By dumbest I mean so stupid that you feel embarassed about getting turned on by/getting off to it, something that no other sane human being would find remotely amourous. Something that anyone else or even you yourself looking back find hilarious that you got aroused by it.

Here is mine: Machoke's sprite from Pokémon Yellow because the artistic positioning of his elbow hiding his crotch implied that he was naked. I took my GBA SP to the bathroom with Pokémon Yellow in it, looked Machoke up in the Pokédex and...you know the rest. I was a very deprived child.

Your turn.

A flower

Armpit hair so long and curly, and the angle of the image of which made me first behold it as pubic hair.

TheHuskyK9 said:
A flower

you can go ahead and laugh at me now

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123easy said:
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Yep, that's the one :I

Not another thread like this.

I'm not telling you guys anything more about me.

TheHuskyK9 said:
Yep, that's the one :I

You're not the only one, mate.

Patchi said:
Not another thread like this.

I'm not telling you guys anything more about me.

Psh. Lame.

Patchi said:
Not another thread like this.

I'm not telling you guys anything more about me.

Cop out.

Mine is that I liked the fanfic of Asuka and Shinji having an entire relationship post-Evangalion because it was nice to finally see that bitch calm the fuck down.

I know, mind-blowing revelation.

Aeromorphs.

Patchi said:
Not another thread like this.

I'm not telling you guys anything more about me.

But telling everybody about ourselves is fun!

This wooden horse sculpture that my parents had in the living room

I swear it started it!

Oh, also..

I wouldn't say this was dumb to be aroused by.. But the location?

I was visiting the Vatican and saw a statue of a super well sculpted man.. And yeah. Had to sit down for a second. ~.~

Furry porn.

I got turned on by the Epic Sax Guy dat pelvic thrusting and sound that already gets me horny *O.O*

Well I think it's a tie between plain text, Google Chrome (and other browsers), and diapers >.>

Plain text, just because it's situational and imagining things is pretty awesome. Browsers becase see below. And diapers because I don't fucking know.

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thatoneclarinetist said:
I got turned on by the Epic Sax Guy dat pelvic thrusting and sound that already gets me horny *O.O*

Heh heh

Probably Braixen. No idea why I want to fuck that thing.

The Gorge from Natural Selection 2. Should I seek help?

There was this one Tony Hawk game with a not-so-secret strip club area you accessed by smashing through a window or something. Those octogonal polygon asses really did it at the time when a softcore nudie mag would have been the holy grail.

Patchi said:
Not another thread like this.

I'm not telling you guys anything more about me.

I bet it was something involving oranges.

Patchi said:translated
the doge gets me turned on thats why I upload so much of it

Peekaboo said:
Probably those horny sandwiches Husky uploaded.

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Xch3l said:
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That reaction is perfect lol

When people start eating a bunch of money.
Like rolls of quarters, dimes, dollars, whatever I guess.

Peekaboo said:
Probably those horny sandwiches Husky uploaded.

Heh heh

Xch3l said:
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She'll never enjoy her sandwich

A woman.

Ba-dum-tish

Moon_Moon said:
When people start eating a bunch of money.
Like rolls of quarters, dimes, dollars, whatever I guess.

Like this? thank Nimmy

Okay okay.

Dumbest thing to arouse me was actually not doge. It was something done by my favourite snuff artist Goro Mask.

Heres the doujinshi. Please don't read it if you are sensitive to gore/snuff/incest: Click here

And then there is... this

Patchi said:
Okay okay.

Dumbest thing to arouse me was actually not doge. It was something done by my favourite snuff artist Goro Mask.

Heres the doujinshi. Please don't read it if you are sensitive to gore/snuff/incest: Click here

And then there is... this

Have you played the lastest Mortal Kombat game?

TheHuskyK9 said:
Have you played the lastest Mortal Kombat game?

No but I've been tempted to buy it.

Xch3l said:
Like this? thank Nimmy

I Guess so, not as arousing like that I think though...
I love watching terrible pornos. Like ones that attempt to have a plot, not really aroused but rolling laughing.
like really, REALLY, terrible shit

Patchi said:
No but I've been tempted to buy it.

You must buy it, there's no other option

I use physics textbooks and chemistry books sometimes. Something about a good thermite reaction (or other chemical reaction) just turns me on at times. That's when I watch some nuclear weapon test footage. Plz don't judge.

Boobs in GTA V. That's right, PIXELATED TITTIES.

Another thing umm... cough... cough... I umm... well I get turned on by oh my nevermind....

JoeX said:
Boobs in GTA V. That's right, PIXELATED TITTIES.

Dem boobs

Not really a dumb thing to get turned on by. I just watched those yesterday, with a lovely double dance from two whores.

Wait, what?

A pillow
You think I'm joking but I'm dead serious

Noiz said:
A pillow
You think I'm joking but I'm dead serious

http://www.troll.me/images/bert/what-the-fuck-am-i-reading.jpg <----- this

Noiz said:
A pillow
You think I'm joking but I'm dead serious

Dakimakuras FTW?

