So, we didn't have enough batshit insane threads the last couple weeks and I just came across a winner.

The short version: a "leading" geneticist claims humans are the product of a hybridization between ancient pigs and chimps, because we share a couple behavioral patterns with each other.

Full Story here:
http://mobile.news.com.au/technology/science/leading-geneticist-dr-eugene-mccarthy-claims-humans-descended-from-sex-between-chimp-and-pig/story-fn5fsgyc-1226772205999
http://www.macroevolution.net/human-origins.html#.Upp44UNdU97

And in case you need proof why this is likely the dumbest thing you read today:
http://observationdeck.io9.com/no-humans-are-not-chimp-pig-hybrids-1474029809

He doesn't know how genetics works...

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Humanity's pig balls are gone!

furballs_dc said:
He doesn't know how genetics works...

What makes this better is that this dude actually got a PhD in genetics.

NotMeNotYou said:
What makes this better is that this dude actually got a PhD in genetics.

One of those mail in ones, I take it. :3

Heh heh

I heard if you say pig balls three times in front of e621's homepage, he will return.

He always comes back.

Always.

H͙̜̫̰ͯ́̀ḙ̡̙̠̯͕̜̦͎̫͆̂ͨ̔̕͡ļ̛̼̫̯͍̹̎ͅp̨ͪ̒͒҉̖̞̹̤̰̟̫ ͚̯̘̮̠̭͇͕̐̉̓ͫ͝uͥ̈̊̋̄̄ͣ̇͏̞̠̬ṩ̶̯̝̦̻͉̤̩͔̋̉͆̌ͥ́͜

WHAT! NO MORE PIGBALLS?

He comes...

x̶̙̪͖̞̾͐̍̓x̵̡͓̲͎̅͒͆̇x̵̙̖̩̱̉͊̾͝F̷͇͕̜͕̿́̕͝ṷ̸̲̱̻͒͂̄̂r̴̲̭̮̠̃̄̉͠ŗ̷̢̹̝̉̑̎́ẏ̸̝͈̣̰́́̀F̵̼͖͓̻̎̈͛̀a̶̢͙̲̹͊̿̀̑n̸̩̩͈͚͒̎̒͝x̸̰̗̮͈̒͂͐̄ẋ̷̦̫̦͖̊͛͝x̴̡͎̯͖̀̆͐͝

SirAntagonist said:
He comes...

x̶̙̪͖̞̾͐̍̓x̵̡͓̲͎̅͒͆̇x̵̙̖̩̱̉͊̾͝F̷͇͕̜͕̿́̕͝ṷ̸̲̱̻͒͂̄̂r̴̲̭̮̠̃̄̉͠ŗ̷̢̹̝̉̑̎́ẏ̸̝͈̣̰́́̀F̵̼͖͓̻̎̈͛̀a̶̢͙̲̹͊̿̀̑n̸̩̩͈͚͒̎̒͝x̸̰̗̮͈̒͂͐̄ẋ̷̦̫̦͖̊͛͝x̴̡͎̯͖̀̆͐͝

Missingno?

Jade_Angel said:
Missingno?

Zalgo text

SirAntagonist said:
He comes...

x̶̙̪͖̞̾͐̍̓x̵̡͓̲͎̅͒͆̇x̵̙̖̩̱̉͊̾͝F̷͇͕̜͕̿́̕͝ṷ̸̲̱̻͒͂̄̂r̴̲̭̮̠̃̄̉͠ŗ̷̢̹̝̉̑̎́ẏ̸̝͈̣̰́́̀F̵̼͖͓̻̎̈͛̀a̶̢͙̲̹͊̿̀̑n̸̩̩͈͚͒̎̒͝x̸̰̗̮͈̒͂͐̄ẋ̷̦̫̦͖̊͛͝x̴̡͎̯͖̀̆͐͝

i̸̟͔̜̩͔̺͔̩͊̓̃̚͜n͍͓͚̟̼͓ͥ̇̒̃͡d̜̪̻ͪ̃ẽ̃͆ͩ͏͇͝ĕ̼̳̜̻͔͚ḋ̨̘̞͖̄̀,̧̔̾ͧ͐ͤ҉̦̹̮̫͈̟͔ ̧̣͇̟̤̀̂͗ͯ̇ť̷̃͏͎ͅȇ̯͉̱̦ͪ̊ͥͩ̈ͫ͟n̨̨̜̮̳ͮ̿̒͆̅̏ͩ͊͠ͅt̷̿ͤ̍ͥ̄͛҉͕͓̠a̵̦̜͉͇̝͎͖̘ͭç͖̭̫͚̫̑̆̂ͫ͠l̵̤̱̠̐̿̌̓̌͢͡e̹̟͙̿͋͂̇s̷̼̜ͫͤͣ̋͑̒ ̡̰̰̥̫̰̈́̏̎͝a̢̱̪̜̐͊̉̾͌̓̀̈͜͝r͓͕͉͉̬̜͎̼͌ͯͭ̕͝ȇ̿͏̰̪̗̺͚͓͘ ̡͍͎̝̯͑̃ͫͫͤ́̆ͮd̵̜̞͚͎̼̙͈̙͐̃͋͑ȩ̶̠̪̹̘͊̚l͎͛̀͝ì͖̗̠̮͔͓̂ͪ̃͒̿ç͔̓͌͐ͪ͗̚i̸͔̟̪̙ͪͯͫ̓͋̑́͘o̵͍̠ͤ͗͆͂͝ứ̴͎͙̫̘̘̗̩̥́͊̇̔̚s̤̳̦͍̫̜̟͓̎͛ͪ̍̃̒́̀ ͎̱̙͚̼̯͂̄ͤ̏͒̿̂̋t̵̴̲̪̘͚ͦ̽̀ͫ̊ͥ̾̃o̲̝̗̜̼͖͓͖ͣ̒̓̓̍͌ͥ͌ò̵̖ͬ̾̐͋͆́͘͢.̢͕̞̫͖͕̂̇͢.̺͍̑̈́̓s̴͎̪̬̼̗ͩͅl̷̨̘̙̺͚͔ͣ̒͛͊̍̓ͤ̚l͖̦̫͓ͨ̈̉̆̉̓̕͡ǔ̵̘̼̭̏ͣŭ͎̖̗̬̫̼̙̜̽̍ͯ̿̈̏̀́̚u̧̨̟͚̜̜͉̫ͩ̾̆ͤ̀̊͌ͨ͟ͅŗ̫̙̣̖̪͈̊͆ͤ͢p͔̓̅ͮ͐̀͠

Butterscotch said:
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But here’s the deal: maybe I’m completely wrong. This is an experiment that is easily and relatively cheaply done. Human sperm is easily obtained (McCarthy probably has a plentiful supply in his pants), while artificial insemination of swine is routine. Perhaps McCarthy can report back when he has actually done the work.

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Well played.