Everyone knows that in terms of Male Human and Female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible.

But what about Female Human and Male Pokémon?
What Pokémon would theoretically have the ideal dick size?
What about semen volume and consistency?
What Pokémon would have the stamina to pound your hole for 3 days straight?
Maybe an electric type for the intense direct stimulation?
Or would a water type produce more cum?
What dick shape would be ideal, and what Pokémon would have that dick shape?
What ability would be beneficial?

E.g. Ariados has the ability Insomnia, which would allow it to continue for a long time without rest. It is also only 3'7" and low to the ground, so it could easily penetrate a partner laying down.
It has the moves 'String Shot' and 'Sticky Web' which the Pokédex states it spins from both ends. It also learns several 'penetrating' moves like 'Poison Stinger' or 'Poison Jab' and moves that involve spraying and filling, such as 'Venoshock' which "drenches the target in a special poisonous fluid", 'Infestation' which is borderline impregnation. It's web could also be used for bondage so it could get kinky.

Alternatively, Electivire has the ability Vital Spirit, which has a similar effect to Insomnia. It is appropriately human sized at 5'11" and has two prehensile tails that can output 20000V which would feel like getting tased.
Some other contenders to be considered include Lopunny (4' Bunny with Cute Charm), Gardevoir (Humanoid Empath that can psychically synchronize your orgasms), Houndoom, Zoroark, Lycanroc, and oddly enough Sylveon.

Discuss?

OP: *sees all 1025 Pokémon catalogued in the Pokédex*

Also OP: https://youtu.be/7HrmD_vIMIk

*checks the internet for facts*

Only the members of a species can interbreed, producing fertile offspring. Groups of similar species form a genus. Members of a genus, thus, have many common features; they however, are not similar enough to interbreed to produce fertile offspring.

or

Species are kept distinct from one another by prezygotic and postzygotic barriers. These barriers keep organisms of different species from mating to produce fertile offspring, acting before and after the formation of a zygote, respectively. These barriers maintain the reproductive isolation of species.

But as we're talking about fantasy here... yeah, everything can have children with everything. A Pokémon with a human, a stone with a tree, a chair with a bed.

Blastoise is sure to get her wet, Cubone is always down to bone, Charizard is hot and actually gives a flying fuck, Rhydon is a good pokemon to ride one, and Rhyperior might be superior...

Remember, ladies: never accept berries from strange Typhlosions

I'm confused. Are you talking about pokephilia?

methoxyflurane said:
I'm confused. Are you talking about pokephilia?

yes and no. It more like a meme.

zonedraws said:
Everyone knows that in terms of Male Human and Female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible.

But what about Female Human and Male Pokémon?
What Pokémon would theoretically have the ideal dick size?
What about semen volume and consistency?
What Pokémon would have the stamina to pound your hole for 3 days straight?
Maybe an electric type for the intense direct stimulation?
Or would a water type produce more cum?
What dick shape would be ideal, and what Pokémon would have that dick shape?
What ability would be beneficial?

E.g. Ariados has the ability Insomnia, which would allow it to continue for a long time without rest. It is also only 3'7" and low to the ground, so it could easily penetrate a partner laying down.
It has the moves 'String Shot' and 'Sticky Web' which the Pokédex states it spins from both ends. It also learns several 'penetrating' moves like 'Poison Stinger' or 'Poison Jab' and moves that involve spraying and filling, such as 'Venoshock' which "drenches the target in a special poisonous fluid", 'Infestation' which is borderline impregnation. It's web could also be used for bondage so it could get kinky.

Alternatively, Electivire has the ability Vital Spirit, which has a similar effect to Insomnia. It is appropriately human sized at 5'11" and has two prehensile tails that can output 20000V which would feel like getting tased.
Some other contenders to be considered include Lopunny (4' Bunny with Cute Charm), Gardevoir (Humanoid Empath that can psychically synchronize your orgasms), Houndoom, Zoroark, Lycanroc, and oddly enough Sylveon.

Discuss?

Valerie does have a Male sylveon.