A long while ago I started a thread on here about how many people actually buy Bad Dragon toys. But since Patchi gets annoyed every time I bump the thread I'm gana start a new one to ask this question.

For anyone who owns toys (Not just specifically the Bad Dragon ones) How do you hide them? I'm assuming most of us have roommates, or sometimes family in their houses that they want/need to hide a 12 inch horse dong from so how do you go about doing that?

Obviously you can't just cram these things into your floor vents (Hello germs) So how exactly would one hide these things?

And to add to that, how did you hide the arrival of the toy? (As they ship via standard mail service, I'm not sure how one would hide the post man coming to the door) So how did you get around that?

Storytime children.

By living alone, and hiding them in the most unsuspecting place of all.

Also, most places allow you to have them send to a post shop and then you just pick them up there, get duffle bag and throw them in there (don't mix silicone toys!), stash said duffle bag somewhere normal, EG. With other bags inside your closet, the more natural, the better.

NotMeNotYou said:
By living alone, and hiding them in the most unsuspecting place of all.

Nice setup for your comps :D

And I don't know about obvious place hiding lol, I live with family and well. They are nosey as hell.

I have one of those office chairs from IKEA that have those hidden zips on the back of your backrest. I just hide stuff there, just hoped nobody sits on my chair and feel something bulging out.

The only 2 responses come from people with the same variation of one pic. Coincidence? I think not.

Cutedementia said:
The only 2 responses come from people with the same variation of one pic. Coincidence? I think not.

I do have an office chair but I can't hide stuff in it since it's a see through mesh.

Generally your closet is a good place, but them in a bag and just place it besides some clothing at the bottom of in the top.
Also a good idea is to ridicule people who want to nose around your stuff, if your try to stop them they know there is something interesting in there, if you ridicule them they get to be uncomfortable.

However, I'd still highly recommend to not buy them until you have your own place, or can lock your room without them throwing a fit.

NotMeNotYou said:
However, I'd still highly recommend to not buy them until you have your own place, or can lock your room without them throwing a fit.

Well I've tried things like:

Hiding things in an old Cogeco Cable box. That worked for a while.
Hiding things in the vent above my bed. That worked for few days
Hiding things in my bedside drawer under some books or some shit.
Hiding things in a disassembled radio. That works but it's too small
And lastly

Hiding things in my backpack, the one I take to work every day -_- that's a bad idea.

In a closet behind a 20 kilogram Pentium 2 computer nobody's ever going to use \o/

You can always hide them in your butt.

Halite said:
You can always hide them in your butt.

+1

Cutedementia said:
Well I've tried things like:

Hiding things in an old Cogeco Cable box. That worked for a while.
Hiding things in the vent above my bed. That worked for few days
Hiding things in my bedside drawer under some books or some shit.
Hiding things in a disassembled radio. That works but it's too small
And lastly

Hiding things in my backpack, the one I take to work every day -_- that's a bad idea.

I forgot to mention inside of a pillow. I have a body pillow that has 2 covers on it. So theres the basic pillow with a hole in it, inside there you can store stuff (Wallet or whatever) Which has a basic pillow cover. Then is covered by a Queen Chrysalis pillow cover ^w^ For maximum Kawaii/hiding potential

NotMeNotYou said:
By living alone, and hiding them in the most unsuspecting place of all.

this. (although I don't live alone).

parasprite said:
this. (although I don't live alone).

So much MLP, so much.

I would post a picture of my setup but I don't have any BD toys so it's off topic D:

Cutedementia said:
So much MLP, so much.

I like hoarding the ponyfolk.

Halite said:
You can always hide them in your butt.

Or in your mouth. Note: This only works if your profession includes wearing a ski mask or balaclava every day. Such as a bank robber or terrorist.

Cutedementia said:
Well I've tried things like:

Hiding things in an old Cogeco Cable box. That worked for a while.
Hiding things in the vent above my bed. That worked for few days
Hiding things in my bedside drawer under some books or some shit.
Hiding things in a disassembled radio. That works but it's too small
And lastly

Hiding things in my backpack, the one I take to work every day -_- that's a bad idea.

You can always lock your stuff in a drawer(if there's a lock).

parasprite said:
this. (although I don't live alone).

