Topic: what is your job

Posted under Off Topic

This topic has been locked.

i want to know your job and your degree
i was elementry school teacher but after my son die i take d*ugs and hate life in my apartment in berlin and i have no job (but i am in sister home in amesterdam now)

Updated by TruckNutz

infinitegrowth said:
after my son die i take d*ugs and hate life in my apartment in berlin and i have no job

My condolences, I feel bad for you. I hope you can pull through this tough times and get back up to your feet again. Good luck!

PS: I don't have a job as well :<

Updated by anonymous

My current job, Police.

no.... not a 911 police, just a stupid job which i have to go and search highschools for teenage criminals. Working hours is veeery low (below 10 hours per month), and salary is low too :(

But I'm studying Telecom Engineering in order to get a good job as an engineer in future.

Updated by anonymous

alirezatm said:
My current job, Police.

no.... not a 911 police, just a stupid job which i have to go and search highschools for teenage criminals. Working hours is veeery low (below 10 hours per month), and salary is low too :(

But I'm studying Telecom Engineering in order to get a good job as an engineer in future.

Do you get to carry a weapon and beat up troublemakers

Updated by anonymous

im student and im in vocational school studying about working on the visual side of games

Updated by anonymous

i'd say gamer but job implies making money with what your doing. maybe if i was one of those "pros" who do that "e-sport" thing while thinking they're athletes of some sort. maybe then i could count my being a gamer as a job. >.> but i play games for fun, not for work.

Updated by anonymous

RustyTorpedo said:
Do you get to carry a weapon and beat up troublemakers

Weapon??? I even don't have uniform!!! I just have a card.

And whenever I go to a highschool for arresting project, I just show my governmental command. So Even that card has no use >:|

Updated by anonymous

aurel said:
there are places beyond US...

I wonder what is aurel's job XD

*turns out to be my boss*

Updated by anonymous

I'm a social sciences student striving to be an analyst, ambassador or something of the sort. I'm always on the lookout for a job on the side to get there though. It's tough times...

Updated by anonymous

Recently graduated with a degree in Game Art; don't really have a proper "job", just freelancing assets for indie games until a proper game company hires me full-time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Updated by anonymous

College student tomorrow, Bachelors (maybe Masters) in Business Management in progress

Updated by anonymous

I don't have a job. I don't even know if I have abilities for one anyway...

Updated by anonymous

aurel said:
ahahahahaha I get to *LIVE* a week longer.

Hahahaha I have a month XD

aurel said:
ow, right in the heart <_<
students have no jobs, no money, and no future
...they are also smarter than most of older peeps, which is reaaly odd...

Wow, you're a student too? :D
So you're as poor as me XD
My job doesn't bring me much money :s

Updated by anonymous

I don't work anymore, retired I guess. Living off my savings. I might have to start work again eventually though.

Updated by anonymous

Been a bagger for a grocery chain for 2.5 years now. I'm starting college on the 31st for Management Information System, while working for my job.

Updated by anonymous

NA LCS L.O.L player....

No, I won't say which one. I don't think I need to explain why it would be a bad idea to reveal my public persona on a porn site.

Updated by anonymous

Unemployed :c

I've been applying for part-time jobs while as I take classes but nobody wants me.

I'm not seeing the privilege that tumblr promised me.

Updated by anonymous

It seems the majority of us don't have jobs.
But I'm trying to find one! Something to do in the afternoon after classes besides working out

aurel said:
there are places beyond US...

But those places don't have fun stuff

Updated by anonymous

Im a retail salesman now... ...after I worked in an office... ...after I worked in a bakery for a year... ...after I worked in a Call centre and I don't know what I'll do in the next 4 years

Updated by anonymous

It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys.
That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

Updated by anonymous

Sharp_Coyote said:
I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

I hope you're serious.

Updated by anonymous

I'm basically a glorified janitor at a fancy schmancy timeshare resort. Pays pretty well for what it is

Updated by anonymous

aurel said:
I believe in you!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!

there are places beyond US...

Are you saying you won't get away with beatings in the US?

Updated by anonymous

I have a Bachelor of Arts Degree in Political Science and an Associates Science Degree in Information Sciences and Technology.

Currently I work as a sort of corporate liaison between the Information Support Company I work for and it's clients, also occasionally I work on establishing and making connections with new or interested clients. Officially my title is "Vice President of Sales and Marketing" but I actually don't really sell or market anything, I'm more of an intermediary who answers questions, puts on a good face, and visits trade shows and vendor meetings to show our presence.

Updated by anonymous

Sharp_Coyote said:
It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys.
That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Fenrick said:
I hope you're serious.

( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O)

Updated by anonymous

ElctrcBoogalord said:
Been a bagger for a grocery chain for 2.5 years now. I'm starting college on the 31st for Management Information System, while working for my job.

you are a beggar? :o

Updated by anonymous

Genjar

Former Staff

Systems analyst / electronics technician.

Updated by anonymous

I play in a metal band as my main source of income (which isn't much but it's enough to pay the bills and put food on the table) and I also do sound engineering, songwriting and mastering for other local artists too for a bit of extra cash.

