Because im a latex gryphon and its pretty much my job to do that

Flop out of my chair because Latex can't move on its own and would lose balance really quick.

I would shake my head sadly at you.
Mostly because you probably actually believe your delusions.

I would deflect your magic and remain a husky/wolf

I'm tiger. :3

I'm a horse.

TheHuskyK9 said:
I would deflect your magic and remain a husky/wolf

but latex husky/wolves are so cute!

NoahGreenDragon said:
but latex husky/wolves are so cute!

Eh, but that would mean I would be all smooth and shiny

TheHuskyK9 said:
Eh, but that would mean I would be all smooth and shiny

and how is that bad? :3

NoahGreenDragon said:
and how is that bad? :3

If I trip on the sidewalk, I'd be sliding down the street!

TheHuskyK9 said:
If I trip on the sidewalk, I'd be sliding down the street!

you wouldent be THAT smooth hehe

TheHuskyK9 said:
If I trip on the sidewalk, I'd be sliding down the street!

But what if each strand of hair and part of your body was a different consistancy and textured form?

I hate Latex and the feel of it so I will probably burn myself to deaht.

123easy said:
But what if each strand of hair and part of your body was a different consistancy and textured form?

Hmm....nah, I'm good. Fur is just too awesome imo

Excuse me, but what the actual fuck? WE DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR FETISHES.

Renard_Queenston said:
Excuse me, but what the actual fuck? WE DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR FETISHES.

Jesus, chill out.

Although this makes me wonder how you reacted to the tale of the tooth fairy.

NotMeNotYou said:
Jesus, chill out.

Although this makes me wonder how you reacted to the tale of the tooth fairy.

You mean this guy ?

NotMeNotYou said:
Jesus, chill out.

Although this makes me wonder how you reacted to the tale of the tooth fairy.

The what?

Renard_Queenston said:
Excuse me, but what the actual fuck? WE DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR FETISHES.

its not a fetish -_- i just like latex

NoahGreenDragon said:
its not a fetish -_- i just like latex

Well, that's techncally a fetish. However, it's not like you're describing every sordid detail of what you do sexually with it, so it's okay.

123easy said:
Well, that's techncally a fetish. However, it's not like you're describing every sordid detail of what you do sexually with it, so it's okay.

yay :D

Probably die because I actually have a latex allergy? Then they'd probably come to arrest you, And a lengthly car chase would follow and explosions.. EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE.

I wouldn't be so upset when I spill my coffee on myself in the morning, to say the least

Rub my feet on carpet, then run into a styrofoam factory. Become a gigantic monster.

> What would you do if i just turned you to latex?

I'd turn you into poo, put you in a giant syringe and use you for fecal bacteriotherapy

I'd be very upset because I hate latex.

Depends, would I be able to communicate with other latex?

What the fuck is this thread.

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
Rub my feet on carpet, then run into a styrofoam factory. Become a gigantic monster.

I don't think I can top that response. That idea is just awesome.

Drink bleach.

Requesting admin to please lock this thread, if the fetish thread was locked....then this one should be as well before it gets too creepy.

Conker said:
Requesting admin to please lock this thread, if the fetish thread was locked....then this one should be as well before it gets too creepy.

No one is making this thread creepy, get your mind out of the gutter. :P Yes, latex is a fetish for some. Obviously most e621 users in this thread have taken a more humorous approach to this question.

Try having some fun instead of worrying all the time about who might possibly be breaking rules.

Char said:

Try having some fun instead of worrying all the time about who might possibly be breaking rules.

Just dont want to see the forums turn into a creepy mess again -.- but if you think this thread is alright ill take your word for it.

Attention shoppers, would the owner of a pink minivan with a license plate of "534D4153484D5957494E445753" please come to the front? I have done as you requested...

Assuming I could move?
Light myself on fire to end the infestation and my own negated life.

I mean, it's really the only way to be sure.

Probably throw myself off a building or bridge to see if I bounce.

Have the most awesome game of slip n' slide EVER.

Also, enjoy being called Mr. Fantastic. ;P

123easy said:
Also, enjoy being called Mr. Fantastic. ;P

You just made my day lol.

Would I fit like a glove?
Hurr...

... I am a chair

Um no thanks i dont even know whats latex

blackbirdt said:
Um no thanks i dont even know whats latex

This is latex

Xch3l said:
This is latex

That's just a really delish pie

Xch3l said:
This is latex

blackbirdt said:
That's just a really delish pie

Pie? Thats a sandwich :V

Conker said:
Pie? Thats a sandwich :V

Sandwich? That's a Manwich

TheHuskyK9 said:
Sandwich? That's a Manwich

Manwich thats a burger