http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
Yeah, what the actual fuckity fuck?

JoeX said:
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
Yeah, what the actual fuckity fuck?

Oh lord what?

Welcome to the internet.
Note the date on that, 1996.
That would be 18 years old, people serving in the military are younger than that article.

I have seen worse, deep in the depths of the internet

I didn't know to be creeped out or laugh, so I did both.

Fucking, 90s, man...

"It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time."

This implies the guy has fucked multiple dolphins.

Moon_Moon said:

This implies the guy has fucked multiple dolphins.

And yet, the dolphins were not satisfied. Srnk.

Yeah, I know it's old. I don't care. It's stil horrifying as fuck.

JoeX said:
Yeah, I know it's old. I don't care. It's stil horrifying as fuck.

Did you hear we elected this guy named George W Bush as president?
The guy's a complete idiot.

This is hardly new or even worrying

Eh... not big surprise... sex is sex no matter the angle you're seeing it. Unless everyone's clothed and they're just making friendly bumps . What is surprising is that I read the whole article...

Kämpfer said:
I assumed everyone on e621 would be incredibly desensitized to these sorts of things.

Most, apparently...

Kämpfer said:
I assumed everyone on e621 would be incredibly desensitized to these sorts of things.

This.

Seriously, it's 2014, you've been hanging around a furry smut site for about 3.5 years and yet, you're actually shocked by the fact that some people have a sexual attraction to cetaceans, including one of the few species on Earth so intelligent they're known for practicing recreational sex? Or that zoophilics in general exist?

I mean, how?

Anyway, I read that article for the first time somewhere way back in 2002 or so. It's mostly BS and one of the main instigators of the annoyingly tenacious urban legend that dolphin jizz is able to cut through sheet metal.

Jugofthat said:
It's mostly BS and one of the main instigators of the annoyingly tenacious urban legend that dolphin jizz is able to cut through sheet metal.

How the fuck do you even know this?

ZigguratVertigo said:
How the fuck do you even know this?

By reading.
Also, applying common sense.

Jugofthat said:
By reading.
Also, applying common sense.

No, as in where the fuck have you heard this myth? I mean, myths are usually far-fetched, but this is on it's own level of out there.

ZigguratVertigo said:
No, as in where the fuck have you heard this myth? I mean, myths are usually far-fetched, but this is on it's own level of out there.

I've heard it all over the net, probably dozens of times.
"Dolphin cumshots are stronger than shotgun blasts at close range, they can take off your head", etc.

post #30850

It's obviously an urban myth, but now I'm tempted to ask snopes.com about it...

ZigguratVertigo said:
No, as in where the fuck have you heard this myth? I mean, myths are usually far-fetched, but this is on it's own level of out there.

Well, I should note that I exaggerated with the 'cutting through metal' thing cause it sounded funnier like that, but there is a rather widespread belief that going all the way with a male dolphin will end in a torn-up colon or vaginal wall (or a hole in your neck in case of oral) because of extremely high-pressure semen that only female cetaceans are somehow able to handle.

It has even popped up in some of the comment sections on here.

In reality though, it's been proven time and again that they do indeed blow their load with some force, but honestly not much more than a decent water pistol. Nothing harmful to the human body. It's actually more the risk of getting pulled underwater or slapped by a densely muscled tail that should keep one wary.

Not that I would know from first-hand experience or something.

Still, it disturbs me that there are people out there wishing to engage in sex with a dolphin, let alone any animal. Unless the myth originated from trainers or whatever that artificially inseminate dolphins (if that's even a thing, I'm not sure.)

Jugofthat said:
dolphin jizz is able to cut through sheet metal.

^This^

Dolphin vaginae aren't magically able to take a bullet shot without damage.
Dolphins don't orgasm hard enough to do anyone any injury.

Dolphins are known to engage in sexual behavior not only for reproduction, but for the pleasant feeling. Aside from humans, they are the only known creature to do this.

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
Dolphins are known to engage in sexual behavior not only for reproduction, but for the pleasant feeling. Aside from humans, they are the only known creature to do this.

They are also known to rape humans.
True fact, look it up.

Halite said:
They are also known to rape humans.
True fact, look it up.

Well not to make light of rape, but to animals it's less of a thing and more of that's what the males do in the animal kingdom. They just do what comes and some humans gets stuck in it :o

CamKitty said:
Well not to make light of rape, but to animals it's less of a thing and more of that's what the males do in the animal kingdom. They just do what comes and some humans gets stuck in it :o

True, but when so many people think dolphins are really nice animals it's relevant information to know.

CamKitty said:
Well not to make light of rape, but to animals it's less of a thing and more of that's what the males do in the animal kingdom. They just do what comes and some humans gets stuck in it :o

Or "it" gets stuck in some humans, as it may be.

I remember seeing this article way back in 2006. I was only 14 or 15 at the time and I was trying out this new thing called "the internet" that I suddenly had unrestricted access to from a computer in my own bedroom. Eventually led to furry pr0n. I swear I didn't know how deep the rabbit hole went back then. ._.

Also:

Tonight. You.

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
Dolphins are known to engage in sexual behavior not only for reproduction, but for the pleasant feeling. Aside from humans, they are the only known creature to do this.

Creatures, really, considering there's several species of dolphins as well of porpoises. Heck, according to Amazonian myth, river dolphins can shapeshift into a near-human anthro form in order to party with humans (including – guess).

Also, there's bonobos AKA pygmy chimps. They use sex socially not only recreationally but also to relieve social tension that would lead to hostility in regular chimps. Beyond those species, lots of animals prefer to masturbate instead as that uses up less energy needed for plain, old survival.

Human hangups towards zoophilia probably stem from at least two sources: interspecies disease control in societies that lacked anything resembling modern medicine and a widespread belief that humans could somehow interbreed with other animals, thereby creating mythical monsters like centaurs, satyrs, and so forth.

Blodsho said:
I swear I didn't know how deep the rabbit hole went back then. ._.

..But furry porn enlightened you thoroughly on that particular subject.

;)

Meh. I live on the internet, I've seen so much worse stuff. The deep web is like this turned up to eleven.

Yeah, apparently I would make love to a dolphin too.

So whatever. Internet. Terrible place.

Zedee said:
Unless it's Japan, where you can get the chance to see dolphin tits in your own TV screen!

We need those

TheHuskyK9 said:
We need those

Moe_Biehl said:
Here you go!

Better

Moe_Biehl said:
Here you go!

SWEET MERCY D:

Halite said:
Better

Yes!

Zedee said:
And yes, one of these books had a chapter about some guy who wanked off dolphins -

...The fuck? Which book was that?

Z0mg!!!!!!

Dang that's a roflcopter full of lulz u found right there

memeboy said:
Z0mg!!!!!!

Dang that's a roflcopter full of lulz u found right there

Is it still 2004 where you live