Black rainbowdash nothing weird, some world globe with a clock normal enough, 2 discords and a pony in front of some dictionaries quite cool, giant tentacle must be some episode where the ponies fight a giant octopus nobody will suspect it!

That is a lot of toys, i wish i had money to get a collection of dragon statues or something of the sort. perhaps in the future

Hasn't anyone asked what is that tentacle doing there though? (forgive my curiosity)

Just_Another_Dragon said:
i wish i had money to get a collection of dragon statues or something of the sort. perhaps in the future

It would be interesting to see a collection of ALL bad dragon toys all on a desk around someones computer.

You'd have a friend walk into the room and they will either be completely entranced or they will have a heart attack. One of the two.

Just_Another_Dragon said:

Hasn't anyone asked what is that tentacle doing there though? (forgive my curiosity)

It's just a tentacle statue!

JoeX said:
Or in your mouth. Note: This only works if your profession includes wearing a ski mask or balaclava every day. Such as a bank robber or terrorist.

I read that as baclava and got really confused for a moment.

Now I really want baclava.

Just_Another_Dragon said:

Hasn't anyone asked what is that tentacle doing there though? (forgive my curiosity)

I usually just tell them that I don't have a whole lot of control over where that tentacle ends up, and they seem to find that convincing enough.

parasprite said:
I usually just tell them that I don't have a whole lot of control over where that tentacle ends up, and they seem to find that convincing enough.

"Mostly it ends up on that shelf, sometimes up my butt."

NotMeNotYou said:
"Mostly it ends up on that shelf, sometimes up my butt."

I'm just wondering how you fit that thing. With the bending shape and all it seems you could only fit so much of it in before it would start to press against your internals and possibly stretch a bit too much.

Cutedementia said:
I'm just wondering how you fit that thing. With the bending shape and all it seems you could only fit so much of it in before it would start to press against your internals and possibly stretch a bit too much.

If there's anything that OB and impacted feces have taught me, it's that both orifices are fairly stretchy and can accommodate a lot more than most people realize.

parasprite said:
If there's anything that OB and impacted feces have taught me anything, it's that both orifices are fairly stretchy and can accommodate a lot more than most people realize.

Yea I saw a video of a boy getting in all like 12-13 inches of a horse toy in O.O

Some people man, some people are just awesome.

Cutedementia said:
Yea I saw a video of a boy getting in all like 12-13 inches of a horse toy in O.O

Some people man, some people are just awesome.

Hotkinkijo can do that sort of thing. She's somewhat of an inspiration to me (if you could call it that).

parasprite said:
Hotkinkijo can do that sort of thing. She's somewhat of an inspiration to me (if you could call it that).

Since you seem knowledgeable about this kinda thing, I'm just gana forward this question to you instead of digging around the internet for 4 hours:

Cutedementia said:
Since you seem knowledgeable about this kinda thing, I'm just gana forward this question to you instead of digging around the internet for 4 hours:

How safe is the "Cum Lube" stuff?

http://bad-dragon.com/products/cumlube

I've read you shouldn't ingest it, which makes sense.

But if you shouldn't ingest it, then how is it healthy to have it inside other parts of your body?

Specifically for the anal cavity? Is that healthy? Could it cause problems if there was to be too much of said "lube" to be "inserted" inside there? I find it hard to believe it would not cause complications.

Furthermore would it be safe to warm the liquid? Cold lube probably feels no good especially if it's inside you right? So is it possible to safely warm it up? (I'm assuming microwaving is out of the question)

Your stomach will hate you if it gets inside, otherwise it's a very safe lube, also yes, you can warm it, even inside a microwave but treat it like water since it is water based.

Also, that's partly legal stuff, if it was labeled as "food" it would need to pass different standards.

parasprite said:
Hotkinkijo can do that sort of thing. She's somewhat of an inspiration to me (if you could call it that).

Same here :O

Cutedementia said:
Since you seem knowledgeable about this kinda thing, I'm just gana forward this question to you instead of digging around the internet for 4 hours:

How safe is the "Cum Lube" stuff?

http://bad-dragon.com/products/cumlube

I've read you shouldn't ingest it, which makes sense.

But if you shouldn't ingest it, then how is it healthy to have it inside other parts of your body?

