Topic: Would you have sex with a Pokemon if given the chance? If so, which one(s)?

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I would have sex with a canine or sergal.

pls stop making these threads

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Feral Pokemon: Rapidash or Ninetails

Anthro Pokemon: Blaziken or Lucario

Ridiculous Fit Pokemon: Lugia or Charizard

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I wouldn't, because the pokemon would just keep screaming its name during sex.
But I want it to scream *my* name!

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Feral:
-Rapidash
-Eevee
-Pidgeot
Anthro:
-Any Pokemon.

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Pachirisu all the way.

Edit: a female Sylveon is fine, too.

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Magnemite
Klink
Klefki
Honedge
Rogginrola
Unown
Garbrador
Drifloon
Shroomish

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Vulpix (obviously xD)
Ninetails
Eevee (and any of the Eeveelutions)
Fennekin
Lucario
Zoroark
Charmeleon
and the list goes on...

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Anthro primarily

- Charizard
- Lucario
- Arbok
- Blaziken
- Arcanine
- Mewtwo
- Gardevoir

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My list of fuckable Pokemon

1. Renamon
2. Aegislash
3. Porygon
4. Voltorb
5. Solrock
6. Lunatone
7. Corphish
8. Klinglamg

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"Which Pokemon WOULDN'T you have sex with?"

Fixed that for you.

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Yes I would have sex with a lot of pokemon either female or male
this is only a small list not the complete one

blaziken
nidoqueen
kangashkan
espeon
vaporeon
sylveon
gardevoir
luxray
gallade
xerneas
reshiram
charizard
samurott
nidoking
latias
latios
umbreon
feraligatr
pikachu
mew
mewtwo
lucario
riolu
weavile
absol

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memeboy said:
My list of fuckable Pokemon

1. Renamon
2. Aegislash
3. Porygon
4. Voltorb
5. Solrock
6. Lunatone
7. Corphish
8. Klinglamg

i want to print this and hang on my wall

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memeboy said:
My list of fuckable Pokemon

1. Renamon
2. Aegislash
3. Porygon
4. Voltorb
5. Solrock
6. Lunatone
7. Corphish
8. Klinglamg

*facepalm while smiling*

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pls stop making these threads

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Just about all of them. Yep.
I'm a little fucked up. Mainly Lucario though.

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Genjar

Former Staff

Gotta fuck em all?

I'm surprised that nobody has listed Slugma yet. It's clearly the hottest pokemon.

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eh, well i do like lucario, riolu, and lopunny.

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memeboy said:
My list of fuckable Pokemon

1. Renamon

I love you so much right now.

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Ivysaur
Charizard
Blastoise
Nidoking
Gengar
Rhydon
Croconaw
Typhlosion
Tyranitar
Slaking
Groudon
Pignite
Excadrill
Krookodile
Fraxure
Beartic
Pancham
Tyrantrum

(they are cute, i made this so I can remember their names)

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Hitman chan. -> female.
mewtwo
ditto -> turn into anything I want.
and maybe blaziken.

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I'd just have to pass.

Maybe if Latias was like 'yea I want to do the thing'. Informed consent is a grand thing.

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I think a better question would be which poke'mon I wouldn't fuck.
Lucario, Mewtwo, and Blaziken if I was forced to pick just three.

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aurel said:
Aww man... When Ali made an impossible to click forum thread, everyone got in, and posted about it...
But now, with a unclickable user, after I finally found his ID, I cant mark him in any way :(

Actually, The unclickable letter is a letter in Unicode system. In some languages that have non-separate letters (like Persian) sometimes you need to split the dual words in half, so you use this Unicode that we in Persian call it a "Half-Space" (I don't know its English name)

But sadly this character has more abusive use than real life purposes, Even in some sites putting this character can lead to a permaban, though most sites only recognise this character as "invalid" wantedly and don't let the users to use it. The reason of banning this character is it's easy to hide a virus in a half space. Join it at the end of a link, and anyone who clicks the link goes to both the link and the virus site from that half space.

