i am interested in talking about yiff and beast my yahoo messengeer sn is [email protected]
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Topic: 27/m/wi
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I don't even. Why did you post this here? This is irrelevant and against the rules, asking for RP in the forum is not allowed.
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14/f/cali
i am interested in shoez and boyz, espeshully justin beiber hes SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute and HOT! #beliber #yolo #420blazeitfaggot
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Renard_Queenston said:
I don't even. Why did you post this here? This is irrelevant and against the rules, asking for RP in the forum is not allowed.
I must have forgotten how to read, I can't see the part where he asked for RP.
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Doc_Holiday said:
am interested in talking about yiff
Pretty much RP.
No hang on, it's on a different site. I misread it, sorry.
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Moon_Moon said:
14/f/cali
i am interested in shoez and boyz, espeshully justin beiber hes SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute and HOT! #beliber #yolo #420blazeitfaggot
It's comments like these that make me want a up vote function for the forums X3
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Moon_Moon said:
14/f/cali
i am interested in shoez and boyz, espeshully justin beiber hes SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute and HOT! #beliber #yolo #420blazeitfaggot
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I am interested in talking about pones!
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Wait like Beast from X-Men? He's not a very interesting character. Now Xorn, on the other hand. Nigga had a black hole in his fucking head. What's that Beast? You can hang upside down and condescend to people? Oh that's neat all I can do is DESTROY EVERYTHING.
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"Am I doing it rite?"
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <time.h>
int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
time_t current_time = time(NULL);
srand((unsigned int)current_time);
char *chars = "1234567890qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm";
int num_chars = strlen(chars);
char header[64];
sprintf(header, "%d/%c/", (rand() % 99) + 18, chars[(rand() % 16) + 10]);
int loc_len = (rand() % 3) + 1;
for(int i=0; i<loc_len; ++i) { char l[2];sprintf(l, "%c", chars[(rand() % 16) + 10]); l[1]=0; strcat(header, l); }
strcat(header,"\n");
printf("%s",header);
char *interests[] = { "programs", "programming", "games", "gaming", "science", "pr0n", "tagging", "furry", "art", "movies", "techno", "electronica", "yoko kanno", "anime", "john carmak", "oculus rift", "e621", "mocking", "derailing threads", "being pedantic", "being ocd", "star fox", "squirrels", "enabling all warnings in c++" };
int const num_interests = sizeof(interests)/sizeof(char const *);
int const max_choices = 10;
int const num_choices = (rand() % max_choices) + 1;
char interest_buffer[256] = "";
for(int i=0; i<num_choices; ++i) {
strcat(interest_buffer, interests[rand() % num_interests]);
if(i<num_choices-2) strcat(interest_buffer, num_choices < 3 ? " and " : ", ");
if(i==num_choices-2) strcat(interest_buffer, num_choices < 3 ? " and " : ", and ");
}
char *contact_providers[] = { "msn", "yahoo", "google", "icq", "trillian", "aim", "prodigy", "facebook" };
int const num_contact_providers = sizeof(contact_providers)/sizeof(char const *);
int provider = rand() % num_contact_providers;
num_chars = ((provider == 3 || provider == 7) ? 10 : num_chars);
char contact_info[256] = "is ";
int contact_info_len = (rand() % 10) + 6;
for(int i=0; i<contact_info_len; ++i) {
contact_info[i + 3] = chars[rand() % num_chars];
}
contact_info[contact_info_len]=0;
switch(provider) {
case 1: strcat(contact_info, "@yahoo.com"); break;
case 6: strcat(contact_info, "@prodigy.net"); break;
default: break;
}
printf("I am interested in %s my %s %s\n", interest_buffer, contact_providers[provider], strchr(interest_buffer, 'q') != 0 ? "SQUIRREL!" : contact_info);
}
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
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Disk /dev/mmcblk0: 2032 MB, 2032664576 bytes
4 heads, 16 sectors/track, 62032 cylinders, total 3970048 sectors
Units = sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
Disk identifier: 0x00045da9
Device Boot Start End Blocks Id System
/dev/mmcblk0p1 2048 616447 307200 6 FAT16
/dev/mmcblk0p2 616448 2713599 1048576 83 Linux
/dev/mmcblk0p3 2713600 3762175 524288 82 Linux swap / Solaris/kissu
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furballs_dc said:
Disk /dev/mmcblk0: 2032 MB, 2032664576 bytes
4 heads, 16 sectors/track, 62032 cylinders, total 3970048 sectors
Units = sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 512 bytes / 512 bytes
Disk identifier: 0x00045da9Device Boot Start End Blocks Id System
/dev/mmcblk0p1 2048 616447 307200 6 FAT16
/dev/mmcblk0p2 616448 2713599 1048576 83 Linux
/dev/mmcblk0p3 2713600 3762175 524288 82 Linux swap / Solaris/kissu
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Oh, I forgot to add.
[redacted]
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furballs_dc said:
Oh, I forgot to add.[redacted]
ok fun's fun but that's too much
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I think we've seen enough.
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