Specifically for the anal cavity? Is that healthy? Could it cause problems if there was to be too much of said "lube" to be "inserted" inside there? I find it hard to believe it would not cause complications.

Furthermore would it be safe to warm the liquid? Cold lube probably feels no good especially if it's inside you right? So is it possible to safely warm it up? (I'm assuming microwaving is out of the question)

Well, the reason is it isn't designed to be ingested. I wouldn't drink an enema or drink a douche, but that doesn't mean they aren't safe to use (saline enema solution is far safer than the prepackaged enemas you can buy in the store btw. The pre-packaged stuff basically works by being "salty" enough that it forces your body to dump fluid into your colon, which can be highly dehydrating, and particularly dangerous if you do more than one. I believe it was a tablespoon of salt in a gallon of distilled water, but I haven't made any in a while. Also warm this before you use it to reduce cramping ;).) Texture-wise it's really...stringy or goopy, I suppose I would call it. It's varies from batch to batch though so it's hard to say. Your colon and vagina will absorb different things than your stomach and small intestines will. The colon is mainly there to reabsorb water, but there are some drugs that are designed for rectal use (I almost had to give Tylenol this way to a patient who couldn't take anything by mouth), do so can't give you an absolute guarantee. I would imagine most lubes would not be safe if you just drink it straight. ;)

As for warming it, I've never actually tried that but it sounds wonderful. The main issue with microwaving is it doesn't hear evenly so you can easily burn yourself as it can leave "hot spots" (same reason why they don't recommend you microwave baby bottles anymore) and I don't think you want to have burns there. You could probably put the lube in mildly warm water (37C or ~100F) without issues since that is going to be around your core temperature anyways, but I've never tried it. I think the BD staff or the forums may have a better answer for you on this one.

The toys are fine to boil though. It's another way to warm them (as well as sanitize), just make sure they aren't too hot when you use them obviously.

NotMeNotYou said:
if it gets inside

Gets inside - The oral way? Or? Does it cause problems both ways or just orally?

Cause as I said before I find it hard to believe it would be healthy to have this stuff in your organs (large intestine)

I'm assuming most people would end up putting large amounts of this stuff in there (Due to the "heat" of the moment some people go overboard) so would that cause any problems?

parasprite said:
You could probably put the lube in mildly warm water (37C or ~100F) without issues since that is going to be around your core temperature anyways.

Was thinking perhaps it would be safe to do it the same way you melt chocolate. Pour water into one pan, heat that up (Not necessarily boil it) and put the container in that water not allowing it to touch the bottom so the bottle heats up evenly. Perhaps it would work best with a small glass vial so the whole thing gets heated all at once and the glass won't potentially melt like plastic might?

I don't know, seems like that would be the best option. But in the same token things only stay warm for so long so... Might cool down way too fast to be enjoyed.

Cutedementia said:
Since you seem knowledgeable about this kinda thing, I'm just gana forward this question to you instead of digging around the internet for 4 hours:

How safe is the "Cum Lube" stuff?

http://bad-dragon.com/products/cumlube

I've read you shouldn't ingest it, which makes sense.

But if you shouldn't ingest it, then how is it healthy to have it inside other parts of your body?

Specifically for the anal cavity? Is that healthy? Could it cause problems if there was to be too much of said "lube" to be "inserted" inside there? I find it hard to believe it would not cause complications.

Furthermore would it be safe to warm the liquid? Cold lube probably feels no good especially if it's inside you right? So is it possible to safely warm it up? (I'm assuming microwaving is out of the question)

There's nothing particularly unhealthy about it.
You could inject it with no negative effect, and people have, but it doesn't taste good and if you ate enough could make you sick.

I've used the cum lube. A lot. Two bottles of the stuff in fact. So far so good! Like Haltie have said, you COULD eat it, but I wouldn't really want to. Using it internally (vaginally or anally) seems to have had no negative effect on me. Many others have said the same thing on the BD toy forums. I don't have a toy with a cumtube so my experiences with injecting it are, well, nonexistant, but I wouldn't hesitate to do it if I had the chance. Your bowels are self flushing, so just wait till your next movement and all will be well. But vaginally you're probably going to want to clean yourself out a bit, since leaving medium to large quantities of anything up there for a while wouldn't be a great idea. It also helps to pee afterwards, as that helps flush anything out of the urethra. I'm assuming you're a guy, but I included those last couple sentences just in case.

