It's half ten at night, they are revving their engine of their car, really god-damned loud (yeah, they're not even going anywhere, the cars fucking out of gear) and whooping and hollering, they do this fairly often.

Last time I put music up blaringly loud to drown them out (Thank God for my TV with a built-in sub) they tried and failed to have a noise war with me, by revving it more until ultimately they blew their radiator (big cloud of smoke and everything; it really stinks.) I think I'll do that if they try this shit again, tomorrow, stupid dumbasses.

Anybody else have any horror stories?

Why not just put in a noise complaint and don't be part of the problem? :p

Pyke said:
Why not just put in a nosie complaint and don't be part of the problem? :p

This. You're only egging them on. What about the other neighbors who are suffering from your participation in a noise war?

My upstairs neighbor must weigh like 400 lbs because every step he takes shakes my ceiling.

I had problems like that. My neighbor below me when I lived in my previous complex constantly played his guitar (badly) so obscenely loud from 11 PM to 3 AM off and on. I just called the cops and they showed up while he was trying and failing to play Ten Speed Of God's Blood And Burial, and he didn't play anymore.

TL;DR: call the cops.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60QjtkhpSIU

Idunno, im more into vigilante justice for my own reasons... So if they want to be douchebags and make noise with the car engine, why not remove it from the equation? Several ways to do this include;

1. Full gallon of paint thinner or paint remover in the gas tank... piston rings really dont like that shit and tend to burn away
2. Have a brave moment and switch the license plates on the car with another cars plates then call the cops and say you think your neighbor has been stealing plates... Cops tend to enjoy arresting folks for that shit... As well as towing the car the plates are on if they are caught driving it.
3. place illegal drugs in the car (even if its taping it under the bumper or something) and call the cops and say you have seen that car involved in suspicious drug deal behavior and would like a canine unit to investigate before things get out of hand.

IvoryWolf said:
Idunno, im more into vigilante justice for my own reasons... So if they want to be douchebags and make noise with the car engine, why not remove it from the equation? Several ways to do this include;

1. Full gallon of paint thinner or paint remover in the gas tank... piston rings really dont like that shit and tend to burn away
2. Have a brave moment and switch the license plates on the car with another cars plates then call the cops and say you think your neighbor has been stealing plates... Cops tend to enjoy arresting folks for that shit... As well as towing the car the plates are on if they are caught driving it.
3. place illegal drugs in the car (even if its taping it under the bumper or something) and call the cops and say you have seen that car involved in suspicious drug deal behavior and would like a canine unit to investigate before things get out of hand.

You. Are fucking insane.
You're going to ruin someones life over an annoyance? How fucking old are you, 14?

I hope that whenever you do this, it backfires and you get into deep shit. You're gonna deserve it.

Valence said:
This. You're only egging them on. What about the other neighbors who are suffering from your participation in a noise war?

It's generally not so bad, people tend to play music fairly loudly in this neighborhood anyway, so it just becomes low frequency background noise after a while, I normally wouldn't put it up that loud in any case.

KaneTW said:
You. Are fucking insane.
You're going to ruin someones life over an annoyance? How fucking old are you, 14?

I hope that whenever you do this, it backfires and you get into deep shit. You're gonna deserve it.

KaneTW said:
You. Are fucking insane.
You're going to ruin someones life over an annoyance? How fucking old are you, 14?

I hope that whenever you do this, it backfires and you get into deep shit. You're gonna deserve it.

Insane... No, I prefer the term misunderstood. Not that it makes any difference really but I am 20 and ive been in shit so deep it would cause someone as whiny as you to drown in it, yet here I am... Alive. Why? Because instead of cowering in a corner like a bitch when someone rises up against me like I used to I stand my ground and refuse to be fucked with. I dont have any patience for ignorant assholes because in groups they are dangerous to society and a nuisance were better off without. It took me being abducted, beaten, raped, stabbed and left for dead to realise what ive realised and im pretty goddamn proud to be who I am today so if your so fucking self riteous to think you have a clue on what ive endured your beyond naive and need to stop living in a pipe dream. Everything ive endured has given this girl balls... Where are yours?

IvoryWolf said:
Insane... No, I prefer the term misunderstood. Not that it makes any difference really but I am 20 and ive been in shit so deep it would cause someone as whiny as you to drown in it, yet here I am... Alive. Why? Because instead of cowering in a corner like a bitch when someone rises up against me like I used to I stand my ground and refuse to be fucked with. I dont have any patience for ignorant assholes because in groups they are dangerous to society and a nuisance were better off without. It took me being abducted, beaten, raped, stabbed and left for dead to realise what ive realised and im pretty goddamn proud to be who I am today so if your so fucking self riteous to think you have a clue on what ive endured your beyond naive and need to stop living in a pipe dream. Everything ive endured has given this girl balls... Where are yours?

Doing vigilante stuff like that is dumb and there is no justification for it, no matter how abused you've been in your past.

