http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MpmSdRIva-0&feature=youtu.be&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMpmSdRIva-0%26feature%3Dyoutu.be

Sad thng is where I live if you stop look at a squirrel and then talk to it it will stop what its doing and run up to you thinking you have food, then the rest of them flock to you....and will follow at your heels when your walking around. Feed em once and they'll never forget what you look like or that your a source of non threatening food.

Just offer them your soul and you'll be fine.

First_Doctor said:
Just offer them your soul and you'll be fine.

Lol

I think they want your nuts more than your soul....

What f you eat one of them in front of the others?

But you're always a source of non-threatening food.
You're just alive :P

No I'm serious xD they will litterly walk a foot behind you, wount let you pet them but they will let you touch them. Its freakishly like the commercial, cept without all the jumping.

Esme_Belles said:
No I'm serious xD they will litterly walk a foot behind you, wount let you pet them but they will let you touch them. Its freakishly like the commercial, cept without all the jumping.

So what you're saying is that if I feed a squirrel I'll get an unstoppable army of squirrels that follow me around?

Seven_Twenty said:
So what you're saying is that if I feed a squirrel I'll get an unstoppable army of squirrels that follow me around?

Yeah, well at least until they discover that they can replace your brain with a squirrel.

Food acquisition is much easier for them that way.

NotMeNotYou said:
What f you eat one of them in front of the others?

A good experiment to try. Meow! :P

Oh the things we could achieve with a squirrel army! We could cure ebola, stop genocides, feed the hungry bushels of nuts, create clean energy and be gawked at everywhere we went out of shear fear and respect. Ooohohoho yes... its squirrelygirl time!

NotMeNotYou said:
What f you eat one of them in front of the others?

Don't joke about that, folks down South here are known to do it sometimes.

Tunguska said:
Don't joke about that, folks down South here are known to do it sometimes.

So?
Meat is meat, as long as it's not poisonous.

NotMeNotYou said:
So?
Meat is meat, as long as it's not poisonous.

Yeah, I used to know someone who drove his truck and hit a deer, took it home and had some roadkill dinner of deer. Same with anything else he hit while driving... Roadkill = Dinner

Wasn't there a clip from a 1000 ways to die where one guy died eating road kill or something like that?

AbsebaroKoon said:
Wasn't there a clip from a 1000 ways to die where one guy died eating road kill or something like that?

There was a taxidermist who got rabies eating undercooked squirrel.

edidaf said:
There was a taxidermist who got rabies eating undercooked squirrel.

This is why you should always cook food properly.

AbsebaroKoon said:
Wasn't there a clip from a 1000 ways to die where one guy died eating road kill or something like that?

1000 ways to die is all made up fake crap. Nothing about the show is creditable or ever happened.

Conker said:
1000 ways to die is all made up fake crap. Nothing about the show is creditable or ever happened.

Some are (like 2 out of 10). The show is more of a "What if", analyzing the science involved (like physics or chemistry) in the death

Xch3l said:
Some are (like 2 out of 10). The show is more of a "What if", analyzing the science involved (like physics or chemistry) in the death

agreed~ "Tips monicle"

Xch3l said:
Some are (like 2 out of 10). The show is more of a "What if", analyzing the science involved (like physics or chemistry) in the death

The thing I hate about it is that some of the deaths really seem to be wrong place/wrong time, but they always put it out to be that they deserve it or something. Also since this is spike tv it always has to be sex-related.
Take this one for example
once you take the god-awful announcer out this is really fucking sad, and happens all the time, why does the show make it seem like its her fault. People fall down stairs and are killed and paralyzed all the time, this isn't special, it's just sad.

Moon_Moon said:
The thing I hate about it is that some of the deaths really seem to be wrong place/wrong time, but they always put it out to be that they deserve it or something. Also since this is spike tv it always has to be sex-related.
Take this one for example
once you take the god-awful announcer out this is really fucking sad, and happens all the time, why does the show make it seem like its her fault. People fall down stairs and are killed and paralyzed all the time, this isn't special, it's just sad.

Because she could have saved her life no problem if she wasn't so stupid that she refused to use her hands to break her fall- that's not even touching on using those stairs in those shoes, when she knew she had issues balancing. You don't need stilettos to look gorgeous. :/ Sorry, that isn't sad- shed a tear, that's sad- are you kidding me, girl? *sigh*