I also second everything Parasprite said, but haven't looked into using the saline enema solution... good tip there, I'll have to look into that.

Cutedementia said:

I'm assuming most people would end up putting large amounts of this stuff in there (Due to the "heat" of the moment some people go overboard) so would that cause any problems?

Nah, you just poop it out later. I've dumped half a container into me at one point and the only thing that happened was I was slightly sore (probably more having to do with the "heat of the moment" than anything) and I was mildly alarmed the next day when I had what looked like white chunky curds lining one side of the stool...until I remembered what I had done the day before but other than that I had no issues.

Cutedementia said:
Was thinking perhaps it would be safe to do it the same way you melt chocolate. Pour water into one pan, heat that up (Not necessarily boil it) and put the container in that water not allowing it to touch the bottom so the bottle heats up evenly. Perhaps it would work best with a small glass vial so the whole thing gets heated all at once and the glass won't potentially melt like plastic might?

I don't know, seems like that would be the best option. But in the same token things only stay warm for so long so... Might cool down way too fast to be enjoyed.

Sounds like it might work but the vial seems awfully complicated to manage when you're horny (unless you were testing what might happen if it got really hot...which might be an interesting experiment :D). I would probably just try soaking it in the bathroom sink under some hot tap for a few minutes, then just get a container (like a large bowl) of hot water on a towel to leave it in on standby while you do your thing.

Cutedementia said:
Gets inside - The oral way? Or? Does it cause problems both ways or just orally?

Cause as I said before I find it hard to believe it would be healthy to have this stuff in your organs (large intestine)

I'm assuming most people would end up putting large amounts of this stuff in there (Due to the "heat" of the moment some people go overboard) so would that cause any problems?

Inside your stomach, if you manage to get lube inside your stomach through your ass you will have a whole lot of other problems. And you can basically check out all other lubes as well, I don't know of a single one that is fit for human consumption.
But what parasite said is true, your large intestine basically only absorbs water and a couple other, small molecules, the lube is way too large to get absorbed, you're just going to poop any remnants out later on.
Also, I personally don't heat my lube, but I would recommend just putting the bottle into warm water for a bit if you want to heat it up, or place it on your running heater/computer rendering crysis or something like that. The stuff gets warm pretty quickly and you don't need to store it inside a fridge.

Edit: I just looked up Hotkinkijo and that woman rivals Varka.
Not sure if you ever wanted to see our dildo overlord fuck himself but here is your chance.

Tokaido said:

I also second everything Parasprite said, but haven't looked into using the saline enema solution... good tip there, I'll have to look into that.

Basically it's just "salty" enough that your body doesn't absorb the water, but not "salty" enough that your body loses water, so your body just sort of ignores it. Warming it beforehand reduces the cramping and with large volume enemas most can dump good a liter or two in there without feeling pain, nausea, or cramping (though I would start with a liter if you haven't done it before). Just don't use straight tap water because it will almost be like drinking it and you can easily get overly hydrated and bloated, which can be equally dangerous.

Important to note: when people are saying it's "not meant for human consumption" it mostly means "this has not been tested and vetted by national food agency standards to guarantee that it is safe to consume". And that's because it's not worth the cost to have it tested and verified to be "food grade" when it's made for going in your other end and not your stomach. It also probably has no nutritional value worth mentioning, so it makes for bad food that way as well. So for all those reasons, it's "not meant for human consumption" but that doesn't mean it's anything close to poisonous or dangerous or unhealthy either. It's just not designed for eating. I imagine it's probably safe enough to be next to your membranous tissues (vaginal, anal, etc) even if it's not recommended to swallow it. So, just to clarify that point in case it helps. It's good to be careful, but I think in this case it's probably ok.

NotMeNotYou said:
Edit: I just looked up Hotkinkijo and that woman rivals Varka.
Not sure if you ever wanted to see our dildo overlord fuck himself but here is your chance.

Damn, I was curious but the link doesn't work. =(

NotMeNotYou said:

Edit: I just looked up Hotkinkijo and that woman rivals Varka.
Not sure if you ever wanted to see our dildo overlord fuck himself but here is your chance.

