Take me to your Leda: sensual Pompeii bedroom art uncovered

"The fresco was said to be exceptional because it was painted to make it appear Leda was looking_at_viewer."

Erotic fresco depicting Greek myth unveiled in Pompeii

They died in a fire, but the furry porn lives strong.

More ancient furry porn: ancient_furry_art -rating:s

So, they were burned because they were into bestiality?

AoBird said:
So, they were burned because they were into bestiality?

Well, we are talking Pompeii, so no. I'm not superstitious. They did have a volcanic eruption by Mount Vesuvius; which covered Pompeii and its denizens in ash. This hot ash then acted as a sort of preservative. In a way, the agony of their death was preserved because many were found huddling or cowering in fear of the destructive force at the time.

AoBird said:
So, they were burned because they were into bestiality?

Nope. They got burned because they built their city beside the flanks of an active volcano. Volcano Day was a hot time in the ol' town that night. After a long day of working, you could rest your tired ash just about anywhere. :o

Yeah, I know, you were just joking. ;p

vex714 said:
In a way, the agony of their death was preserved because many were found huddling or cowering in fear of the destructive force at the time.

Were any of them preserved in the act of fapping?

Munkelzahn said:
Were any of them preserved in the act of fapping?

Archaeologists sledgehammered those ones into dust to keep the truth hidden.

if i remember correctly there was ONE guy the went out fapping, or just died with his hands on his crotch

@Munkelzahn: @Lance_Armstrong: @linkward:

Well, yes but actually no

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/dfc9cea4-137b-440f-aa8c-5a16d7cb4f4d

I'm not sure people just thought "gonna rub one out before the hot ash hits me"

Speaking of ancient porn, there are art depictions of Zeus transforming into an animal and seducing people. Greek mythology is quite odd. I only know a little bit about it.

Zeus "seduced" people and has done so at times after transforming into an animal.

https://www.bustle.com/articles/94692-8-weirdest-sex-things-that-went-down-in-greek-mythology

Half-animal, half-human hybrids depicted on oldest discovered cave art

"Cave art depicting a hunting scene has been found in Indonesia dated to 44,000 years old, making it the oldest rock art created by humans.

The painting itself is intriguing because it shows a group of figures that represent half-animal, half-human hybrids called therianthropes. The therianthropes are hunting warty pigs and dwarf buffaloes called anoas using spears and ropes.

The abstract figures depict a story, which changes our view of early human cognition, according to a study published Wednesday in the journal Nature. The art could even show the foundation of human spirituality, given the supernatural scene depicted."

Earliest hunting scene in prehistoric art