When I was young, the scene in DBZ where Cell "absorbs" #18. Also in Men In Black when the roach alien dude eats K.
I think it's stupid because vore doesn't even do anything for me now.

Spess_Muhreen said:
When I was young, the scene in DBZ where Cell "absorbs" #18. Also in Men In Black when the roach alien dude eats K.
I think it's stupid because vore doesn't even do anything for me now.

Oh man. I had the biggest crush on Perfect Cell when I was a little girl.

I still have a crush on him. Something about his voice is just sexy.

Patchi said:
Oh man. I had the biggest crush on Perfect Cell when I was a little girl.

I still have a crush on him. Something about his voice is just sexy.

I'll admit it's one of the reasons I love watching BaerTaffy's videos on Youtube. my god, his voice is like, liquid velvet sex.

123easy said:
I'll admit it's one of the reasons I love watching BaerTaffy's videos on Youtube. my god, his voice is like, liquid velvet sex.

I had that same issue with my uhh... my band director from 9th-12th grade there I admitted it :|

thatoneclarinetist said:
I had that same issue with my uhh... my band director from 9th-12th grade there I admitted it :|

k.

Patchi said:
Okay okay.

Dumbest thing to arouse me was actually not doge. It was something done by my favourite snuff artist Goro Mask.

Heres the doujinshi. Please don't read it if you are sensitive to gore/snuff/incest: Click here

Meh, had it moments but not as fucked up as Tokyo Red Hood.
Also, don't google that if you care about sanity.

NotMeNotYou said:
Meh, had it moments but not as fucked up as Tokyo Red Hood.
Also, don't google that if you care about sanity.

Anyway.

When I was a kid, Kaa from the Jungle Book qualified as the dumbest arousing thing ever.

Godammit Kaa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OusTldqua1w

Fiberglass insulation.

Living in the deep backwoods of Louisiana at the time, you could find playboys/hustlers/penthouses under bridges and by dumpsters pretty easily. Always would smuggle them back home and hide them in this hole that went into the ceiling from our closet. For the longest time, whenever I'd get near fiberglass insulation and I'd catch a wiff, it'd bring back memories of being in the ceiling, spankin' it out.

Needless to say, shopping at Home Depot/Lowes gets pretty comical.

Strother said:
Fiberglass insulation.

Living in the deep backwoods of Louisiana at the time, you could find playboys/hustlers/penthouses under bridges and by dumpsters pretty easily. Always would smuggle them back home and hide them in this hole that went into the ceiling from our closet. For the longest time, whenever I'd get near fiberglass insulation and I'd catch a wiff, it'd bring back memories of being in the ceiling, spankin' it out.

Needless to say, shopping at Home Depot/Lowes gets pretty comical.

"Sir, please stop masturbating in the store." "I NEED MY FIX, DAMMIT!"

NotMeNotYou said:
Meh, had it moments but not as fucked up as Tokyo Red Hood.
Also, don't google that if you care about sanity.

I must find it now.

I don't care for my sanity.

That I can remember... probably Ratchet because I thought he was cute and therefore hot. "Cute" is very rarely my reaction to anything, and so I could easily abolish it from my vocabulary. Of course, this was years before I had any furry revelations, and it was a very singular attraction to any anthro or feral furry character for about just as long.

FatherOfGray said:
Dakimakuras FTW?

Nope. A plain ass pillow.
I'm just as confused as you are.

thatoneclarinetist said:
http://www.troll.me/images/bert/what-the-fuck-am-i-reading.jpg <----- this

I'M DEAD

Patchi said:

I don't care for my sanity.

Oh you! :)

A video of someone writing with a custom fountain pen.

To be fair, a lot of the comments talked about how arousing it was, but I don't think anyone else actually finished....

A tophat glazed in the tears of orphan pandas.

That infamous C.S.I episode - Fur & Loathing xP
Seriously though, its what got me into Furry in the first place
(and the episode isn't as bad as everyone thinks if you watch the ending)

This:
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I mean, it's baphomet, the fucking satan incarnate.
How in the actual fuck I had the integrity to jack to this?

Arno said:
This:
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I mean, it's baphomet, the fucking satan incarnate.
How in the actual fuck I had the integrity to jack to this?

That is the idea...

Arno said:
This:
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I mean, it's baphomet, the fucking satan incarnate.
How in the actual fuck I had the integrity to jack to this?

It's just an image :P also faved

Arno said:
This:
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I mean, it's baphomet, the fucking satan incarnate.
How in the actual fuck I had the integrity to jack to this?

My Aunt says I'm going to hell cuz I am furry anyway. Might as well embrace it in style.

Hiatuss said:
My Aunt says I'm going to hell cuz I am furry anyway. Might as well embrace it in style.

+1 lol

Hiatuss said:
My Aunt says I'm going to hell cuz I am furry anyway. Might as well embrace it in style.

Oh god LOL