Ok, so I have had;

- A scar all the way along my shins from Shark fighting falling in a hole in the ground and getting cut up be snapped plant branches.

- A scar from when I was burning bamboo and there was a spark.

- A scar from when I was younger, and my baby sister scratched and bit me, because she is evil.

- I used to look like I cut myself because I spent so much time playing with my cat that I would inevitably get at least a few scratches.

- Just a couple of hours of moving into the only house I've ever lived in with sliding glass doors, I managed to run into one, I was fine although I should really have got a concussion, I only got a lump, I was laughing about it, actually.

- When I learnt to ride a bike, as soon as I got up to some speed I managed to crash head on, flip over, and stop the wheels with my toes and the metal bars, I was fine except for a nasty cut.

- Last Christmas I was playing wii bowling with my seldom-seen but always-welcome relatives from Italy (I also learned that year, that I'm descended from a count on that side) and I smashed the top of my hand into the metal lock bit on the table so hard it briefly lifted the entire table upwards by about three inches and rattling all the plates, I got it on ice right away, and even so, I still hit it hard enough that the top of my hand (especially the veins) actually went black for an hour or two, but otherwise I was fine.

- I fell off a climbing frame as a kid and had a big chunk of my foot taken out and I couldn't walk on it for several days.

- I have several times attempted an overhead squat, lifted the bar up, have sand fall on my head, loose focus and fall over, I usually slam my thumb inbetween the weight plates at least once a month, and once dropped a 160 lb deadlift on my big toe.

- Once I feel asleep with the cover over my mouth and woke up to find I was in fact, not breathing, and I had to start breathing manually.

- I woke up extremely quickly (actually it was more like crashing and rebooting myself into consciousness) Just this morning in fact, since half my body had a stitch and was pulsing spasmodically, and that I had woken up in the exact same position as I had fallen asleep in, which means I had not moved even slightly in 5 hours, which meant I had cut off oxygen to a lot of bodyparts for a long time, and as such I can now draw a diagram of the arteries in my eyes because they hurt so damned much.

- And, just a couple of hours later, I was eating delicious dry salty crackers, when upon cramming it into my facehole, I noticed something peculiar, some of it had flaked off and landed in my eye, yes right on the good ole' whites! Needless to say it really hurt, I had to fish it out carefully this morning.

Yet, I have not had a single bruise in my adult life, and I have never broken a bone, nor suffered any serious injury whatsoever most of these inuries healed within 3 days or less, this leads me to believe that I am in fact, descended from fucking wolverine.

Anyone else want to share?

-Scar on my upper right collarbone from glass in a car accident a few years back

-Scar on my right elbow from sheet metal in high school shop. Tripping + carrying a sheet of metal = OH WOW ALL DAT BLOOD

-Scar on my right thigh from cutting a rope with a knife a little too hard and sending the blade right in there. The most interesting thing about that is that cutting flesh sounds like ripping fabric.

-Scar on my right knee from sharpening a dagger and slipping, 'sharpening' the skin right off. It wasn't even that bad but it still scarred.

-Scar on my left breast from sledding last year: thorny branch ripped right through my jacket and into me. Didn't hurt all that bad, though.

-Numerous batteries and bruises and wounds from SCA/blade sparring.

Non-scarring ones are less interesting:

-Got bonked on the head by a kicked soccer ball in middle school and don't remember anything for a few hours after that.

-Tried to run and jump up onto a log at a friend's house, tripped on the edge and slid all the way down it's length. Didn't lose the cigarette in my mouth though, which made me feel pretty fuckin' badass.

-Got thwonked on the head with a friend's quarterstaff after it broke on my shield. Apparently impacts to my head make a dull coconut sound.

-Numerous dropped weights on my feet.

And I still haven't broken a bone. Go figure.

In the past I fractured my middle finger twice. Each time they had to put a splint on it. The other kids laughed at me.

i had a tick on my balls

- A scar on my right leg from a deep cut.
- A missing tooth knocked out thanks to a handlebar. That's it.

