Topic: you can now try to date me via okCupid

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I think when he OD'ed on multivitamins he suffered a brain injury, and now wants people on the internet to come marry him.

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wc said:
Marry me! I have a large bath.

But do you have enough cooking oil? :3

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furballs_dc said:
But do you have enough cooking oil? :3

An environmentally friendly alternative may be required if we do it enough

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wc said:
An environmentally friendly alternative may be required if we do it enough

Motor oil it is then. :3

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I'm a Caucasian male seeking
a single 25 year old female
a female
someone
anyone to join me in fursuiting, yiffing in public, innappropriate roleplaying, painplay, and spending hundreds on commissions of Renamon covered in cum. My OKCupid profile name is Nightwolffoxvixenmurrking.

probably not the best place to post this, buddy

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SirAntagonist said:
I'm a Caucasian male seeking
a single 25 year old female
a female
someone
anyone to join me in fursuiting, yiffing in public, innappropriate roleplaying, painplay, and spending hundreds on commissions of Renamon covered in cum. My OKCupid profile name is Reaper Eternal.

ftfy

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SirAntagonist said:
You are my favorite person right now.

Lol, are you willing to take that back given the situation now?

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BEFORE YOU MARRY ME YOU HAVE TO KNOW:
I AM NOT READY FOR HOMOSEXUAL PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION BESIDES WHAT IS DEFINED AS ACCEPTABLE DISPLAY OF AFFECTION BETWEEN HETEROSEXUAL "BROS" LIKE FRENCH KISSING AND PENIS GROPING.

ippiki_ookami said:
and furries no less. definitely a brain injury

I am here and I'd marry me. If there is someone else like me here he can move over here and MARRY ME.
And I am not a furry, I am merely someone afflicted with the furry fetish.

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Der_Traubenfuchs said:
BEFORE YOU MARRY ME YOU HAVE TO KNOW:
I AM NOT READY FOR HOMOSEXUAL PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION BESIDES WHAT IS DEFINED AS ACCEPTABLE DISPLAY OF AFFECTION BETWEEN HETEROSEXUAL "BROS" LIKE FRENCH KISSING AND PENIS GROPING.

I am here and I'd marry me. If there is someone else like me here he can move over here and MARRY ME.
And I am not a furry, I am merely someone afflicted with the furry fetish.

what the holy god

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Der_Traubenfuchs said:
BEFORE YOU MARRY ME YOU HAVE TO KNOW:
I AM NOT READY FOR HOMOSEXUAL PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION BESIDES WHAT IS DEFINED AS ACCEPTABLE DISPLAY OF AFFECTION BETWEEN HETEROSEXUAL "BROS" LIKE FRENCH KISSING AND PENIS GROPING.

I am here and I'd marry me. If there is someone else like me here he can move over here and MARRY ME.
And I am not a furry, I am merely someone afflicted with the furry fetish.

This is just too much. I salute you.

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Nah.

I'm already engaged to someone. He better den u

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