Topic: Describe yourself with 10 tags

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anthro, brown_hair, glasses, human, male, moshing, music, nerd, solo, straight

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Moon_Moon said:
yolo, swag, 420_blaze_it_faggot, fuck_bitches_get_scritches, mlg, doritos_&_mountain_dew, 360_no_scope, fuck_her_right_in_the_pussy, a_righteous_dude, implied_horsecock

I'm not gonna lie, implied_horsecock made me lol. What would that even look like (how could it be implied but not seen)? Is it a shadow on the wall?

Moon Moon standing in his man trousers, swigging a giant bottle of mountain dew, implied horsecock bobbing in the wind in front of him, its proud outline blocked from view by the conveniently placed giant duck he keeps on his front lawn. But not to worry! It can still be instantly recognised by the distinctive shape of the shadow it casts on the wall behind him big enough to block out the sun ...for the very small ants that live in the crack on the front steps?

Something like that might work. xP

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furrypickle said:
I'm not gonna lie, implied_horsecock made me lol. What would that even look like (how could it be implied but not seen)? Is it a shadow on the wall?

Moon Moon standing in his man trousers, swigging a giant bottle of mountain dew, implied horsecock bobbing in the wind in front of him, its proud outline blocked from view by the conveniently placed giant duck he keeps on his front lawn. But not to worry! It can still be instantly recognised by the distinctive shape of the shadow it casts on the wall behind him big enough to block out the sun ...for the very small ants that live in the crack on the front steps?

Something like that might work. xP

I was thinking more along the lines of that cylindrical bulge that goes from your crotch to your knee, like no one can see that there is a horsecock in your pants, but there could be.

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Moon_Moon said:
I was thinking more along the lines of that cylindrical bulge that goes from your crotch to your knee, like no one can see that there is a horsecock in your pants, but there could be.

That works too. The whole "is that a cannon on your pants, or are you just happy to see me?" type of effect. Got it.

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