Hello and welcome to the E.R.P (not that kind), this is our first meeting to conspire a revolution on E621 to finally establish a theocracy under out Lawrd and He Come-eth, The Big Poof

The punch bowl is not poisoned, we're not a cult.
We also have oreos, but I ate all the creme innards.

Don't tell Ratte, he is the False Poof, wolf among sheep and serpent in the spaghetti.
Actually, don't tell any of the staff, they might stop us.

Pets allowed

#blessed

> Ratte
> false poof

Well, time to set up some pyres because it sure smells heretical in here.

> don't tell staff
> only staff respond

Mission failed.

wut

Ratte said:
wut

Fecal submissions it seems.

If I had a dollar for every recent weird or inane forum topic, I'd have... well, a handful. But at least I'd be making money off of other peoples' shitposting!

Forgive us for this preacher of false poof.

we are the followers of Poof. The true Poof. The only Poof. This world is full of fluffy things, but only one Poof.

We, the followers of Poof, await the great !absorb, the absorb of all things not Poof into Poofspace, where all is Poof, and all has been Poof, and all will be Poof. For the great !absorb will bring Poof not only to our cold, bristly fur, but to our hearts and souls, so we can not only be fluffy, but truly be Poof.

Until that day, we, the followers of Poof, shall feel Poof, and let our minds be Poof, and act in all, and every, Poofy way we can, in this cold, hard, Poofless world. For we grieve that we are not truly Poof, but await the day we are, and we shall embrace it!

Come great !absorb! Come all things Poof!

We Poof in the name of Poof, so that all that shall be Poof, will be Poof!

Burn this heretic

time to form the right wing melon squads
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Cactus said:
time to form the right wing melon squads
post #589553

plz

That being said....

poof.