I'm creating this ahead of time, so that Americans see it right away when the April fools joke reaches their time zones.
Please post what phrases you've got. Because I am a complete noob at reverse engineering webpages, and didn't find the place where all of them are stored. If you find the place with all the duration-message contents are stored - it'll be much appreciated.
So far I've caught 3:
The first one I didn't screenshot or record because I was still in shock
2) Go buy a Bad Dragon or something.
3) You're still here? Why would you do that?
I did find a place where all the phrases are for switching it off, even though I haven't switched it off myself yet: https://imgur.com/a/dClZib0
Please post all the unique phrases you got! I've only been here for almost 2 hours, maybe there's something beyond that mark?
If you find any other interesting details about it - please also share them!