Topic: Google's Earth Day Quiz

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Happy Earth Day! The one day people will actually TRY to do something green in a year or not. Goog has this quiz to see which animal are you for some reason. Post what animal you got here.

Apparently, I'm a Komodo Dragon :I

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I got Komodo Dragon the first time, mantis shrimp the second and cuttlefish the third. I really wanted to be an armadillo. :(

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TheHuskyK9 said:
Happy Earth Day! The one day people will actually TRY to do something green in a year or not.

More like pretend to try...

I got the same thing by the way

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You're a Komodo Dragon!
You have an appetite for life–as well as the ability to swallow an entire goat.

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You're a pangolin!

The practical sort, you know just when to curl up into a ball to thwart predators and cry.

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I have an idea, whatever animal you get give it a name and turn him into a furry.Write a backstory or something!

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Super_Hornet said:

More like pretend to try...

I hear that. Even if you forego the environmental impact, look towards your regional economy, and just start by trying to source locally grown and / or produced foods.

To hell with earth day, and all those who drive hybrid vehicles because it makes them feel (or worse, look) better.

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Goozely said:
I have an idea, whatever animal you get give it a name and turn him into a furry.Write a backstory or something!

Jim was just your average psychopathic honey-badger, bathing in the ultraviolence that was his birthright, when a lazy writer decided to magic him up a backstory at 2:00 in the morning. Through the power of (mumble mumble), he became some sort of human-honeybadger monstrosity.

His transformation imbued him with an unimaginable lust, which he would have satisfied by porking everything with an opening of the appropriate size (in other words, everything, because furry-hammerspace-physics somehow), were it not for his existing unimaginable capacity for rage, left over from his feral honeybadger days.

These two urges battled for dominance, and eventually Jim became a poet, because again, it's two in the morning and I'm too tired to even care to come up wtih something better (or even to fix that typo right there). So I guess he writes poems in the blood of his enemies mixed with the semen of his lovers. And they are bad, but he still charges five dollars each for them.

That'll be five dollars please.

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You're a giant squid!
You can achieve anything to which you put your mind and/or your massive tentacles.

( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

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mantis shrimp >.> meh, this seems only about as interesting as any of those quiz websites you might come across when browsing around randomly imo.

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Moon_Moon said:
I am coral.
What the fuck, google?

That kills people, Coral.

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Goozely said:
I have an idea, whatever animal you get give it a name and turn him into a furry.Write a backstory or something!

Joe was your average Komodo Dragon anthro, until his family was murdered.
Now he's out for revenge.
Also his family happened to secretly be Assassins, so now he's one. Yep.

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I got komodo dragon. I like eating goat so I think it fits XD.
On additional note, I tried again putting other stuff and got the mantis shrimp. So beautiful, yet deadly.

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TheGreatWolfgang said:
I'm a woolly mammoth.

Apparently I'm so unique that I'm extinct.

"God made you special, and He loves you very much." -Bob the Tomato.

What am I doing again?

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Genjar

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treos said:
mantis shrimp >.> meh, this seems only about as interesting as any of those quiz websites you might come across when browsing around randomly imo.

Yes, this quiz would've been better if there had been more variety. Same goes for most quizzes.

Here's one of my favorites: http://animalinyou.com

I like it partly because it seems to unflatteringly accurate (I'm a snake ), and partly because I find the matchmaker funny. Elephant + Crocodile = sexual chemistry: "Is this why crocs are flat?"

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Genjar said:
Yes, this quiz would've been better if there had been more variety. Same goes for most quizzes.

Here's one of my favorites: http://animalinyou.com

I like it partly because it seems to unflatteringly accurate (I'm a snake ), and partly because I find the matchmaker funny. Elephant + Crocodile = sexual chemistry: "Is this why crocs are flat?"

I'm impressed with that site. It said that I'm a wolf and can also be an african wild dog

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Genjar said:
Yes, this quiz would've been better if there had been more variety. Same goes for most quizzes.

Here's one of my favorites: http://animalinyou.com

I like it partly because it seems to unflatteringly accurate (I'm a snake ), and partly because I find the matchmaker funny. Elephant + Crocodile = sexual chemistry: "Is this why crocs are flat?"

Even a website calls me a fat hippo. Yep, I'm totally happy with this.

But yeah, that's kinda what I expected anyway, so good site.

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"Put silk on a goat and it is still a goat" ~Irish saying

I am surprisingly okay with being a goat. And also that saying amuses me.

Though mostly because I am imagining an Irishman putting a goat in a silk negligee before taking her to bed, and that saying is his friend's sagely advice for him (which, naturally, is ignored).

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Genjar said:
Yes, this quiz would've been better if there had been more variety. Same goes for most quizzes.

Here's one of my favorites: http://animalinyou.com

I like it partly because it seems to unflatteringly accurate (I'm a snake ), and partly because I find the matchmaker funny. Elephant + Crocodile = sexual chemistry: "Is this why crocs are flat?"

It says I'm an eagle
That's nice.

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