially a rouge piece of cutlery—up his pee slit, those of us who frequent the kinkier side of life know this is a fairly common practice known as "sounding."

If you really want an education, search for the term on XTube (NSFW, idiot), and revel in a variety of videos featuring guys putting all sorts of junk into their junk. Yeah, it's not really my bag, either. But not everyone is going around putting forks or pencils or other household items up there all willy nilly. You can get a surgical urethral sounding kit for about $60 delivered right to your front door for your own perverted enjoyment. These kits include the same smooth metal cylinders, sometimes curved, that are used in doctors' offices. That seems a bit safer than a fork, but I wanted to find out if there was a surefire way to have fun with your personal geyser hole without ending up in the ER, so I called Dr. Frank Spinelli, a Manhattan internist and author, to talk about the practice of sounding and its dangers.

VICE: Hello, Doctor. I'd like to talk about the pros and cons of sticking stuff up your pee hole, otherwise known as "sounding." What is the surgical purpose of sounds?
Spinelli: You have a urethra, which is what carries urine and semen out of your penis. For some people that might be small or narrow, just anatomically speaking. A urologist can dilate your urethra by using various sized sounds. They probe to increase the diameter, and they can locate an obstruction.

How far should you go down?
That depends on how big the sound is, but you don't want to go too far. It's used as an instrumentation. They use catheters in the same way, to get into the bladder so you can relive someone of their urine when they're in surgery. These are all done under heavy medical guidance by people who have been trained.

Why do you think people do this in a sexual way?
They use metal or glass and put it in the urethra, and then there is some sort of stimulation involved. I'm going to say that this is in the realm of why people like to get fisted. It's beyond the scope of natural sexual interactions. It's right up there with bondage. It's in the category of kinky. I've seen it in movies and in pictures. I don't get it, personally, and as a doctor it scares me.

What's so scary about it?
What scares me is that you're blindly instrumenting a part of your body and, as you would expect from any layperson, you don't know what you're doing. Just as a doctor might be unsure because he can't see what he's doing.

What do you mean?
Let's say I have a perfectly sterile sound and I'm met with some resistance and it goes in. My partner would be excited because it went in, and I would probably be excited because I'm giving him gratification. But what I might do is create a blind tract. Image the hole in a donut, and I put a sound in the hole. When you're putting the sound through the hole, image that it goes through the cakey part of the donut. That is a blind track. Now if you get older and you need a catheter for any reason, they'll be sticking it into that blind tract and they won't be able to get urine out of you.

OK. Give it to me straight, doctor: What's the worst that can happen?
Well, the example I just gave you was with a sterile sound. What about when it's not sterile? You're sticking something that might be dirty into someone's urethra. You can get a urinary tract infection; you can get urethritis; you can get STDs... Do you know what Human Papillomavirus is? It's the virus that causes genital warts. I saw a patient who was sounded with a dirty sound and he developed warts in his urethra that went all along the shaft of the inside of his penis. All you saw was warts when you looked inside.

Dear Lord.
When you ask a doctor, they come up with all the things that could go wrong. I know that there are people who say it makes them feel great, but as far as I'm concerned I think of all the things that could go wrong.

When doctors do it, how do they even get it in there? Tons of lube?
Of course, but that's someone who has been trained. When you have some expertise with the human body, you know how to not push through. Remember, this isn't done routinely. Now there are scopes that allow you to look inside the urethra so it's not done blindly.

What are the long-term effects for someone who does this all the time?
It's the trauma that comes with distorting the anatomy—you could be peeing out of a different hole, you could damage the inside of the urethra, and that can cause scarring, which can cause plaque to build up in the urethra, which can cause Peyronie's Disease, which can make your penis curve one way or another.

Thank you, Doctor. You've scared me straight (not literally). I will keep things out of my penis from here on out.

tl;dr bad things can happen when your trying the fetish known as sounding and i would say it's simply not worth the risk. oh and i also came across some article about a 70 year old man who was doing this and had to have a freaking fork removed from his urethra. wtf? you crazy old fart.

oh and this time it wasn't american crazy. it was australian crazy! lol

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