I mean I'm not attracted to men or anything, but I do really enjoy having them cram their penises into my ass over and over. Does that make me gay though? I mean, can't two guy-friends stimulate each other's prostate with their penises without it being gay?

And if it IS gay, is there anything that could be done to make it not gay? Like what if, while getting rammed, I moaned out over and over "I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE MALE" or "I'M IMAGINING YOU AS A WOMAN WITH A STRAP-ON RIGHT NOW"?

I just want to make sure no one thinks I'm gay just because I want to feel a man blowing his seed inside my ass.

Char said:
I mean I'm not attracted to men or anything, but I do really enjoy having them cram their penises into my ass over and over. Does that make me gay though? I mean, can't two guy-friends stimulate each other's prostate with their penises without it being gay?

And if it IS gay, is there anything that could be done to make it not gay? Like what if, while getting rammed, I moaned out over and over "I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE MALE" or "I'M IMAGINING YOU AS A WOMAN WITH A STRAP-ON RIGHT NOW"?

I just want to make sure no one thinks I'm gay just because I want to feel a man blowing his seed inside my ass.

Can I take this seriously??!

tl;dr.

Anyway, no, since:
1) One can enjoy anal sex regardless of gender.
2) One can enjoy anal sex from either genders thanks to the magic of strap-ons.

Oh Char. I love you. With my big, girthy strap-on. All night. I've hidden your car keys, by the way. Come here... ;)

But Char, you having these thoughts would make you heterosexual, not lesbian.

Yes.

Lyokira said:
tl;dr.

Anyway, no, since:
1) One can enjoy anal sex regardless of gender.
2) One can enjoy anal sex from either genders thanks to the magic of strap-ons.

"I just want to make sure no one thinks I'm gay just because I want to feel a man blowing his seed inside my ass."

"Man" being the keyword there.

ITT: Insecurities.

This thread is hilarious

wat.

There is a chart for this:
http://e621.net/post/show/26896/

OH CHAR U SO SILLY

Riversyde said:
But Char, you having these thoughts would make you heterosexual, not lesbian.

this

i can but imagine a new user coming in the forum, seeing the thread titles, and go "ooooookay, where is the exit ?"

Kald said:
i can but imagine a new user coming in the forum, seeing the thread titles, and go "ooooookay, where is the exit ?"

I think that's what they're going for.

Kald said:
i can but imagine a new user coming in the forum, seeing the thread titles, and go "ooooookay, where is the exit ?"

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4313/61vx3rqrl8uy7.gif

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pic/src/130284794291.gif

Char, I loveses you so hard. XD

cookiekangaroo said:
Char, I loveses you so hard. XD

in the butt

>ponychan

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

arc said:
>ponychan

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

*looks around*
http://bronibooru.mlponies.com/
http://fim.413chan.net/
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/

XD now you can finish spelling your word :D

thought.
you're probably gay or bi.
if you don't want to be like that 2 suggestions.
1)stop having sex with a dude
2)get a dildo that shoots

if you cannot love a man, you can't be gay, but if people see you having sex with a dude, they will assume you are gay, and will label you as such. ((assuming "you" is a guy))

another idea that popped in my head.
even if you don't believe,lie, and claim jesus as your savior, and "renounce" your homosexual ways. there will be a bunch of christians who believe you, and the majority of people will believe you are not gay. just an idea.
*ducks and covers from religious fire*

The.... number of people taking this topic seriously boggles me.

SnowWolf said:
The.... number of people taking this topic seriously boggles me.

well, its more fun to take it seriously, than to just be like...

very funny troll
ha
stop making fun of an honest question
ect
ect

nme22 said:
well, its more fun to take it seriously, than to just be like...

There are... so many amazing responses I could put here.. but I can't think of any of them. I guess... I'll say.. Yes. taking a question asked in fun and parody seriously does generally allow for more potential for lulz, but I'm not sure any lulz have been had but for at the start of the thread when no one was taking the question seriously. :)

On a side note, I do think that it's a serious topic, just not in this context :P

Anyway, I'd extrapolate further on my feelings on the manner, but I have about 5 hours of work to do in the next 15 minutes, so I need to go hop in my time machine and hope that I don't accidentally cause some sort of time paradox.

SnowWolf said:

Anyway, I'd extrapolate further on my feelings on the manner, but I have about 5 hours of work to do in the next 15 minutes, so I need to go hop in my time machine and hope that I don't accidentally cause some sort of time paradox.

well, if you use a time machine that works on a multiverse theory there is no chance of a paradox. but i'd honestly just use my time slowing devise, so no time is wasted through thinking.

nme22 said:
well, if you use a time machine that works on a multiverse theory there is no chance of a paradox. but i'd honestly just use my time slowing devise, so no time is wasted through thinking.

This is not a bad idea... but the problem is, every time I use the quantum mirror to slip into a different dimension, uncomfortably things tend to happen in regards to my home planet's safety. On the other hand, the time slowing devices have proven to work quite well... outside of the whole 'replicator' thing...

/dork

tell me, how does your time slower work? mine simply speeds up my own mind so the world around me seems to run slower. a lot safer and easier than slowing down the entire universe, except me.

those of you thinking "you're off topic", this thread was never serious so...

Oh, well, we don't really slow down the entire universe... more we speed up, or slow down a particular section of the universe, depending on the range and power of the device.

We do have localized speeding devices too, like you describe... though I find your definition of 'time slowing device' to be rather awkward and cumbersome, if yours works as described. *Our* personal "time slowers" work by injecting the wearer with a virus that changes the subject's ability to move, think, act and comprehend the world around them... Unfortunately, the effect is sadly temporary, as the body works up an immune reaction to the virus, and destroys it, rendering the wearer unable to ever use the device again.

Yes, as long as the balls don't touch

EDIT: derp, turns out someone already said it in the form of an image

SnowWolf said:
Oh, well, we don't really slow down the entire universe... more we speed up, or slow down a particular section of the universe, depending on the range and power of the device.

We do have localized speeding devices too, like you describe... though I find your definition of 'time slowing device' to be rather awkward and cumbersome, if yours works as described. *Our* personal "time slowers" work by injecting the wearer with a virus that changes the subject's ability to move, think, act and comprehend the world around them... Unfortunately, the effect is sadly temporary, as the body works up an immune reaction to the virus, and destroys it, rendering the wearer unable to ever use the device again.

my device works on a different principal. its just a giant computer that hooks in the head matrix style((of course i upgraded to a wireless connection. )) and uses the computer as a slave to boost my own processing speed. sure i cant move any faster, but i can move full speed with 100% accuracy, and i dont mess things up by slowing, or speeding certain areas on earth.

is it still homo if you say "no homo" after the balls touch?

WHY? Why was this bumped? ;_;

cockmonster said:
is it still homo if you say "no homo" after the balls touch?

Yes... once the balls touch there is no way the gayness can be undone.

Just place an object between the balls. Problem solved.