Just leaving this here, For the new owners..

you know, whenever you get the chance..

Thank you for your usage of the Ouroboros content management system.  This notice is to remind you of the expiration of the software on transfer of ownership, as per contract, and to insure proper support and payment is received.

    You may continue to use the software for 25 days on a trial basis, upon which time you must upgrade the software to a full commercial version. 

    Trial invoice after 25 day period

 * Base Install (First 4 CPU cores) 1  x $5000

 * Additional CPUS                  32 x $500

 * Custom Themes Package            4  x $250

                               Subtotal: $22000
                               AZ Tax: x 5.6%

                               Total   : $23232.00


Thank you for your cooperation

-Elizabeth K.
CEO, Lunar Realms LLC

Not bad. :3

You forgot the fee of $10.99 that must be payed every time an image is uploaded.

Hmmm

Invoice paid! Check your mail.

Varka said:
Invoice paid! Check your mail.

He posted something. =O.O=

Peekaboo said:
Is this yet a april fools prank? Or impending dramu?

April fools? No these are legitimate prices for enterprise level products.

SirAntagonist said:
You forgot the fee of $10.99 that must be payed every time an image is uploaded.

Lunar realms has no such pricing plan. We however do offer cloud storage and paid support for our products. Of course, with the enterprise package required by e621, the first year of paid support is complimentary

Varka said:
Invoice paid! Check your mail.

We appreciate your business, new company and old.

Aurali said:
Lunar realms has no such pricing plan. We however do offer cloud storage and paid support for our products. Of course, with the enterprise package required by e621, the first year of paid support is complimentary

That was a joke. :L

But evidently, the prices aren't. I guess running an image base gets expensive.

CPU Cores?

4 for $5000?!?!?

Oh hell no

Peekaboo said:
Aha, never knew Ouroboros was so friggin' expensive. Is...
Edit: edited to sound less blunt.

SirAntagonist said:
But evidently, the prices aren't. I guess running an image base gets expensive.

AmericanExistence said:
CPU Cores?
4 for $5000?!?!?
Oh hell no

We at lunar realms strive on making only the highest quality software, and it shows. However such quality does not come without it's price tag.

Though it does price some people out the market, it allows us to give directly to our clients, with world class support and Research and development that will ensure future versions of Ouroboros, and others like it, continue to impress and amaze for years to come.

We had decided to allow the new owners to start the trial over free of charge, with paid support, as continued good will to the community that gave us our start. Though Varka already paid for them, so the license is good once again.

-Elizabeth

Aurali said:

We at lunar realms strive on making only the highest quality software, and it shows. However such quality does not come without it's price tag.

Though it does price some people out the market, it allows us to give directly to our clients, with world class support and Research and development that will ensure future versions of Ouroboros, and others like it, continue to impress and amaze for years to come.

We had decided to allow the new owners to start the trial over free of charge, with paid support, as continued good will to the community that gave us our start. Though Varka already paid for them, so the license is good once again.

-Elizabeth

Wait...your name is Elizabeth?

Varka said:
Invoice paid! Check your mail.

I don't know who you are or where you've been lurking, but I like you already.

anon_X said:
I don't know who you are or where you've been lurking, but I like you already.

He owns BadDragon

Xch3l said:
He owns BadDragon

Huh. So that would explain the instinctual like. In other news, the first meeting of the first church of Varka will begin on Thursday night at 6...

anon_X said:
Huh. So that would explain the instinctual like. In other news, the first meeting of the first church of Varka will begin on Thursday night at 6...

I'll bring the dragon dildos, you bring the lube.

Jade_Angel said:
I'll bring the dragon dildos, you bring the lube.

I'll bring the turtles.

furballs_dc said:
I'll bring the turtles.

Can they be used as dildos?

anon_X said:
Huh. So that would explain the instinctual like. In other news, the first meeting of the first church of Varka will begin on Thursday night at 6...