404 Not Found

:(

I don't have a toy but if I did, I have many drawers to hide it in

parasprite said:
this. (although I don't live alone).

Wow that's plain sight, Parasprite. Not even the glow of a computer to hide it.

parasprite said:
:(

https://videos.toypics.net/view/2509/xl-flint-ride/

The / at the end of the url is mandatory, as it seems.
Also fixed the link in my original post.

NotMeNotYou said:
https://videos.toypics.net/view/2509/xl-flint-ride/

The / at the end of the url is mandatory, as it seems.
Also fixed the link in my original post.

Varka's pretty cute. I half-expected you to link that one guy that always posts on there with the really loose wrinkly asshole (you know the one) and was pleasantly surprised. ^.^

NotMeNotYou said:
https://videos.toypics.net/view/2509/xl-flint-ride/

The / at the end of the url is mandatory, as it seems.
Also fixed the link in my original post.

How...

What?...

How did they even find out they can build toys that large and not kill someone?

"Hey are you sure about this new 60000 square inch model?"
"Yea man had a friend in college who could fit a city in his ass, this is nothing"

Like what? How do you even fit tht much it's beyond me.

Cutedementia said:
How...

What?...

How did they even find out they can build toys that large and not kill someone?

"Hey are you sure about this new 60000 square inch model?"
"Yea man had a friend in college who could fit a city in his ass, this is nothing"

Like what? How do you even fit tht much it's beyond me.

Varka basically taught himself how to make big dildos for himself, then turned that into bad dragon.
If you see Large or XL on BD's pages that's basically varka's size.

NotMeNotYou said:
If you see Large or XL on BD's pages that's basically varka's size.

L.O.L

Like I'm betting I could barely fit medium like jesus some people can fit a whole family.

NotMeNotYou said:
Varka basically taught himself how to make big dildos for himself, then turned that into bad dragon.
If you see Large or XL on BD's pages that's basically varka's size.

post #317258

parasprite said:
post #317258

+1

NotMeNotYou said:
varka's size.

Wait doesn't Varka run E6? Or am I mega stupid? I've heard the name before.

Cutedementia said:
Wait doesn't Varka run E6? Or am I mega stupid? I've heard the name before.

Eeyup! He is...

Edit: Aha! Here it is! :P

Xch3l said:
Eeyup! He is...

Edit: Aha! Here it is! :P

*Jack* Of all trades then. Hmm

In a drawer, with all the other stuff.
My parents have found them.

Spess_Muhreen said:
In a drawer, with all the other stuff.
My parents have found them.

And what did they say about that?

Cutedementia said:
And what did they say about that?

Smart parents don't say anything.

This has become an interesting thread, didn't know you could learn important stuff talking about dildos.
The human body is amazing.

NotMeNotYou said:
Varka basically taught himself how to make big dildos for himself, then turned that into bad dragon.
If you see Large or XL on BD's pages that's basically varka's size.

You can't be the owner of the biggest fantasy sex toy company in the world if you can't handle your own products. +5 for Varka

I don't have any dildoes yet, but I'm contemplating getting some Teenie Weenies and sticking them to my computer/desk to royally fuck with the apartment inspector.

That way, when they develop/look the photos, they'll wonder what the hell they are, and the realization will hit.

Or perhaps Chance in the largest size instead.

TheHuskyK9 said:
You can't be the owner of the biggest fantasy sex toy company in the world if you can't handle your own products. +5 for Varka

Yea +5

But I have to wonder how he got the contacts to do that like. Just going to some factory the makes molds perhaps and being all: "I WANT A DILDO THAT LOOKS LIKE A DRAGONS DICK" Granted this is not a bad thing by any means, but interesting. I'd like to see how he actually did it all.

Cutedementia said:
Yea +5

But I have to wonder how he got the contacts to do that like. Just going to some factory the makes molds perhaps and being all: "I WANT A DILDO THAT LOOKS LIKE A DRAGONS DICK" Granted this is not a bad thing by any means, but interesting. I'd like to see how he actually did it all.

Varka created his own molds, and Bad Dragon still creates their own molds as well (3D printers ftw).
Bad Dragon also makes their own Silicone, and Varka also had his hands in there as well.
When I said he created them for himself I really said he did them from scratch to finished product at the very beginning.