I don't have too many scars, now that I think about it.

-A scar on my cheek from my having claws as a babby.
-One on my shin because fucking tonka trucks at night, how do they work
-Two chicken pox scars.. one on the end of my nose and one on my left tit.

As for interesting injuries..

-Got bashed in the nose by a winch when I was like, five. If it had come around the other way, I wouldn't be here to tell the tale.
-Got trapped under a stack of fence panels, which while that hurt, it protected me from the rampaging cow that was running about.
-Someone bumped into me while I had a syringe in hand and I ended up stabbing myself in the leg, then administering the vitamin A & D that was meant for the cow in the chute. That shit burns.

ippiki_ookami said:
i had a tick on my balls

I had a tick on my dick, and I didn't find the tickpick, so I had to remove it with a hairpin, a needle and a kitchen knife. The scar is still visible. :S

Also: I lost half of my front tooth in a downright retarded skateboard accident. there's more but i don't wanna lenghten this....

When I was two years old I fell off a second-story balcony and landed face-first on a brick sidewalk. I still have a crack in my skull.

When I was in second grade I received a compound fracture of the right arm (both bones) from leaping off the top of the school playground. I didn't cry.

When I was in tenth grade I sat next to a kid who had tuberculosis in four of seven classes. I was the only person in those four classes who didn't catch it. They tested me four times because they couldn't believe it.

I once shoved a wooden sword (bokken) up my butt. Yep. Blood.

In my freshman year of college, I received two wicked scars, one on my right elbow and the other on my left thumb, from accidentally handling white-hot metal in a technical theatre set building course.

When I was 21, a car hit me at a red light going 60 miles per hour and I didn't even get a scratch.

/high luck and con stats

scar causing injuries
-scar on my lower left abdomen from when I was learning to ride a bike, crashed into a tree while going downhill, and landed in a way such that the handlebar nearly impaled me

-stapled my finger accidentally

-cut my finger pretty deep when I tried spinning some metal between my fingers (before I realized cut pieces had sharp edges until sanded)

injuries with no apparent long term effects
-dislocated my left knee and bent it backwards before popping it back into place. limped slightly for the next three days.

-got hit practically straight in the middle of my left eye with a football (knocked my glasses off first). for about 10 minutes afterwards my left eye was just rolling around seemingly randomly in its socket. After that I regained some conscious control over my eyeball, but for almost 30 minutes my eyes still weren't tracking together because whenever I shifted my gaze my left eye would take longer to get there.

-sucked all the air out of a glass and left it stuck to my face for a while. took it off and realized I had a huge circular bruise around my mouth. stayed in my room all of next day.

Not really injuries
-stepped on some black ice and my feet slid straight out from under me (to the right). fell on my left side and just laid there laughing for a bit before carefully getting back up and continuing my walk.

scar on my left elbow from a cycle accident where I tore some muscle out

crushed my right foot twice, first time was when I was around 8 playing whats the time mr wolf (haaahahahaa) slipped when running & grabbed a table, which was ontop of 11 other tables stacked, they happily all came down onto my foot & ended up in a cast for a month
2nd was just a bus going over my foot.
thats it really

I was once bitten by an alligator that was around 6 feet long. They do not look like they can move quickly and bite hard...oh wait, yes they do. It was rather painful, and left quite a mark. Also, when I say bitten, I actually mean it attempted to remove my arm without anesthesia using only its mouth.
I have been scarred a lot by many different things, but the most interesting one was that alligator. I have always hoped to get one of those scars that go across the face, so I may officially join club bad ass.

Flesh wounds

Vagabound said:
Also: I lost half of my front tooth in a downright retarded skateboard accident. there's more but i don't wanna lenghten this...

You think THATS bad?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pliISC1vVKw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-HMBnOMNh4&feature=fvwrel
Not me.

