Topic: Do you google yourself?

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Do search for your real name with Google? (or other search engines)
I do, but not because I'm vain.
I just want to remove my real name from the Internet where possible.

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Munkelzahn said:
Do search for your real name with Google? (or other search engines)
I do, but not because I'm vain.
I just want to remove my real name from the Internet where possible.

You're probably not going to be successful in removing your name in many locations but I have to ask, why would you need to do that? Are you on the run? Are you undercover? Do you just hate any mention of yourself? And how do you know it's actually your name? Maybe someone else shares the same name.

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men in white coats equipped with butterfly nets are coming to catch you

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I've googled myself just to see what comes up since I have a 13yr old sister who's more internet savvy than I was at that age. So far... limited porn hits.

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I've googled my name a couple times. found out I was named after a dog breed. :/

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I'm a law professor AND a doctor. My dad would be so proud, if I hadn't murdered him.

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The username I have on this site will return some relevant results if you search it in Google, mainly some of my accounts on other sites. However, you're not going to find much, if any, personally identifiable information.

Searching my first and last name returns 12 million results, none of which are me. The only place I've posted my real name online is Facebook, and you can't even find my page on Google if you very specifically search for it.

As for my full name, it's pretty unique, and when searched in quotes comes up with no results.

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I do sometimes, but really only when nobody's home and I'm really ho-

OH GOOGLE AS IN SEARCH

Every so often. I just have a really freaking common name, and every search I ran is completely unrelated to me aside from one reference hidden waaay back from my high school journalism class.

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hg3300 said:
Are you on the run?

My name is Abu Jihad, and I'm a teenage terrorist™.
Death to America™!

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I think I never ever fed my real name to the internet even once, so it could be a bit difficult.
On a sidenote, for some reason I also thought about masturbation when I just read the thread title...

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Did it right now. 166 results. Is this kind of a game or is just out of curiosity?
And yes for "Googling" I understood "search myself on teh internets"

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am529 said:
The username I have on this site will return some relevant results if you search it in Google, mainly some of my accounts on other sites. However, you're not going to find much, if any, personally identifiable information.

Searching my first and last name returns 12 million results, none of which are me. The only place I've posted my real name online is Facebook, and you can't even find my page on Google if you very specifically search for it.

As for my full name, it's pretty unique, and when searched in quotes comes up with no results.

So I take it you've looked through ALL 12 million results?

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I get 9,510 for my full name, in quotes, so it's probably me in all 9,510 results.

My username turns out 134K results, though most aren't me because of a blasted Greenhouse and Sunbeam Grill with HG3300 as the model number.

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When I search my username, I get what I'm pretty sure is pornstars Sasha Grey and Maria Mendez.

Image searching produces the occasional upload here on e621 from me.

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cookiekangaroo said:
I've googled my name a couple times. found out I was named after a dog breed. :/

lmao

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no, but then again i'm not a very interesting person. i just did though, turns out i am engaged to an very pretty girl, shaved my head for kids going through chemotherapy to make wigs, and am also a very hateful son o' a bitch on twitter who goes by the alies DNIGHTLORD14 (the last one is me)

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AbsebaroKoon said:
Did you google your FULL name? That's the scary part.

chess, chess i did oh wait *goggleing* yeah when i put my middle name (adam) in the search i got *drumroll* nothing on me... FOREVER ALONE!!!!

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NightLord14 said:
chess, chess i did oh wait *goggleing* yeah when i put my middle name (adam) in the search i got *drumroll* nothing on me... FOREVER ALONE!!!!

Strangely, my name is kinda uncommon not revealing it. you already have the first letter and yields results

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Apparently I'm a registered sex offender living in Florida.

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Nah, I mostly search for boobs. Or porn. Mostly porn.

Blaziken said:
I do sometimes, but really only when nobody's home and I'm really ho-

OH GOOGLE AS IN SEARCH

Every so often. I just have a really freaking common name, and every search I ran is completely unrelated to me aside from one reference hidden waaay back from my high school journalism class.

I wish we could upvote forum posts.

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I got about 5k results, most of them duplicates and all of them absolutely boring.

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I avoid doing so whenever possible, same reason why I don't use facebook; there's always the off chance you will see something you said three years ago that sounds really stupid to you now, same reason I use a fake name so often.

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I'm apparently a Professor of Psychology. Probably the same bastard who stole the email address I wanted.

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Well you should come over to myspace and ill twitter your yahoo til you google all over my facebook.

Seriously tho... No I dont need to google myself, I know my history and what is likely there and frankly the internet intimidates me due to the history I speak of. And living it once was far from anything I care to revisit.

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A dickton of Bebo accounts and some banned Wikinews user is all that comes up for me.

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Cant say that I have. I have a unique last name and most likely what will come up is only what I have done in my own life.

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Well, after Googling myself, I found out that I'm an 80 year old bishop and a police officer who was arrested for second-degree manslaughter for DUI.

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Enigmatic_WolfXIII said:
Well, after Googling myself, I found out that I'm an 80 year old bishop and a police officer who was arrested for second-degree manslaughter for DUI.

Wow, tough day I guess?

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