So in all the history of the modern internet, one could derive that there was porn of nearly every vidya game character. QUALITY porn too, regardless of obscurity. Well I was playing Kirby Super Star for the nostalgia, and I got to the Dynablade boss fight. Of course due to the fact that I am no longer a small child, I quickly realized, due to my furfaggotry, that she was a completely r34-able character. So I ran her name through the classic gauntlet of e621, r34.xxx, and gelbooru. All I found was one measly drawing in what appeared to be coloured pencil. So I'm kinda wondering why she has literally 0 love from the community.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/kirby/images/b/bd/Dynablade.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080427005823&path-prefix=en
(for those that do not know of her greatness)

i REALLY hate google sometimes.

so long story short, i google "hentai dynablade" (minus the quotes of course) and the results couldn't possibly be more irrelevant to the key words.

the only thing that even came close to being a relevant result was a hentai foundry account by the name of dynablade (no pics). theres 4 pics on gelbooru (same 4 on danbooru) but as you've probably seen those are all rated safe.

sorry, i tried. :/ you're certainly not the only one who finds it quite annoying when you go looking for something only to find it's practically non-existent online.

edit: the rules say "if it exists..." but sometimes i have to really stop and wonder about that, ya know?

is this nsfw? http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/53492 lol not necessarily good quality but it's something.

treos said:
i REALLY hate google sometimes.

so long story short, i google "hentai dynablade" (minus the quotes of course) and the results couldn't possibly be more irrelevant to the key words.

the only thing that even came close to being a relevant result was a hentai foundry account by the name of dynablade (no pics). theres 4 pics on gelbooru (same 4 on danbooru) but as you've probably seen those are all rated safe.

sorry, i tried. :/ you're certainly not the only one who finds it quite annoying when you go looking for something only to find it's practically non-existent online.

edit: the rules say "if it exists..." but sometimes i have to really stop and wonder about that, ya know?

is this nsfw? http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/53492 lol not necessarily good quality but it's something.

Yea, that's the picture I was referring to. Why must the internet forsake me?

treos said:
edit: the rules say "if it exists..." but sometimes i have to really stop and wonder about that, ya know?

But isn't there a corollary that essentially states, "If it doesn't, someone will make some."

Clawstripe said:
But isn't there a corollary that essentially states, "If it doesn't, someone will make some."

Yea but the game has been out for like a million years now and all we have to show for it is one measly picture D:

SnideSphinx said:
Yea but the game has been out for like a million years now and all we have to show for it is one measly picture D:

I feel your pain. I've tried to look up a few characters and found zero 34 of them.

Though admittedly most (but not all) of the time this has happened it was not because they're sexy but because I just like looking up porn of things I happen across.

Clawdragons said:
I feel your pain. I've tried to look up a few characters and found zero 34 of them.

Such as? I remember

Well... this horrifying monstrosity, for one: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/etdiGVhV7Cc/hqdefault.jpg

I think it's a combination of a ferret and a manta ray, with a red lightning bolt on its chest. Why.

Or the green pig-dog-deer-rhino-aliens from Space Ace: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YGVLM2i9n6o/SmAOc3_P3MI/AAAAAAAADAo/LSJ5tuqGCSc/s1600-h/Monster-GreenDogs.jpg

Or Finfin, the worlds most realistic virtual pet, apparently: http://www.hitrepeat.com/imagehost/ZLOM9787ZLZLOM9787ZL.jpg

On a "not absolutely horrifying" note, I've also never seen 34 of the Jhereg from the Vlad Taltos series of books (or any characters from that series, either, but most of them are just humanoids so who cares). I'd fap to Loiosh and Rocza getting it on.

Clawdragons said:
Well... this horrifying monstrosity, for one: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/etdiGVhV7Cc/hqdefault.jpg

I think it's a combination of a ferret and a manta ray, with a red lightning bolt on its chest. Why.

Or the green pig-dog-deer-rhino-aliens from Space Ace: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YGVLM2i9n6o/SmAOc3_P3MI/AAAAAAAADAo/LSJ5tuqGCSc/s1600-h/Monster-GreenDogs.jpg

Or Finfin, the worlds most realistic virtual pet, apparently: http://www.hitrepeat.com/imagehost/ZLOM9787ZLZLOM9787ZL.jpg

On a "not absolutely horrifying" note, I've also never seen 34 of the Jhereg from the Vlad Taltos series of books (or any characters from that series, either, but most of them are just humanoids so who cares). I'd fap to Loiosh and Rocza getting it on.

