Guten Nacht everybody,
I had a question does anyone here know any good sites for gay porn? I have not been able to find any sites that one does not have pay sort of fee, or directs you a different site, or is full of bugs. Any suggestions?
M.

e621.net

Gotta warn you; there's some fucked up shit there, man, but it's worth it.

(I don't know of any. I've gone full furfag)

Morrighan said:
Guten Nacht everybody,
I had a question does anyone here know any good sites for gay porn? I have not been able to find any sites that one does not have pay sort of fee, or directs you a different site, or is full of bugs. Any suggestions?
M.

I don't really know that many.

tumblr.com

this is my personal favorite

Mutisija said:
this is my personal favorite

Very funny, next!

Durandal said:
e621.net

Gotta warn you; there's some fucked up shit there, man, but it's worth it.

(I don't know of any. I've gone full furfag)

Nothing wrong with that,I myself am the same for the most part. Unfortunately comics do not have sound, so yeah.

Morrighan said:
Guten Nacht everybody,

All. My. Rage.

NotMeNotYou said:
All. My. Rage.

It is *Gute* Nacht. Nacht is feminine, so you need to use the feminine form of "Gut", while for example "Hunger" (hunger) is male, so you need to use the male form "Guten Hunger".

Thank you, one of the few phrases that I thought I knew in german, but it is good to know how to actually say that. How does the "n" effect it? Zank you und Gute
Nacht.

Morrighan said:
effect

*affect

Back to the business at hand. Gay Porn sites, anyone?

NotMeNotYou said:
It is *Gute* Nacht. Nacht is feminine, so you need to use the feminine form of "Gut", while for example "Hunger" (hunger) is male, so you need to use the male form "Guten Hunger".

Beruhigen mein Deutsch haarige Junge Freund , lässt Sie einfach gute Übersetzungsprogramm , zusammenhängend mit der jeweils anderen Kartoffeln sprechen.

How'd it do?

Morrighan said:
Back to the business at hand. Gay Porn sites, anyone?

heres a gay porn site

Mutisija said:
heres a gay porn site

Go away. Please.

Morrighan said:
Go away. Please.

how about this one?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=free+gay+porn

In order of recommendation:

• click this: gay
• pornhub.com, click "gay porn" on the top
• dinotube.com - search for gay
• google video, search for gay
• dtvideo.com - find the word gay somewhere and click on it, hope the video you click on actually loads
• flashing banners promising gay porn

Munkelzahn said:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=free+gay+porn

I would imagine clicking anything on the first page of results for that search would literally give Firefox ebola.

NotMeNotYou said:
All. My. Rage.

It is *Gute* Nacht. Nacht is feminine, so you need to use the feminine form of "Gut", while for example "Hunger" (hunger) is male, so you need to use the male form "Guten Hunger".

I think it's so frequently messed up by non native speakers because day, morning and evening are "guten".
So, our english brains go "guten Tag" "guten Morgen", "guten Abend", must also be "guten Nacht".

Halite said:
I think it's so frequently messed up by non native speakers because day, morning and evening are "guten".
So, our english brains go "guten Tag" "guten Morgen", "guten Abend", must also be "guten Nacht".

Even with native speakers I would imagine that "guten Nacht" and "gute Nacht" would sound the same more often than not.

Put another way, if these forms were all present 1000 years ago, germans might eventually start spelling it "guten Acht".

parasprite said:
Even with native speakers I would imagine that "guten Nacht" and "gute Nacht" would sound the same more often than not.

Put another way, if these forms were all present 1000 years ago, germans might eventually start spelling it "guten Acht".

Nope, besides the fact that nobody speaks the way it's written (dialects very greatly within germany, and only one comes close to written German) are we making sure we actually have a break between words, since we tend to slap words together for their own meaning, means we have to have breaks to make sense.

Also, "Acht" is either the number 8, or used as "hab acht" - "keep watch", "Achtung" - "Beware", so it would be hilariously stupid to have it washed out like that into a greeting based on a time.

Morrighan said:
Thank you, one of the few phrases that I thought I knew in german, but it is good to know how to actually say that. How does the "n" effect it? Zank you und Gute
Nacht.

The n affects it in a way that you would sound stupid when saying it.
How to pronounce it? Like the "n" in "hand".
Otherwise it's technically just the wrong form of the word, doesn't change the meaning or anything, it's just plain wrong for no other reason than that.

NotMeNotYou said:
Also, "Acht" is either the number 8, or used as "hab acht" - "keep watch", "Achtung" - "Beware", so it would be hilariously stupid to have it washed out like that into a greeting based on a time.

This actually isn't as uncommon as you'd think. The reason I mention "1000 years ago" is because languages are a lot more prone to gradual mutation when there is (probably) nobody tracking/defining usage (dictionaries, grammar books, IPA), people trying to enforce usage (formal education, organizations like l'Académie française), transcription errors (books being written by hand). Mutations are still possible today (light -> lite, drive-through -> drive-thru, dialogue/dialog) but much less likely than they once were.

NotMeNotYou said:
Nope, besides the fact that nobody speaks the way it's written (dialects very greatly within germany, and only one comes close to written German) are we making sure we actually have a break between words, since we tend to slap words together for their own meaning, means we have to have breaks to make sense.

Interesting, I'd never thought of it that way; I suppose it would probably be a good habit to get into, huh? ;)

parasprite said:
This actually isn't as uncommon as you'd think. The reason I mention "1000 years ago" is because languages are a lot more prone to gradual mutation when there is (probably) nobody tracking/defining usage (dictionaries, grammar books, IPA), people trying to enforce usage (formal education, organizations like l'Académie française), transcription errors (books being written by hand). Mutations are still possible today (light -> lite, drive-through -> drive-thru, dialogue/dialog) but much less likely than they once were.

English people don't have our grammar nazi boner going on.
Also, I do know that languages change, german has actually changed a lot in the last 200 years alone (I had to learn to read old german scripts so I also had to take a class in old german grammar and the words they used), but that change still would have been hilarious.

parasprite said:
Interesting, I'd never thought of it that way; I suppose it would probably be a good habit to get into, huh? ;)

I don't know about you but german is spoken rather slowly, compared to other languages. I had a lot of trouble listening "faster" for english videos or shows.
So yeah, we don't fully stop making noises but there are slight breaks between the single words.

manhub

Findtubes.com works pretty well. Pornmd is another option. For some reason, pornmd seems to find better quality videos, but the search itself has serious problems. If you click the 'gay' radio button and then search something generic (e.g. teen), you'll get a lot of non-gay stuff (going back to the teen search, the first page has 5 straight videos, 2 FFM videos, 1 lesbian video, and 11 gay videos).

But to be honest, I mostly go here. I'm too used to this site. Going to tube sites and trying to use their search is like...back in 2001/2002, going back to ask jeeves after getting used to google. It's painful.

Peekaboo said:
I don't really know that many.

First word I see is DLC.
I double loled.

Well, quite often the porn sites that you have to search for don't offer much, I think?