And for those who curious to how to write this character, Press Alt and then while holding it type 0157 with your numpad, and voila :D

aurel you read my pm?

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Actually Alirezatm is right for the most-part. I used seven zero-width spaces as my username. I didn't do it for nefarious reasons though, I did it because there's someone I cannot be found by online and I'd like it to stay that way.

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said:
Actually Alirezatm is right for the most-part. I used seven zero-width spaces as my username. I didn't do it for nefarious reasons though, I did it because there's someone I cannot be found by online and I'd like it to stay that way.

Oooh, anonymous eh? Do you know The Dog in Your Guitar?

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aurel said:
Pls don't use Real mail, may harm your health :P

I gave it to you because I thought you are eligible to have it, I give it to no one else, Even you don't believe my family members don't know this address I gave ya :)

TheGreatWolfgang said:
Oooh, anonymous eh? Do you know The Dog in Your Guitar?

ZOMG I've always thought his account is deleted :O

Ace said:
I did it because there's someone I cannot be found by online and I'd like it to stay that way.

Come on, No one is going to find your furry porn account XD

I used to be scary like you, I made my paheal account when I was 14 (My country's majority age) and though I always use my current username, I used the name "aux" with a temporary email XD

And now I even I bitch about my life's drama on Blips part, with no problems.

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alirezatm said:
I gave it to you because I thought you are eligible to have it, I give it to no one else, Even you don't believe my family members don't know this address I gave ya :)

ZOMG I've always thought his account is deleted :O

Come on, No one is going to find your furry porn account XD

I used to be scary like you, I made my paheal account when I was 14 (My country's majority age) and though I always use my current username, I used the name "aux" with a temporary email XD

And now I even I bitch about my life's drama on Blips part, with no problems.

nononono, see I had a problem with someone who follows me around online spamming me with his retarded harassment. One time he actually sent me something creepy in the mail and I moved. I don't care if my IRL peeps know about the porn I'm browsing and my family is okay with me being a furry.

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Might be cheating, but:
A Ditto and a paper bag
(It can be EVERYONE ^^)

And if that doesn't count, I'll take Gardevoir.

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Genjar said:
Oh, that's a good idea for listing them.
Let's see... Oh damn, I forgot just how many Pokemon there are.

Here's mine.

Almost every Pokemon on your list of favorites are ones that I really, really like. Inluding some I don't see getting much attention (Lanturn, Armaldo, Archeops...). That didn't appear as much in my favorites list, but that's... for somewhat complex reasons I don't seem able to explain clearly right now. Still, yes, I like your list.

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If I was a part of that world, I would likely be a bit picky as to whom I had sex with, as it would likely bring a bit of baggage, so among those I would be most willing to bonk would be Ponyta, Deerling, Rapidash, Girafirig, Sawsbuck, Mareep, and Mareep's evolution, whose name I can't currently recall. I'd keep it monogamous, so I'd have to choose on an individual level.

If I wasn't part of the world and the sex had no consequence, I'd probably have sex with the majority of Pokemon with an orifice. The main exceptions would be any Pokemon that appear to have breasts, be amorphous, mechanical, non-organic, or too buglike.

The first pokemon considered for inconsequential sex after those I already stated, would be Pokemon like Pichu, and Riolu, mainly for the experience. It is inconsequential after all, and I am somewhat fucked up.

I think too much about these types of questions.

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*reads this thread, taking notes for Pokemon: Off-White* mmmm!
I don't know if I could fit wailord in the bedroom scene D:

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Terraraptor said:
*reads this thread, taking notes for Pokemon: Off-White* mmmm!
I don't know if I could fit wailord in the bedroom scene D:

Not like this... hopefully.
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I'll limit myself
Charmeleon
Beedrill
Pikachu
Eevee
Mew
Quilava
Ledian
Bellossom
Espeon
Umbreon
Celebi
Kirila
Gardevoir
Mawile, if it wasn't for the maw
Latias, preferably anthro
Shinx
Luxio
Mismagius
Riolu
Lucario
Leafeon
Glaceon
Shaymin [sky]
Victini
Snivy
Servine
Leavanny
Lilligant
Emolga
Melotta
Braixen

Limiting myself more, to which I would prefer most, in order:
Glaceon, Servine, 4 way tie with Snivy/Gardevoir/Lucario/Braixen, Victini, Leafeon/Umbreon

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This whole topic is the reason furries are hated.

