Topic: The #fapviewer

Posted under General

Do you often masturbate to lots of pictures by your favorite artists and just can't fit enough images you want to fap to on your screens because the borders and all those buttons take up all the space?
Are you afraid of hitting the X box when you just want to resize the right upper corner because that fucking box is right at the border?
Can't you hit the resize area because your carpal tunnel sausage finger hands can't move the mouse exactly?

I have created a hilariously bad programmed image viewer in C# to solve all this problems.
Just pull an image on the .exe or open one with it and fap. Navigate with left/right keys or by clicking the SUPER UGLY buttons.
It silently crashes if you double click on it without pulling an image on or opening an image with it.
It just opens png, jpg, jpeg and (animated) gif at the moment.

Here you can download it http://www.mediafire.com/download/wrvc7l60222r45j/WindowsFormsApplication3.exe.

I didn't bother to change any default names and stuff.
Although it doesn't need it it won't start without net framework 4.5.

Features I will add:
- "end the shame" button: Close all windows of the viewer after you masturbated to some sick CP (cub porn) or herm dragon things (you degenerate freak) that would and will get you into prison.
- maximize / back to normal window
- minimize
- zoom (Manually doing funny bitmap nonsense)

Sourcecode:
mainform: http://pastebin.com/TFXraDJd
the surprising main method: http://pastebin.com/gWEiJdzw

I honestly believe it to be super comfortable for my personal fapping purposes.
More image, less imageviewer!

Updated by NotMeNotYou

Download IrfanView, open picture or entire folder, double click the image for full view, use left and right click to navigate, mousewheel to zoom, Fx Buttons to set the automatically used ratio (resize to screen, native, fit to width, fit to height, stretch), press ESC to insta close and space for slideshow ( length can be adjusted in the options).

Biggest pro: Doesn't need the Framework.

But nicely done anyway, even though there is better software already existing, but your advertising could be more passive aggressive, I still didn't quite feel the hate pour out of my screen.

Updated by anonymous

@NotMeNotYou
Double Clicking just makes it fullscreen, I see no way to remove the borders or even the action bar.
My goal is fully maximizing the space available for fapping.

@furballs dc
Are you regularly viewing apng anywhere?
It doesn't seem to catch on well.
Easy to use code to display it with exists.

Updated by anonymous

That is strange, double clicking just displays the image for me, no borders, no buttons, just the image.

Maybe take a look at the settings but my version of Irfanview should be a virgin one without any changed settings.
It had that functionality for me since Vista and still has it on 7 64bit.

Updated by anonymous

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