If you aren't already you should really check his twitter and twitter gallery, he has some really interesting pictures in there.

NotMeNotYou said:
(3D printers ftw).

If I was proficient with ZBrush (which I'm not) I would send in an application to them >.< I've been 3D printing for years now but only building models and stuff like that never anything with proper curves and stuff all squares. If I could make a model like the ones they use, I'd probably submit some designs or something but I'm no good at this stuff yet :( Sadface. Perhaps in the future.

I think
o_o
accurately describes how I feel after what I just saw.
Patchi... we need you!

Durandal said:
I think
o_o
accurately describes how I feel after what I just saw.
Patchi... we need you!

You come into a thread like this and believe you're able to leave with your innocence intact?

NotMeNotYou said:
You come into a thread like this and believe you're able to leave with your innocence intact?

Being on a site like this, I thought it was already gone :V

Durandal said:
Being on a site like this, I thought it was already gone :V

You could be browsing e926.net.

NotMeNotYou said:
You could be browsing e926.net.

*Looks at url*

Umm...

...maybe.

NotMeNotYou said:
By living alone, and hiding them in the most unsuspecting place of all.

Also, most places allow you to have them send to a post shop and then you just pick them up there, get duffle bag and throw them in there (don't mix silicone toys!)

2 things for this comment

1) Why is it bad to mix silicone toys?

2) How would they inform you that your package has arrived at the post office? One of those things on the door? Cause if so in my case that would be just as bad as it being delivered to the door.

Cutedementia said:
2 things for this comment

1) Why is it bad to mix silicone toys?

2) How would they inform you that your package has arrived at the post office? One of those things on the door? Cause if so in my case that would be just as bad as it being delivered to the door.

Low grade silicone toys can and likely will melt if they touch each other. I'm too bad at chemistry to explain why but it does happen.
And for me it's an SMS to my phone and an email, check the mail carrier's websites for information.

Cutedementia said:
1) Why is it bad to mix silicone toys?

You will accidentally form the super-mega dildo

Cutedementia said:
And what did they say about that?

Mom laughed loudly and almost fell on the floor, then weeks later asked me if I'm into dudes, while trying not to laugh.
Dad hasn't said anything to this day, about two years later.

NotMeNotYou said:
Low grade silicone toys can and likely will melt if they touch each other.

That's not concerning at all :D

Cutedementia said:
That's not concerning at all :D

Bad Dragon toys are made from platinum cured silicone (I hope I got that right), this the same stuff used in hospitals and for operations, but there are extremely cheap dildo that are not really safe.
If you buy a dildo for $15 or something be prepared that it is really shitty material, bad dragon toys however are extremely hard to kill.

NotMeNotYou said:
Bad Dragon toys are made from platinum cured silicone (I hope I got that right), this the same stuff used in hospitals and for operations, but there are extremely cheap dildo that are not really safe.
If you buy a dildo for $15 or something be prepared that it is really shitty material, bad dragon toys however are extremely hard to kill.

Platinum Cure Silicone.

It's bad to store silicone toys next to each other because they have a slight adhesive texture that pulls and rubs, leading to a shortened lifespan.

Solutions I have seen: Storing them in the original BD bag, individually. Using our new duffle bags and backpacks, linen closet shelf, bathroom drawers that no one ever uses, and showers.

And yes, silicone has been around for quite a long time, but largely unused because it was notoriously unsafe and borderline toxic. I have seen some Chinese knockoffs of our stuff and they look scary as hell. I wouldn't recommend them to people I hate.

Some american made toys are pretty terrifying too, mostly because the industry can get away with labeling them as "novelties" and that allows them to avoid any real regulation as to the materials.
The only country that I'd trust the sex toys implicitly, because of proper regulation, is Japan.
They have very strict laws and controls to prevent dangerous materials being used in their products.

That's not to say that all american made toys are bad, but make sure you know what the toy is made out of, and that the company that makes it is trustworthy before you make a purchase.

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
Solutions I have seen: Storing them in the original BD bag, individually. Using our new duffle bags and backpacks, linen closet shelf, bathroom drawers that no one ever uses, and showers.

I've been using generic cling film (food wrap) to store between uses for a few of my toys. That shouldn't be an issue right?