Hello all. Hope you are doing well. This one is a bit of a doozy. So, a hobby of mine is taking two or more pieces of media, like a show or a video game, and combine it into one thing in my head. My most recent one is, as the title suggests, a combining of the Super Secret Secret Squirrel segment that used to play during 2 Stupid Dogs back in the 90s with this atrocious low budget zombie movie called Retardead. Right before Corona began, I was obsessed with this fictional porn animation I wanted to one day commission. It would be an explicit retelling of the events of Retardead with various Secret Squirrel characters filling the roles of certain characters, while having furry versions of the rest of the original movie's characters as well. Also, it would keep the same art style of the cartoon, complete with similar jazz music but probably with a more wild twist to it to match the craziness of the movie.

I also had this premise before the events of the original film begin where Secret breaks into the evidence locker at work and steals Queen Bea's old love serum in an attempt to rekindle his love for Penny when he starts to get tired of the relationship. He drinks way too much and ends up suffering nasty side effects where his prefrontal cortex is severely altered. Things such as impulse control go out the window and on top of that he cycles rapidly between intense feelings of love and hatred. As time wears on he adopts more and more extreme kinks, becomes violent, and starts to flash and rape other people. Eventually, he destroys his relationship with Penny and ostracizes himself from his colleagues. There is no cure for his ailments and he soon finds out Queen Bea has reached the end of her lifespan, so he is basically alone. Once word spreads around work about the things he has done, Secret is placed on indefinite vacation where his mental state continues to decay as he slowly turns into a psychopath.

I am very passionate about this and want to somehow make this a reality, but I can't draw or animate, so it'll be tough. I have wondered for some time what other people might think of this unusual idea. I want to see if I am able to balance the feel of the old cartoon with the wackiness of the movie and give it a bit of a Conker's Bad Fur Day vibe too.