An interesting inquiry came to my mind early this morning. It's kind of a weird question and I really don't know where else to ask this. This is a majority porn site after all, so I would think a question like this isn't to out of line so long as it doesn't get creepy. (Which is not my intention BTW) If this thread gets locked, so be it. I just want to find out if I'm in the majority or minority here. Or if someone could redirect me to a better place to ask such a question, that would be great too.

When you have an erection and lie flat on your back, does your dick tend to lean to your left or your right? Use a spoiler tag please. (I know the question was directed at guys, but I don't discriminate. If you have a dick at all, feel free to answer.)

My answer: I lean right

Is there some kind of factor that affects this, like the hand you use to masturbate or something? Perhaps the axial tilt of the earth or geographical location? Just curious. I've never thought about this before.

Well, which is your dominant hand?

My answer to your question:To the left and I'm right handed

TheHuskyK9 said:
Well, which is your dominant hand?

My answer to your question:To the left and I'm right handed

Hmm so maybe it's an opposite of your dominant hand thing? I guess we will see based on the answers coming in.

I always decline answering that question so its a mystery to all but my BF

I've seen a fair few cocks and of the ones I've seen, most of them including mine don't sway to either side.
My first boyfriend had kinda a banana dick. I think it bent left quite a way. Oral sex was difficult. :<

Pretty much straight up.

elad said:
I've seen a fair few cocks and of the ones I've seen, most of them including mine don't sway to either side.
My first boyfriend had kinda a banana dick. I think it bent left quite a way. Oral sex was difficult. :<

I don't mean like a bend. I'm talking a straight erection that just leans at the base one way or the other.

I guess it has to be how "flat" you're lying, your dominant hand and how you do it, like how straight your legs are...

I haven't paid much attention...

elad said:
[...]My first boyfriend had kinda a banana dick.[...]

Did you guys met like this?

post #101632

:P

FatherOfGray said:
I don't mean like a bend. I'm talking a straight erection that just leans at the base one way or the other.

No I get it, but still, they're straight 90% of the time. Probably. Just to make it clear 'a fair few' isn't like hundreds. I ain't no ho. D:

what

Patchi said:
what

No Patchi, this treehouse is for boys only!

Patchi said:
what

No! i'm sorry i'm gonna have to ask you to leave now

TheHuskyK9 said:
No Patchi, this treehouse is for boys only!

thatoneclarinetist said:
No! i'm sorry i'm gonna have to ask you to leave now

Creepy threads instantly attract me. I must watch.

Patchi said:
Creepy threads instantly attract me. I must watch.

Admit it. You came to browse the penis selection.

Also right handed. Perhaps this could've affected its growth through puberty. Dick science.

Ok I have to revile since it appears i'm an oddity... mine leans to the right and i'm right handed course I do have a prince albert piercing... which may or may not have some affect on it :|

So I think we can all come to an agreement right penises suck, left penises ftw :p

TheHuskyK9 said:
So I think we can all come to an agreement right penises suck, left penises ftw :p

aww... but i'm a right penis so's my BF :( oh well...

As a nazi, everything is obviously tilted to the right.

NotMeNotYou said:
As a nazi, everything is obviously tilted to the right.

Hahahahhahaha

Patchi said:
Hahahahhahaha

Damn beat me RIGHT to it

Spess_Muhreen said:
Perhaps [masturbation] could've affected its growth through puberty. Dick science.

I'm indeed starting to think this is the case among tilters and that it tilts in the direction/angle you masturbate. Most people pull at an angle, even if they aren't aware of it.

As for direction, it seems I'm actually in the majority so far.

Though okay, story time. My avatar is a lie. I never fapped by the usual pulling and still don't. I learned a different way when I was young. You see, I didn't have access to porn at the time and nobody was going to teach me how to do it either...
Spoiler tag time for people who really don't want to know how I do what I do:
I discovered the wonders of penile masturbation in the shower. I don't remember how it happened, but I slid by erect dick between my legs, tucking it like guys who pretend to be girls, and then letting it back up. The friction felt good, so I kept doing it until BAM orgasm. Once I learned the proper way a long while after that experience I tried it, but it was too late. I was so well practiced and adept at my leg slide method that doing any other way just felt wrong and didn't do it for me. Even today I masturbate lying down with my entire crotch and the in betweens of my upper legs lubed up and use the same leg slide method as I learned all those years ago.

FatherOfGray said:
Though okay, story time. My avatar is a lie. I never fapped by the usual pulling and still don't. I learned a different way when I was young. You see, I didn't have access to porn at the time and nobody was going to teach me how to do it either...
Spoiler tag time for people who really don't want to know how I do what I do:
I discovered the wonders of penile masturbation in the shower. I don't remember how it happened, but I slid by erect dick between my legs, tucking it like guys who pretend to be girls, and then letting it back up. The friction felt good, so I kept doing it until BAM orgasm. Once I learned the proper way a long while after that experience I tried it, but it was too late. I was so well practiced and adept at my leg slide method that doing any other way just felt wrong and didn't do it for me. Even today I masturbate lying down with my entire crotch and the in betweens of my upper legs lubed up and use the same leg slide method as I learned all those years ago.