Mario583 said:
You think THATS bad?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pliISC1vVKw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-HMBnOMNh4&feature=fvwrel
Not me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez5m7AJqpvY

I got nothing. A couple of front teeth chipped when I tried to eat the concrete lip around a public pool.

Also I eventually learned of a cracked clavicle after it had long-since mended, probably from a time that I hit a car. Or was hit by a car. It was a little of both, I'm just happy that I did more damage to the car than it did to me.

Why did you try to eat a swimming pool? Also, I love you for giving me the opportunity to say that.

- Also just remembered that fairly often I've done way too much exercise and been unable to walk the next day without a lot of pain.

- There was also that one time I cut my hand open on a crinkled up Red Bull can, fuckers are sharp, in fact I didn't really notice until I saw the blood, God the look on people's faces buying those bandages.

I was once hit by a van.
I left a dent in the van, and unfortunately, the impact knocked off my shoe :c

Actini said:
I was once hit by a van.
I left a dent in the van, and unfortunately, the impact knocked off my shoe :c

That's what you get for going "down by the river.

7 inch vertical scar on my right belly from the rape and murder attempt at 14

Interesting scar on left arm from a nail only half hammered into a wall and me tripping into it. Yeah I got the whole nail buried in my arm between the bones of the forearm.

Got a scar above my right eyebrow from the corner of a coffee table as a toddler

Road rash scars from dumping a dirtbike on tar going all out... Tee shirt and jeans didnt keep the skin on much.

Broken nose from martial arts

Broken big toe from kicking a guy in the face and breaking his cheek and nose

Scar under chin from bicycle handlebars.

I fucked up a baby tooth from a good fall when I was 4 or 5. My baby teeth are gone now, so all I have are 2 weird scars or stretch marks on my right shoulder, and i've never been fat, or have scratched my shoulders. Ghost injury.

I was rollerblading on the sidewalk when a car lost control at a turn and hit me going 60+ mph
Broken:
-Left Arm
-Left Shoulder
-Left Wrist (Shattered)
-Last three fingers on left hand
-Hip
-Left Knee (Shattered)
-Left Ankle
-All toes on left foot
-Left foot (Shattered)
-Jaw bone
-And several ribs
Fractured:
-Skull
-Pretty much everything else on my left side
-2 fingers on my right hand
-Right shoulder

I probably missed something but this took me more than 4+ years of rehab to get back to full capacity.
Glad im alive though.

Well, I don't have any, just a small scar on left side of the upper lip, some small cuts and burns from a soldering iron, nothing important.

Had a metal bedrail fall on the back of my head when I was five, used a daiper as a bandaid. Hairless scar on back of head.

Assaulted by a goose during feeding time. Bird put it's claw through the meat between index finger and thumb. Scar still there.

Got into a fight with older sibling in the barn at age eight, circular saw blades were thrown (both parties) and ended up getting a perfect scar outside of the right eye (and the belt).

Slipped and fell through a plate glass sliding door at 10 years old. Scar on middle of forehead and back of right hand.

Fight with sibling, punched in the face, bottom incisors are still visibly cracked/chipping.

Skateboard accident, hairline fracture in wrist.

Strother said:

Got into a fight with older sibling in the barn at age eight, circular saw blades were thrown (both parties) and ended up getting a perfect scar outside of the right eye (and the belt).

ಠ_ಠ

JoeX said:
ಠ_ಠ

My sentiments exactly.

Actini said:
My sentiments exactly.

Six boys in the family, we were country bumpkins. Were.

(Jayfeather) said:
Broken:
[list]
Left Arm
Left Shoulder
Left Wrist (Shattered)
Last three fingers on left hand
Hip
Left Knee (Shattered)
Left Ankle
All toes on left foot
Left foot (Shattered)
Jaw bone
And several ribs
Fractured:
Skull
Pretty much everything else on my left side
2 fingers on my right hand
Right shoulder[/list]

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