I put a carrot up my butt and it hurt. A lot. And I didn't use lube. God damn I'm dumb. But it felt kind of nice after a while.
Anyway, what are some strange sexual things that you have done?

Touching myself... down there... while looking at porn...

:Y

I've looked at porn of...

real people.

I'm so ashamed...

I like to get oiled up with my partner and have a grope fest while rubbing against each other... I'm disgusting, I know...

I feel like this has the potential to get really creepy really fast. I'm just going to watch. *gets popcorn*

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but this one time I ran a very small and slender metal rod up my penis.

I don't even know why.

FatherOfGray said:
I feel like this has the potential to get really creepy really fast. I'm just going to watch. *gets popcorn*

save some for me

TheClassyDoge said:
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but this one time I ran a very small and slender metal rod up my penis.

I don't even know why.

There's a fetish for that

TheHuskyK9 said:
There's a fetish for that

Eww really?

TheClassyDoge said:
Eww really?

It's called "sounding" and we have a tag for that

furrypickle said:
It's called "sounding" and we have a tag for that

I cringed reading that

TheClassyDoge said:
I cringed reading that

It can be painful or pleasurable, depending on how you do it and if you know what you're doing. It's kind of like anal sex in that regard. No personal experience myself, but I've talked with people who have done sounding. Urethra play is supposedly very intense, and if done carefully and responsibly, it is supposed to be an unforgettably unique experience. Whether that is considered "good" or "bad" seems to come mostly down to personal preference. Makes sense. Not everyone likes cinnamon either.

Kämpfer said:
I've looked at porn of...

real people.

I'm so ashamed...

Yes. Me too sometimes... :O

So are we allowed to be creepy in the forum now?

Sometimes I wear a butt plug tail...

How not to make a thread: The thread.

Hiatuss said:
Sometimes I wear a butt plug tail...

post #507991

You mean that shit actually exists? o_o
I mean, I was just feigning ignorance there, but at the same time I didn't think they were really... well, real.

Penises.

FatherOfGray said:
I feel like this has the potential to get really creepy really fast. I'm just going to watch. *gets popcorn*

blackest_vulture said:
save some for me

And me

Jugofthat said:
post #507991

You mean that shit actually exists? o_o
I mean, I was just feigning ignorance there, but at the same time I didn't think they were really... well, real.

They're very real. There's also ones that are jewelry. Novelty buttplugs (even by species for the tails) are definitely a real thing. You'd be amazed what you can buy. lol

sometimes i watch porn featuring furries... lolwut im such a weirdo xDDDDdd

The sinking feeling that I've done more freaky shit than everyone else in the thread...

Hey, who was that guy that decided it was a good idea to fill his bath tub with oil and then roll around naked in it?
NB. And if I remember correctly, then filled in the drain with quick setting cement because he thought that would help for some reason.

elad said:
Hey, who was that guy that decided it was a good idea to fill his bath tub with oil and then roll around naked in it?
NB. And if I remember correctly, then filled in the drain with quick setting cement because he thought that would help for some reason.

A very strange man.

Well, this is amusing.

elad said:
...
Hey, who was that guy that decided it was a good idea to fill his bath tub with oil and then roll around naked in it?
NB. And if I remember correctly, then filled in the drain with quick setting cement because he thought that would help for some reason.

I added J Lube to a bath tub, made a water based lubricant.
That's a very different animal from oil though.

inb4 when people were so desperated that made fleslights with empty cans, sponges and latex gloves lol.
Or that weird dude at Vines that fucked a Hot Pocket.

NoctemWerewolf said:
inb4 when people were so desperated that made fleslights with empty cans, sponges and latex gloves lol.
Or that weird dude at Vines that fucked a Hot Pocket.

I was that desperate once

And who in the hell would fuck a hot pocket instead of eat it

NoctemWerewolf said:
inb4 when people were so desperated that made fleslights with empty cans, sponges and latex gloves lol.

What?

AmericanExistence said:
I was that desperate once

And who in the hell would fuck a hot pocket instead of eat it

Who the hell would eat a hot pocket?

Xch3l said:
What?

As in putting the sponge inside the can, and covering it with the latex glove so it simulates an orifice.

AmericanExistence said:
And who in the hell would fuck a hot pocket instead of eat it

This Dude

Halite said:
Who the hell would eat a hot pocket?

Tastes that bad?

NoctemWerewolf said:
...
Tastes that bad?

Yes, and it also causes diarrhea.

Halite said:
Yes, and it also causes diarrhea.

...Not in most people. Some people just have troubles eating certain foods while everyone else can eat them fine. Hot Pockets aren't all the most healthy meal in the world, granted. But the majority of people won't get indigestion/gastro-intestinal-disturbances from eating a hot pocket either. *headscratch*

furrypickle said:
...Not in most people. Some people just have troubles eating certain foods while everyone else can eat them fine. Hot Pockets aren't all the most healthy meal in the world, granted. But the majority of people won't get indigestion/gastro-intestinal-disturbances from eating a hot pocket either. *headscratch*

Well that certainly explains their nickname "Diarrhea Pockets".

Halite said:
Well that certainly explains their nickname "Diarrhea Pockets".

I'm pretty sure most people who use that term are using it as a pejorative and not a literal reference to their own personal experience. When people love to hate on something, any nickname that makes it sound negative is repeated. It's not usually literal or reflective of personal experience.

And I'm still pretty sure the amount of people who actually got diarrhea from eating a hot pocket is comparable to the amount of people who had indigestion from any other number of foods, that is: not many. Most people can eat most foods, and not have any digestion issues at all. There's always been a minority that has issues. Name the food and there's at least one person who has an intolerance in digesting it easily. It doesn't actually mean anything (except that that humans were built imperfectly).

I like Hot Pockets. :-P

Anywho, getting back on topic... until I was about 16, I used to get myself off almost entirely by dry-humping. Side of the tub, metal mop handle, handle of exercise bike, jungle gym bar, pillow, you name it. About half the time I did it with my clothes still on. I had done this ever since before puberty (and I was an early bloomer, too), so I really saw no reason to change until I finally convinced myself one day to try the more "traditional" way.