#2 is an old cartoon, #3 is...wtf? and #1...is that from some old cartoon or a movie? either way, never seen that before.

#2 is actually from a video game. #1 is from a horrible, horrible, horrible movie.

Clawdragons said:
Well... this horrifying monstrosity, for one: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/etdiGVhV7Cc/hqdefault.jpg

I think it's a combination of a ferret and a manta ray, with a red lightning bolt on its chest. Why.

Or the green pig-dog-deer-rhino-aliens from Space Ace: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YGVLM2i9n6o/SmAOc3_P3MI/AAAAAAAADAo/LSJ5tuqGCSc/s1600-h/Monster-GreenDogs.jpg

Or Finfin, the worlds most realistic virtual pet, apparently: http://www.hitrepeat.com/imagehost/ZLOM9787ZLZLOM9787ZL.jpg

On a "not absolutely horrifying" note, I've also never seen 34 of the Jhereg from the Vlad Taltos series of books (or any characters from that series, either, but most of them are just humanoids so who cares). I'd fap to Loiosh and Rocza getting it on.

I mean they have porn of kyubit foxtar from the old megaman zero series http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=920988

So if they have smut of obscure vidya game characters, why do they not have smut of well known vidya game characters.

Clawdragons said:
I feel your pain. I've tried to look up a few characters and found zero 34 of them.

As have I, for dozens of characters.

Don't rely on rule 34. If you want something done, commission it. I've been thinking of doing that myself, but there aren't that many artists who draw scalies or avians well -- and they're always fully booked.

SnideSphinx said:
I mean they have porn of kyubit foxtar from the old megaman zero series http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=920988

So if they have smut of obscure vidya game characters, why do they not have smut of well known vidya game characters.

:/ i was thinking that was a pic of him in his anthro form, oh well. still kinda cute, i guess.

quote from that pges comments: "Kyubit Foxtar. It looks like a woman. Sounds like a woman. But it's a man.
Confirmed by the creators themselves."

*facepalm* if someone had a dime for every time that has happened in both anime and video games (and maybe movies), they'd probably be fairly rich.

wait...i misread that as looks like a man, sounds like a woman...eh, that's probably just as common too.

Genjar said:
As have I, for dozens of characters.

Don't rely on rule 34. If you want something done, commission it. I've been thinking of doing that myself, but there aren't that many artists who draw scalies or avians well -- and they're always fully booked.

That and it's always expensive as all hell, unfortunately.

treos said:
:/ i was thinking that was a pic of him in his anthro form, oh well. still kinda cute, i guess.

quote from that pges comments: "Kyubit Foxtar. It looks like a woman. Sounds like a woman. But it's a man.
Confirmed by the creators themselves."

*facepalm* if someone had a dime for every time that has happened in both anime and video games (and maybe movies), they'd probably be fairly rich.

wait...i misread that as looks like a man, sounds like a woman...eh, that's probably just as common too.

>implying I care about gender
Kyubit is 10/10 regardless of gender. Obscenely hard to beat on hardcore mode too.

Dammit, now you got me all hot and bothered about Kirby Super Star. I tried finding something, with not much more success than everyone else, and when I can't find drawn porn I typically try to find that of the written variaty, again without success. Sorry to say, mate, but it looks like if you want Dynablade erotica your going to have to draw some porn, write some lemons, or imagine some fantasies; or failing all that you can find an artist taking commissions.

Yes, I've encountered this too.

I tried searching up Landia from Kirby Return to Dreamland, and I couldn't find much results of them. (https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/kirby/images/7/78/Landia_battle1.png/revision/latest?cb=20130907063442&path-prefix=en)

Come on, internet. You gotta have SOMETHING lurking about in your databases.

Drflash55 said:
Yes, I've encountered this too.

I tried searching up Landia from Kirby Return to Dreamland, and I couldn't find much results of them. (https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/kirby/images/7/78/Landia_battle1.png/revision/latest?cb=20130907063442&path-prefix=en)

Come on, internet. You gotta have SOMETHING lurking about in your databases.

Why are you reviving this old thread? We have a replacement for any given thing: Failures of Rule 34.

Besides, landia rating:e. He has some.