Topic: Need help with a draconic situation.

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Hello all I don't know if this is allowed or there has been a thread before like this but here goes: I have come here seeking help with my bad luck on love and I am wondering how can i find a dragoness (online dragoness not a real one) as I have no luck in finding someone with my gifts, I am also asking if anyone here knows how to get more in-touch with the draconic realm, (I sound stupid I know but e621 was a site suggested by a friend to try and find help in this issue as my other form of help happens to be having a very bad partner issues right now and he is unable to help)if you have advice for me that is not allowed in public send me a message and I will get back to you.

For the advice that is allowed I welcome all comments pertaining to the topic just no attacks,hate posts, and the other negative posts thanks.

PS: Also I am new hear so if any one see's mistakes and if I can't fix them I'll do my best to find a way, if not just know that I tried my best to get as many as I could before posting this topic.

Updated by ZigguratVertigo

What is that responding to? Please be put more information down.

Updated by anonymous

hmm

do you like getting stung in the butt by bees

if so have i just the guy for you

Updated by anonymous

I've heard several people recommend getting stung in the butt by bees. I'd take him up on the offer.

Updated by anonymous

it's possible that getting stung in the butt by a bee will take you closer to the draconic realm

Updated by anonymous

I'm starting to think I should try other sites for help.

Updated by anonymous

You've got to be careful with that, though. Because I've heard if you get stung too much, you will ascend directly past the draconic realm.
And then you'll hit the otter realm.

Updated by anonymous

it's the choice between the draconic realm and a bucket full of clams

Updated by anonymous

I'm personally not a fan of clams.
But it's okay if you like them, there's no judgement here.

Updated by anonymous

Sorry but none of that is going to help me.

PS: I seem to have posted the wrong pleas for help sorry here are the proper ones.

(1): I had a Naganess friend who's kin-side used to visit me and now due to life changes it is going to end so I am not putting my foot down and telling my self to start looking for a dragoness user who shares that ability so I was directed here by a friend to pose that request here first before I move on.
(2): He said I probably also need to learn how to project my consciousness into the draconic realm to better my chances of finding a dragoness user so I am sorry for this upset to the thread.

Updated by anonymous

you can only be helped if you help yourself

give in to the sting
make it your thing

Updated by anonymous

killing me softly with bee stiiings

killing me soooftlyyyy

with beeee stiiiiings

Updated by anonymous

I made my request more clear in my above post if it will help any.

Updated by anonymous

Jesus Christ, people, get avatars.

Besides that, the only "draconic realm" I know of would be the Komodo Isles with that Komodo Dragon living there, it's supposed to be a rather nice place for a vacation and they should have guided tours to the living space of these lizards.

And if you mean this in an esoteric sense you may need more alcohol and/or harder substances.

Updated by anonymous

Did someone say...

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?

Updated by anonymous

I've heard healthy ingestion of Salvia or LSD can help with your transcendence to the draconic realm.

Updated by anonymous

Rules aren't in effect just now, there are still two days left or something.
(My last information is that they go live on Monday)

Updated by anonymous

DarkNoctus said:
nah nah nah it's cool they're 'privileged'

better check yours

5340985edgy394823me

Updated by anonymous

I can see there is not much advice going come my way am I probably correct?

Updated by anonymous

Patch said:
5340985edgy394823me

that was a nice response, patch

bandwagons are a great way into the draconic realm

Updated by anonymous

jinsoul said:
I can see there is not much advice going come my way am I probably correct?

You're asking for advice in the wrong place.

Updated by anonymous

What is the best place then to get advice of this category?

Updated by anonymous

jinsoul said:
What is the best place then to get advice of this category?

I dunno.

Yahoo Answers I guess.

Updated by anonymous

Should I expect drugs to be suggested to me there like they where here?

Updated by anonymous

Everyone that responded in this thread should get a freshly baked cookie

Updated by anonymous

TheHuskyK9 said:
Everyone that responded in this thread should get a freshly baked cookie

Yay!

Updated by anonymous

TheHuskyK9 said:
Everyone that responded in this thread should get a freshly baked cookie

i have something else that's freshly baked

me

Updated by anonymous

DarkNoctus said:
i have something else that's freshly baked

me

I also have something that's freshly baked

This sandwich
post #314917

Updated by anonymous

Scenarios on the internet like this thread makes me wonder how far off the creators of the internet would think of something like this happening

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