it was always some fugly flaccid cock. Why the hell wansn't erect and why wasn't anybody doing something with it? Or do people like flaccid male membre? also where did babies come from?

Please don't make fun of me. :( these are serious questions.

With a username like that, i doubt your seriousness

(joke) because they couldnt fit them in the book erect!
The idea of erect male genitalia in a text book for educational perposes is something the school-boards shy away from, some schools dont even teach that part of biology (at least when I went though school) and babys come from sexual copulation during the time in a woman's menstral cycle when she ovulates and the man's sperm meet the ova in the falopian tube and then you have an embro, then pregnancy starts and the baby develpes for about 9 months and then labor often begins and the baby passes through the birth canal that is the vagina and dilated cirvix and then the baby is born; and thats where babis come from, and if anyone asks you tell them about the birds and the bees.

I remember my Spanish textbook in 10th grade had a picture of a family posing together for a picture with their German Shepherd, and the dog was very clearly showing a bit of pink... you couldn't really help but notice it since it was bright and all the fur around it was very dark.

Rarborman said:
(joke) because they couldnt fit them in the book erect!
The idea of erect male genitalia in a text book for educational perposes is something the school-boards shy away from, some schools dont even teach that part of biology (at least when I went though school) and babys come from sexual copulation during the time in a woman's menstral cycle when she ovulates and the man's sperm meet the ova in the falopian tube and then you have an embro, then pregnancy starts and the baby develpes for about 9 months and then labor often begins and the baby passes through the birth canal that is the vagina and dilated cirvix and then the baby is born; and thats where babis come from, and if anyone asks you tell them about the birds and the bees.

Rarborman said:

perposes babys menstral falopian tube embro develpes cirvix babis

Such an educated description, ruined by these spelling errors. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

I am ashamed that I can't spell words I dont type everyday on a phone that cuts me off if I stay on a page typing for more than a minute; I'm very sorry.

Rarborman said:
I am ashamed that I can't spell words I dont type everyday on a phone that cuts me off if I stay on a page typing for more than a minute; I'm very sorry.

It isn't that bad. It's just that misspelling just undercuts your credibility when speaking on a very technical, clinical subject.

Almost every browser has a built-in spellcheck (and even a few phones). Use it.

If you know you don't know how to spell something, run it through Google or an online dictionary.

JoeX said:
Such an educated description, ruined by these spelling errors. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

You still knew what he was talking about, didn't you?

just remembered that I also saw penises and vaginas in 8th grade science.

slyroon said:
With a username like that, i doubt your seriousness

DX

Rarborman said:
(joke) because they couldnt fit them in the book erect!
The idea of erect male genitalia in a text book for educational perposes is something the school-boards shy away from, some schools dont even teach that part of biology (at least when I went though school) and babys come from sexual copulation during the time in a woman's menstral cycle when she ovulates and the man's sperm meet the ova in the falopian tube and then you have an embro, then pregnancy starts and the baby develpes for about 9 months and then labor often begins and the baby passes through the birth canal that is the vagina and dilated cirvix and then the baby is born; and thats where babis come from, and if anyone asks you tell them about the birds and the bees.

You mean they CUME OUT A ViGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lulz said:

You mean they CUME OUT A ViGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh, how old are you, exactly?

hs-hyena said:
Uh, how old are you, exactly?

hs-hyena said:
Uh, how old are you, exactly?

creeeeeper

jk I'm 23 but don't tell anyone

hs-hyena said:
Uh, how old are you, exactly?

fucking name change system..... YOU ARE ALL NEWBIES NOW! NEW AGAIN FOREVER!!!

lulz said:
creeeeeper

jk I'm 23 but don't tell anyone

lol if you say so dude

Aurali said:
fucking name change system..... YOU ARE ALL NEWBIES NOW! NEW AGAIN FOREVER!!!

What? Didn't you make this thing? Why you gettin' mad about me using it?

hs-hyena said:
lol if you say so dude
What? Didn't you make this thing? Why you gettin' mad about me using it?

You are a newfag shush.

Oh, crap a conundrum, report an admin for being mean even though admin can do what they want... I'll abstain.

Rarborman said:
Oh, crap a conundrum, report an admin for being mean even though admin can do what they want... I'll abstain.

no, report him

Aurali said:
You are a newfag shush.

S/he will always be Riversyde in my heart.

lulz said:
it was always some fugly flaccid cock. Why the hell wansn't erect and why wasn't anybody doing something with it? Or do people like flaccid male membre? also where did babies come from?

...and it was always a microcock. Also, with vaginas, it's a gaping nezumi-esque gorge. And dem pubes.

I remember having to watch a sex ed video in 7th or something. The doctor is point and touching two model's peenie and hooha and explaining their function. The models were both BALD (wtf?) and very, very wooden faced. I guess it would be inappropriate to show that people recieve pleasure from genital stimulation. Because, kids, sex is just for making babies! And in the end, it's probably best you never have sex ever! At least that's the message I got from sex-ed.

The school classes about sex or even just sexual anatomy are always so ineffective at teaching what sex is; the most interesting and informative thing I've watched on the topic was a discovery channel show about the birds and the bees, it covered relationships and baby making in an alien perspective and has a 10 second sex scene that made me giggle helplessly.

Wow. You guys must have had crappy sex-ed classes.

CameronB said:
...and it was always a microcock. Also, with vaginas, it's a gaping nezumi-esque gorge. And dem pubes.

I remember having to watch a sex ed video in 7th or something. The doctor is point and touching two model's peenie and hooha and explaining their function. The models were both BALD (wtf?) and very, very wooden faced. I guess it would be inappropriate to show that people recieve pleasure from genital stimulation. Because, kids, sex is just for making babies! And in the end, it's probably best you never have sex ever! At least that's the message I got from sex-ed.

Haha! Microcock indeed.

CameronB said:
...and it was always a microcock. Also, with vaginas, it's a gaping nezumi-esque gorge. And dem pubes.

I remember having to watch a sex ed video in 7th or something. The doctor is point and touching two model's peenie and hooha and explaining their function. The models were both BALD (wtf?) and very, very wooden faced. I guess it would be inappropriate to show that people recieve pleasure from genital stimulation. Because, kids, sex is just for making babies! And in the end, it's probably best you never have sex ever! At least that's the message I got from sex-ed.

Haha! Microcock indeed.

See I thought my school taught sex ed rather well, they answered questions honestly and didnt sugar coat anything. The videos were sometimes creepy but I personally found it fascinating and I for one am greatful for the sex ed experience, it helped me learn a lot about myself and pregnancy that I otherwise would have shit bricks on just going through without knowledge. Its a shame more schools are not as good with this important subject of coming into adulthood.

JoeX said:

Such an educated description, ruined by these spelling errors. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

How did you get those symbols on those faces?

Lanton said:
How did you get those symbols on those faces?

Copy and paste.

CameronB said:
...and it was always a microcock. Also, with vaginas, it's a gaping nezumi-esque gorge. And dem pubes.

I remember having to watch a sex ed video in 7th or something. The doctor is point and touching two model's peenie and hooha and explaining their function. The models were both BALD (wtf?) and very, very wooden faced. I guess it would be inappropriate to show that people recieve pleasure from genital stimulation. Because, kids, sex is just for making babies! And in the end, it's probably best you never have sex ever! At least that's the message I got from sex-ed.

I'd have to agree with that one..