IvoryWolf said:
Insane... No, I prefer the term misunderstood. Not that it makes any difference really but I am 20 and ive been in shit so deep it would cause someone as whiny as you to drown in it, yet here I am... Alive. Why? Because instead of cowering in a corner like a bitch when someone rises up against me like I used to I stand my ground and refuse to be fucked with. I dont have any patience for ignorant assholes because in groups they are dangerous to society and a nuisance were better off without. It took me being abducted, beaten, raped, stabbed and left for dead to realise what ive realised and im pretty goddamn proud to be who I am today so if your so fucking self riteous to think you have a clue on what ive endured your beyond naive and need to stop living in a pipe dream. Everything ive endured has given this girl balls... Where are yours?

Holy Hell, you've been through a lot, what happened? I think your pretty bad-ass in any case, to be honest.

therabbidwanker said:
Holy Hell, you've been through a lot, what happened? I think your pretty bad-ass in any case, to be honest.

I have been through a lot and thank you, but the best way I can put it is what doesnt kill you WILL make you stronger... If you let it. And I was semi joking about things to do to get them to stop, I just feel like people copping bitchfits over comments and resorting to blatant name calling out of prejudice and ignorance is uncalled for and I really dont like backing down when I havent done anything wrong, I find thats what makes people assume your weak and feed off it... And that will never happen again.

Yeah, I came to the same conclusion too, I was bullied a lot in high school, but when I went to college those same people were terrified of me (partly because I had started lifting weights two or three hours a day) but also because I have a really dominant personality, so now I have to learn to rein it in a bit. Life's a learning experience, I suppose.

It is exactly that. Life is what you make of it and what you get out of all situations. Its nice to have the bullies scared huh ;)

my neighbor is a shit-eating :D

josemartinez said:
my neighbor is a shit-eating :D

Lol I can think of a few better things to eat... Might I suggest barbeque ribs and mashed potatoes?

IvoryWolf said:
Lol I can think of a few better things to eat... Might I suggest barbeque ribs and mashed potatoes?

After reading this thread, I have much respect for you now o.o

IvoryWolf said:
Insane... No, I prefer the term misunderstood. Not that it makes any difference really but I am 20 and ive been in shit so deep it would cause someone as whiny as you to drown in it, yet here I am... Alive. Why? Because instead of cowering in a corner like a bitch when someone rises up against me like I used to I stand my ground and refuse to be fucked with. I dont have any patience for ignorant assholes because in groups they are dangerous to society and a nuisance were better off without. It took me being abducted, beaten, raped, stabbed and left for dead to realise what ive realised and im pretty goddamn proud to be who I am today so if your so fucking self riteous to think you have a clue on what ive endured your beyond naive and need to stop living in a pipe dream. Everything ive endured has given this girl balls... Where are yours?

You are seriously mentally ill. Seek help.

Nightcoon said:
After reading this thread, I have much respect for you now o.o

Well thank you, though I rather not have to rely on my past toget it I appreciate it regardless.

tony311 said:
Doing vigilante stuff like that is dumb and there is no justification for it, no matter how abused you've been in your past.

Would all that have been more accepted as the playful banter I had kinda intended if I had added a jk? Or would it have really mattered

I'm the asshole neighbor playing rave music at 3:00 in the morning

KaneTW said:
You are seriously mentally ill. Seek help.

I dont need help anymore, I had plenty of that after. What I did do a lot of was waking up and realising that fairytale lives and happy endings are too few and far between to hope for, that this is the real world we live in. some day you will have your perfect little world crumble too... And I can already tell the way you would cope just by your actions here.

my neighbor is placed on the road and sings, grabbed the apple and throw it away, grabbed the apple and throw it away...

IvoryWolf said:
I dont need help anymore, I had plenty of that after. What I did do a lot of was waking up and realising that fairytale lives and happy endings are too few and far between to hope for, that this is the real world we live in. some day you will have your perfect little world crumble too... And I can already tell the way you would cope just by your actions here.

I'm just going to stop arguing with you. The only thing I can hope for is that some day, you'll get arrested for some vigilante bullshit because the only thing you are right now is a danger to society.

@Ivorywolf: I've been through some terrible shit in my past, but you certainly take the cake.

I commend your strength.

KaneTW said:
I'm just going to stop arguing with you. The only thing I can hope for is that some day, you'll get arrested for some vigilante bullshit because the only thing you are right now is a danger to society.

had you kept your thoughts to yourself and saved us from more opinionated crybaby butthurt then none of this would have happened and the gentlemans thread would have remained lighthearted and relatively peaceful. I hope your better-than-thou attitude doesnt hit reality too hard some day because you strike me as a future emo violin player if it does.

Back on point...

Thiefenz said:
I commend your strength.

Strength? Ivorywolf is broken. If you are even thinking of acting like s/he suggested, you couldn't cope with whatever life threw at you. You have become antisocial. I am not joking when I said "seek help". Your past still haunts you and you'll hurt yourself and others eventually.