Jade_Angel said:
I'll bring the dragon dildos, you bring the lube.

furballs_dc said:
I'll bring the turtles.

I'll bring the cookies! :3

Jade_Angel said:
Can they be used as dildos?

Only the snapping turtles.

I just realized the total cost is LOWER than the subtotal on there. If Arizona has a negative tax rate the state owes me money I tell you what.

anon_X said:
I just realized the total cost is LOWER than the subtotal on there. If Arizona has a negative tax rate the state owes me money I tell you what.

It's the turtles. They are up to something...

furballs_dc said:
Only the snapping turtles.

At least they know how to treat a woman.

Jade_Angel said:
At least they know how to treat a woman.

Who said they target us? :V

Thread went from finances to business to church to snapping turtle dildos that can do a lady good. That's the power of e621

TheHuskyK9 said:
Thread went from finances to business to church to snapping turtle dildos that can do a lady good. That's the power of e621

without conservatives

TheHuskyK9 said:
Thread went from finances to business to church to snapping turtle dildos that can do a lady good. That's the power of e621

Change our motto to this.

TheHuskyK9 said:
Thread went from finances to business to church to snapping turtle dildos that can do a lady good. That's the power of e621

And don't you forget it! Now what color would you like your complimentary snapping turtle strap on? They are all painted with animal friendly paints.

We must make turtles available to everyone.

Jade_Angel said:
And don't you forget it! Now what color would you like your complimentary snapping turtle strap on? They are all painted with animal friendly paints.

Why would I use a strap-on if I already have one attached on me? :I

The Turtleception.

TheHuskyK9 said:
Why would I use a strap-on if I already have one attached on me? :I

Double the fun, perhaps?

Edit: Fuck! The avatar fits!!

TheHuskyK9 said:
Why would I use a strap-on if I already have one attached on me? :I

Because you can never have enough of a good thing.

Jade_Angel said:
Because you can never have enough of a good thing.

:3

Jade_Angel said:
Because you can never have enough of a good thing.

If it can fit without causing mass destruction, it's all good

Next up, turtleduck. The world might not be ready...

EDFDarkAngel1 said:
April Fools!

I would like to thank everyone for a wonderful performance! I know we had a good time, and we do apologize for a few of the heart attacks we caused. Browse on, mighty uploaders!

Insert Achmed: It's not funny!

Okay, everyone. You can stop shitting yourselves. It's over.

They never fooled me :p

TheHuskyK9 said:
They never fooled me :p

Me neither! I just followed their game! :3

Good one admins! Did you got the fish?

TheHuskyK9 said:
They never fooled me :p

I guess they wanted to wait for Everyone to be out of April 1st before saying it, an entire day keeping up a prank... including blocking NotMeNotYou Q_Q I was worried we'd lose him

Jade_Angel said:
including blocking NotMeNotYou Q_Q I was worried we'd lose him

I spent all day at work laughing to myself about that. I wonder how they decided who would be Judas?

Jade_Angel said:
I guess they wanted to wait for Everyone to be out of April 1st before saying it, an entire day keeping up a prank... including blocking NotMeNotYou Q_Q I was worried we'd lose him

Now that I have to acknowledge. A+ for the performance

PheagleAdler said:
Wait...your name is Elizabeth?

Yes Actually, and Lunar Realms is a real software firm, to which I am the chair. We haven't released anything official since forming however (working on two or 3 video games at the moment), though we eventually get around to rebuilding ouroboros for ultra high usage websites.

Oh and I'm not at liberty to discuss numbers, but Ouroboros is by far the most expensive software ever created for the furry fandom. :p

Aurali said:
Yes Actually, and Lunar Realms is a real software firm, to which I am the chair. We haven't released anything official since forming however (working on two or 3 video games at the moment), though we eventually get around to rebuilding ouroboros for top ultra high usage websites.

Ooh, nice. =^_^=