I covered an ice cube in lubricant and put it up my anus

The cold made me scream but it was so pleasureable to feel it melt inside me

I am not gay

Congratulations Reaper_Eternal.

You are now the first person every to make me vomit. I actually had to run to the toilet to vomit because of this.

Patch said:
Congratulations Reaper_Eternal.

You are now the first person every to make me vomit. I actually had to run to the toilet to vomit because of this.

No you didn't, stop being so melodramatic.

Patch said:
Congratulations Reaper_Eternal.

You are now the first person every to make me vomit. I actually had to run to the toilet to vomit because of this.

Sorry

corgi_bread said:
No you didn't, stop being so melodramatic.

Prove it.

This reminds me of that person that went in a bath of oil with his "not gay" friend.

Patch said:
Prove it.

You're Patch. Being melodramatic is your forte.

corgi_bread said:
You're Patch. Being melodramatic is your forte.

But I was told being a heartless asshole is my forte.

Also nice insulting.

Patch said:
But I was told being a heartless asshole is my forte.

Also nice insulting.

You're not that heartless. :<

And I'm just being truthful. You didn't really vomit, you just said it for overemphasised melodramatic comedic effect.

corgi_bread said:
You're not that heartless. :<

And I'm just being truthful. You didn't really vomit, you just said it for overemphasised melodramatic comedic effect.

:< Actually I did vomit. Now I feel bad.

I tried freezing lube once but it didn't work very well :/

(This was for purely scientific reasons only)

Locked because creepy TMI and doesn't belong here.