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Ozelot said:
This whole topic is the reason furries are hated.

That's your opinion...

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Fenrick said:
wailord and relicanth

You sir, have exquisite taste.

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Assuming I wasn't human sized, and could also become a pokemon of an appropriate size:
Shaymin
Vulpix
Pikachu
Lopunny
Flaaffy
Buneary
Chikorita
Eevee
Teddiursa
Audino
Purrloin
Liepard
Glameow
Furfrou
Furret
Bidoof
and Altaria

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As they say in the theme song, "Gotta Fuck 'em All!"

Wait, that's not right?

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I finally got around to actually looking at the two generations I missed and all the poke'mon I didn't catch in the games. Full list below.

First Generation:

Charmander
Charmeleon
Charizard
Ekans
Arbok
Vulpix
Ninetails
Zubat
Arcanine
Voltorb
Ditto
Evee
Vaporeon
Jolteon
Flareon
Dratini
Dragonair
Mewtwo
Mew
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Second Generation:

Ampharos
Espeon
Umbreon
Misdreavus
Unown
Sneasel
Houndour
Houndoom
Raikou
Entei
Suicune
Lugia

Third Generation:

Grovyle
Blaziken
Gardevoir
Sableye
Flygon
Seviper
Milotic
Absol
Latias
Latios
Deoxys

Fourth Generation

Luxray
Lopunny
Mismagius
Garchomp
Lucario
Toxicroak
Weavile
Leafeon
Glaceon
Uxie
Mesprit
Azelf
Darkrai

Fifth Generation:

Serperior
Scolipede
Scrafty
Zoroark
Mienshao
Hydreigon

Sixth Generation:

Greninja
Sylveon
Goodra
Noivern
Yveltal

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I would definitly have sex with pokemon, but only if it was consensual, well...depending on what pokemon ;D

charizard and it's pre-evolutions (mainly charizard and charmeleon)

Feraligatr

arcanine

lucario/riolu

Typhlosion

Tyrantrum (gotta love dinos)

Rhydon

Noivern

Houndoom

Swampert (seen some pretty nice straight porn, kinda makes me jealous)

there's prob a few more that im forgetting, but yea.

Charizard X Feraligatr
Charizard x Noivern
Are the best ships.

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opspopspies said:
Im disappointed with the lack of Umbreon here )=

Don't worry i'd fuck an umbreon. :D

Here is my list for ya:

1. Suicune
2. The whole eeveelution.
Than:
Ponyta
Dragonair
Breloom
Flygon
Salamence
Latias
Gabite
Sinvy
Goodra
Noivern
Lugia
Charmeleon
Quilava
Dewgong
Sandslash
Vulpix

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Pasiphaë said:
Feral Pokemon: Rapidash or Ninetails

Anthro Pokemon: Blaziken or Lucario

Ridiculous Fit Pokemon: Lugia or Charizard

For me I agree with those 2 feral and ridiculous fit. I may pick Ninetails but rapidash isn't my cup of tea, I would probably choose one of the eeveelutions (which would be on the other end of ridiculous fit) or maybe a garchomp (oh wait, that would be anthro).

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I'd sleep with Lucario every night. I mean, if she'd file down that goddamn spike of course. I'm a hugger and I can't afford to be stabbed in the heart in multiple ways

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TruckNutz said:
I'd sleep with Lucario every night. I mean, if she'd file down that goddamn spike of course. I'm a hugger and I can't afford to be stabbed in the heart in multiple ways

Yep, same here! I wouldn't mind if it was a boy or a girl! Hehe

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