IvoryWolf said:
opinionated crybaby butthurt
the gentlemans thread
lighthearted and relatively peaceful
better-than-thou attitude

:psypop:

IvoryWolf said:
Stuff stuff and more stuff

Watch your tone.

Funny thing about vigilantes. They only work in the comic books. In the real world, they get taken down by cops, and arrested.

What's wrong with violins? β<

Valence said:
What's wrong with violins? β<

"Violins" sounds too much like "violence". :V

IvoryWolf said:
had you kept your thoughts to yourself and saved us from more opinionated crybaby butthurt then none of this would have happened and the gentlemans thread would have remained lighthearted and relatively peaceful. I hope your better-than-thou attitude doesnt hit reality too hard some day because you strike me as a future emo violin player if it does.

Back on point...

No, he's right. You're talking about literally ruining someone's life for something as silly as being loud, when there are more adult, reasonable solutions to the problem. Please, tell me you have actually engaged in these illegal activities before. I can work with that.

Princess_Celestia said:
Watch your tone.

Why may I ask is it ok for him to speak to me so brash, yet im told to watch my tone for trying to get him off my case and to mind his own? A pm reply would work if you rather. I just dont see why im the bad girl when the car destruction was supposed to be taken lightly (as if i4 expect anyone to really go that far...) And this guy starts trying to degrade me and make me look like some nut job. Buy him a sense of humor or something cuz this seems rather one sided now.

ippiki_ookami said:
No, he's right. You're talking about literally ruining someone's life for something as silly as being loud, when there are more adult, reasonable solutions to the problem. Please, tell me you have actually engaged in these illegal activities before. I can work with that.

I can give you a list of many wrongs ive done, but not here where people will turn on me. If you really want to meet the darker side of me, pm me ippiki and ill fill you in

IvoryWolf said:
Why may I ask is it ok for him to speak to me so brash, yet im told to watch my tone for trying to get him off my case and to mind his own? A pm reply would work if you rather. I just dont see why im the bad girl when the car destruction was supposed to be taken lightly (as if i4 expect anyone to really go that far...) And this guy starts trying to degrade me and make me look like some nut job. Buy him a sense of humor or something cuz this seems rather one sided now.

Because you are talking about crimes of vandalism, assault, fraudulent police reports, and other nefarious activities, as well as trying to convince our users to take these actions into account, and goad them into doing as such. The staff do not take jokes about ruining other peoples lives lightly, and we will not tolerate in them in the forums or comments.

You people behave.

Princess_Celestia said:
Because you are talking about crimes of vandalism, assault, fraudulent police reports, and other nefarious activities, as well as trying to convince our users to take these actions into account, and goad them into doing as such. The staff do not take jokes about ruining other peoples lives lightly, and we will not tolerate in them in the forums or comments.

Ok... Valid reason and point taken... Enough said. It wasnt meant to be life altering nor really serious so I apologise. Would be nice if something could be done about me being labeled and slandered by another mere member since its supposed to be a treat people with respect site also. I feel I was undisputibly disrespected and lashed out as defense... Had he not been an ass to me and begun labeling with prejudice then I would have calmly explained it was meant lightly and everything would have been fine... Instead I get attacked. What gives?

This thread has taken a turn for the derp. Can't say I'm surprised.

Moving on. I have no neighbors, I live on a cloud.

Yeah, im sorry this thread was ruined by my actions. I really meant no harm by my first post and with that I hope this thread can resume a level of normality. My apologies...

IvoryWolf said:
Yeah, im sorry this thread was ruined by my actions. I really meant no harm by my first post and with that I hope this thread can resume a level of normality. My apologies...

If you lived on a cloud, where would you park it?

Rainbow_Slash said:
If you lived on a cloud, where would you park it?

Ermm... Ugh I feel like I should know this too... Uuh... The sky?

Rainbow_Slash said:
Moving on. I have no neighbors, I live on a cloud.

Clouds are great

Well duh it's in the sky but over what city or landmark? Alright new direction; where would you all park your cloud chair? I'd park mine here

Rainbow_Slash said:
Well duh it's in the sky but over what city or landmark? Alright new direction; where would you all park your cloud chair? I'd park mine here

well in that case for me here

I'd get a mobile one, park it over a volcano in the winter, and Australia during the summer, Hot weather and third degree burns all year round!

If you could somehow manage to live in a cloud, I would be taking that thing to vegas and renting it out to the rich yuppies. Cloud view apartment, all sides have a view? I would be raking in the dough.

IvoryWolf said:
Idunno, im more into vigilante justice for my own reasons...

and i just used [REDACTED].. you are my hero :3 I hate inconsiderate neighbors, it makes me go crazy too. Bravissiomo!

tony311 said:
vigilante stuff

I KNEW it! IvoryWolf's the goddamn Batman! :O

only one answe to this

crazy butsecks your naybur

Everything is solved by Butsecks it is the law.

Cool story all, but I noticed you didn't mention any clouds.