I'm planning on hitting up the booths first thing
once I get to a particular con coming up and
I saw that Bad Dragon will be attending too!
I've been wondering ever since I saw that
what will they have at their booth, Dood

Will it be just merchandise like shirts,
Pins, Plushes, and so on, or will they be
bringing the main products they sell and
what really earned them the name
"Bad Dragon", Dood

I wanted to ask support on the site firsthand
but they have no contact address
(That I know of) just links to articles
meant to help those who bought
the products already, Dood

Any ideas what they'll have and for those
who's seen them firsthand at a con what
did they sell there, Dood?
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They were out of beanies! The Big ticket item they sold out of on the site,
They sold out at the con before I could get one, Dood...

Aside from that!
They sold Lube, Cum Lube, A variety of medium firmness dildos,
Body pillowcases, Stickers, Keychains, Masturbators, Wereable Sheaths,
and merch. Didn't see any posters which was a shame but not a pretty
bad lineup of stuff, Dood!
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Oh! They also have firmness samples! It's because of those I found out
that maximum firmness may just be what I've been looking for all this
time, Dood!
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If you're at a con and they're gonna be there, This is what you can expect!
I'd recommend checking 'em out. Maybe they'll have a super firm in stock
that time. Dood!
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