One word: Thighjob

TheHuskyK9 said:
One word: Thighjob

So that the term for it? Sensible enough I guess. You guys can keep your pull method. I believe mine is more pleasurable and efficient: no hands required! (if you're doing it right).

FatherOfGray said:
So that the term for it? Sensible enough I guess. You guys can keep your pull method. I believe mine is more pleasurable and efficient: no hands required! (if you're doing it right).

If performing on another person, it's called intercrural sex.

It must be somewhat common.
My grandfather was a tailor (among other things), and one of the standard questions when taking measurements for mens trousers was about which side should have extra space for the genitals. From what I remember, it was the right side for most customers.

My answer: Left

This thread scares me

Seven_Twenty said:
This thread scares me

Funny how it's not locked yet.

If she was a herm...

:P

Left. I use both hands, usually the left one, and I'm right-handed.

Welp! appears me and NotMeNotYou are the only right tilters...

furballs_dc said:
Funny how it's not locked yet.

If she was a herm...

:P

We are still keeping it civil and mostly mature. It's just a question for dudes to answer

That reminds me...Who let you in the boys only treehouse!?! >:I

TheHuskyK9 said:
We are still keeping it civil and mostly mature. It's just a question for dudes to answer

That reminds me...Who let you in the boys only treehouse!?!

furballs_dc said:
Followed Patchi and Seven Twenty. :P

I'm sorry but all the women are gonna need to leave! *gets sword to pop out of Clarinet bell*

thatoneclarinetist said:
I'm sorry but all the women are gonna need to leave! *gets sword to pop out of Clarinet bell*

post #375250

:P

furballs_dc said:
post #375250

:P

https://e621.net/post/show/406624

thatoneclarinetist said:
https://e621.net/post/show/406624

post #196508

=^_^=

*snrk* Well, I gots my answer right here for ya.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EwViQxSJJQ

huh. men are fascinating creatures. do men often talk about stuff like this?

Mutisija said:
huh. men are fascinating creatures. do men often talk about stuff like this?

Nope. It's one of those oddities that comes from anonymity on the internet; Normally guys are too preoccupied with being "MANLY" to bother with the guy version of girl talk.

mine lead right before cum but after releasing it slowly starts to lend left

What is this thread, I dont even

123easy said:
Nope. It's one of those oddities that comes from anonymity on the internet; Normally guys are too preoccupied with being "MANLY" to bother with the guy version of girl talk.

I find that guys aren't all that reserved to talk about these things once someone has the balls to instigate the conversation.

HAH!!

Get it? He said Balls

*snrk*

Rainbow_Dash said:
What is this thread, I dont even

Damn it, there's too many girls here. ABORT MISSION

TheHuskyK9 said:
Damn it, there's too many girls here. ABORT MISSION

Behind me fellow man *pulls out clarinet sword* they may take our freedom.... but the'll never take our spirit!!!

thatoneclarinetist said:
Behind me fellow man *pulls out clarinet sword* they may take our freedom.... but the'll never take our spirit!!!

That is the german spirit, alcohol > rest of the universe.

This is too confusing. I leave voluntarily.

thatoneclarinetist said:
Behind me fellow man *pulls out clarinet sword* they may take our freedom.... but the'll never take our spirit!!!

We may need reinforcements, I'll alert the President asap!
post #334246

TheHuskyK9 said:
We may need reinforcements, I'll alert the President asap!
post #334246

gets out four of these guns throws two to you one for both of our hands
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17jfjC5Sn1r8ybi3o1_500.jpg

Mutisija said:
huh. men are fascinating creatures. do men often talk about stuff like this?

Oh yes, induibably.
The other day at work, Jim, at lunch, said, " HEY GUYS, WHICH SIDE DOES YOUR BONERS LEAN TO?"
And mike answered " LEFT!"
Ahhhh, life!
Even in first grade my best friend said, " HEY DUDE, HOW WIDE IS THE HOLE ON YOUR BONERS?"
And i said " THREE INCHES!"

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
Oh yes, induibably.
The other day at work, Jim, at lunch, said, " HEY GUYS, WHICH SIDE DOES YOUR BONERS LEAN TO?"
And mike answered " LEFT!"
Ahhhh, life!
Even in first grade my best friend said, " HEY DUDE, HOW WIDE IS THE HOLE ON YOUR BONERS?"
And i said " THREE INCHES!"

what the fuck am i reading

SirAntagonist said:
what the fuck am i reading

Oh my bloody fuck your right KILL IT TROMBONISTS READY?!! FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2615638/flamethrower-trombone-o.gif

FatherOfGray said:
I find that guys aren't all that reserved to talk about these things once someone has the balls to instigate the conversation.

Anonymity helps, as does a sense of cameraderie.

http://i.imgur.com/VartS9v.gif

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
http://i.imgur.com/VartS9v.gif

Pluto will rise as a planet yet. :3

furballs_dc said:
Pluto will rise as a planet yet. :3

Look out, we got a bad planet over here

Rainbow_Dash said:
Look out, we got a bad planet over here

That or it will act as a non planet and ram us one of these days. :O

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
http://i.imgur.com/VartS9v.gif

Bet you he's that way because his leans in neither direction.

Freak.

Right for me.

I don't thing it has to do with what hand you use, but how you angle it.

Next time you're doing that, look down for a moment, and observe.

I used to use my right and angled it right. I switched to my left because of a natural lean.