Right now I'm planning to try my hand at doing soundtracks for video games but the plan is still in it's early stages.

Updated by anonymous

infinitegrowth said:
you are a beggar? :o

Bagger as in I bag groceries for customers as the cashier scans the items. I also do what's called Parcel; I load in bagged groceries into customers' cars near the front entrance of the store for them. I also get non-taxable tips.

Updated by anonymous

ElctrcBoogalord said:
I also get non-taxable tips.

No I think she didn't know "bagger" as her english is very broken.
She didn't mean to call you a beggar, At least I think so XD

Updated by anonymous

I work in a warehouse. I look for merchandies quality.

Updated by anonymous

I work at Popeyes.
Either seasoning chicken or working drive-thru.

Edit: just noticed that I'm the first person to comment who works in fast food. Oh

Updated by anonymous

Garrett said:
I work at Popeyes.
Either seasoning chicken or working drive-thru.

Edit: just noticed that I'm the first person to comment who works in fast food. Oh

Don't feel bad lad.

Updated by anonymous

I make sammiches in the copious spare time afforded to me as an engineering student. Well usually I'm on the register because I actually fucking upsell unlike everyone else here, but the sammich-making also happens.

Updated by anonymous

Ratte

Former Staff

Chemistry stockroom assistant as well as freelance/furry artist.

Updated by anonymous

i want to get new job my money is ending but i no more want work with children until die and i don't know what i do with my degree

Updated by anonymous

​​​​​​​ said:
Full-Time Student at $16 a week. High-school Degree.

You get money for studying? :ر

Updated by anonymous

alirezatm said:
You get money for studying? :ر

Almost all first world countries give substantial financial aid when you're pursuing a higher education.

Updated by anonymous

NotMeNotYou said:
Almost all first world countries give substantial financial aid when you're pursuing a higher education.

*facepalm*
I H8 THIS COUNTRY!

Updated by anonymous

alirezatm said:
*facepalm*
I H8 THIS COUNTRY!

The USA has a program called Job Corps for students under 25 years of age.
I'm currently enrolled in said program.

Updated by anonymous

alirezatm said:
*facepalm*
I H8 THIS COUNTRY!

Foreign students also get said aid, you could have a semester or two in Germany, if you apply and they accept.

Updated by anonymous

​​​​​​​ said:
The USA has a program called Job Corps for students under 25 years of age.
I'm currently enrolled in said program.

For an Iranian, moving to Neptune is easier than moving to US.

NotMeNotYou said:
Foreign students also get said aid, you could have a semester or two in Germany, if you apply and they accept.

I currently applied for England life visa. I'm seeking for a lifelong visa, not just studying abroad and then coming back to this piece of hell, along with 17% unemployment rate!!!

I have no hostility with Germany, actually I think it's a cool country. The reason that I don't want to move to Germany is 70% of my family moved there before and I'm looking for visa in order to forget my family's drama, not to see it more.

Updated by anonymous

NotMeNotYou said:
Foreign students also get said aid, you could have a semester or two in Germany, if you apply and they accept.

Just don't go to what used to be East Germany (glorious socialist republic), they don't like foreigners there.

Updated by anonymous

Munkelzahn said:
Just don't go to what used to be East Germany (glorious socialist republic), they don't like foreigners there.

Depends on where you are, the far east of Saxony is a bad place for immigrants, but everywhere else people are pretty much neutral all around.

Updated by anonymous

​​​​​​​ said:
The USA has a program called Job Corps for students under 25 years of age.
I'm currently enrolled in said program.

How te fuck do you enroll? And what does it entail

Updated by anonymous

RustyTorpedo said:
How te fuck do you enroll? And what does it entail

http://dayton.jobcorps.gov/home.aspx
They Provide an education, bed, and hot meals three times a day. You receive a bit of spending ca$h every two weeks.
You're expected to not drink or do drugs while enrolled and there's a strict rule set you'd need to follow.
They expect you to keep your room inspection ready at all times. If you don't have a high-school diploma they help you get that too. Also they send you off with up to $4000 upon completion and verification of your employment.
And it's totally free!

That's what they will tell you, what they don't tell you is this:
almost 65% of all students want to bash your face in.
Students are being ZTT'd (Zero-tolerance termination) on a weekly basis over the stupidest shit.
Staff members are old-fashioned and often discriminatory against those that are gay or bi-sexual, Male or female(or non-binary), etc.
Nothing will happen if you report a staff member for doing something questionable.
You'll have a roommate and won't be able to get rid of them until you or they complete.
Social areas are populated by people in a constant media battle.("Hey that's too loud I'm going to turn up my device so I can hear it." loop)
Centers are campus locked, meaning you can no longer go to a local store.

Updated by anonymous

I used to study applied chemistry, then switched to architecture, while working as a tour guide. Then i quit because of reasons.

Now im an apprentice optician.

Updated by anonymous

I'm not going to tell you guys specifically, but all i do is Sit my ass for 8 hours then go home...Literally doing nothing at all

Updated by anonymous

I mainly mow fields. I'd like to get my class C license so I can drive rigs across the country.
I'm proud to say that i'm one of the few in a more recent generation who's still going blue collar

Updated by anonymous

  • 1