Sadly I only think 1 out of 1.000 guys looks attractive to me. It's not like my standards are that high, I just have an extremely narrow scheme of prey.

Anyways...
Should I just not answer?
Or write something back?

I have many charming ideas but I am afraid some of them could be interpreted as slightly hurtful.
What would you do?

"Go die!"
"You are not my type at all!"
"You look like a creep/pervert/molester/faggot"
"please don't write me anymore"
"no"
"forget about it"
"I feel molested just looking at you"
"Is that honestly the only thing that comes to your mind when writing someone?"

"I'm sorry, I don't think that you'd fit in my bathtub full of oil"

Snowy said:
"I'm sorry, I don't think that you'd fit in my bathtub full of cooking oil"

:3

Or...

post #422985

If you don't actually want to interact with them, just don't reply, and go looking for people rather than waiting for them to come to you.

How old even are you, that matters.

Der_Traubenfuchs said:
"Go die!"
"You are not my type at all!"
"You look like a creep/pervert/molester/faggot"
"please don't write me anymore"
"no"
"forget about it"
"I feel molested just looking at you"
"Is that honestly the only thing that comes to your mind when writing someone?"

how 'bout https://e621.net/forum/show/97077

Munkelzahn said:
how 'bout https://e621.net/forum/show/97077

I never wear kid gloves.

That doesn't really fit in this case though.

Sollux said:
How old even are you, that matters.

21 for 6 more months.
I feel really young when looking at this number.

Send him this if you really want to go that extra mile for overkill.

To anyone not german-speaking and wondering "My biggest wish would be your head on my christmas tree" and "You're like dried semen on a black sheet" are just two of the many nice things said in this highly friendly music video.

Otherwise, man the hell up and say,"Tut mir leid, aber du bist nicht mein Typ. Dennoch viel Glück bei deiner Suche." (I'm sorry, you're not my type but nevertheless good luck on your search) and just swallow everything hateful you would like to say, keep it professional.
Because I'm somewhat sure you could be blocked if you behave like an asshole towards stranger and some people may find such behavior a big turn off.

And heaven forbid there be any super dangerous assholes on the internet that are so unbelievably damaged and socially fragile that one bad day they open your reply of something along the lines of "while i appreciate your interest in me, your face looks like something my dog shit out after a run in with the garbage and with a stature like yours i bet your penis is shorter than danny devito on his knees" and decides to track you down and murder you like pyramid head and bathe in your intestines to soothe his mind.

Der_Traubenfuchs said:
21 for 6 more months.
I feel really young when looking at this number.

rightly so, though I'm not one to talk I'm only
10
15
19, as of late August...

IvoryWolf said:
And heaven forbid there be any super dangerous assholes on the internet that are so unbelievably damaged and socially fragile that one bad day they open your reply of something along the lines of "while i appreciate your interest in me, your face looks like something my dog shit out after a run in with the garbage and with a stature like yours i bet your penis is shorter than danny devito on his knees" and decides to track you down and murder you like pyramid head and bathe in your intestines to soothe his mind.

That's kinda hot.

IvoryWolf said:
And heaven forbid there be any super dangerous assholes on the internet that are so unbelievably damaged and socially fragile that one bad day they open your reply of something along the lines of "while i appreciate your interest in me, your face looks like something my dog shit out after a run in with the garbage and with a stature like yours i bet your penis is shorter than danny devito on his knees" and decides to track you down and murder you like pyramid head and bathe in your intestines to soothe his mind.

I really like that one.