Topic: How do you deal with stupid people?

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Okay I mean REALLY stupid people. Douchebags morons who never shut up idiots who preach about how pious they are and how everyone who doesn't follow their example is going to hell. Yeah that trash. I want to know how you get back at them personally every dirty funny detail. :P I personally always wear a small satchel around my shoulder with little doggie treats in it when I go out to town or something and when someone does some ignorant shit like trying to start a fight with me when i've never even seen them before in my life to impress their little douchebitch friends i'll belittle them and make them look like idiots in front of EVERYONE who happens to be in the general area usually by correcting their grammar and asking them if they have managed to shovel all the shit from their family cess pools yet and after i'm done with them I say something along the lines of "Now sit there and be quiet like a good dog." Then I whip out a dog treat and flick it right into their faces lmao it feels SOOO good every single time! :D

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The last time I was able to do this it was some little wannabe thug at the mall talking shit calling the female friend I was with a "ugly ho" So I turned to the little punk "Who was a short skinny bitch with his pants around his knees btw" and said son the only ugly ass ho around here is your momma and she better give me my money or i'm going to slap her ghetto ass around like a good pimp should! OOOOOOH that boy's face went all :O and his friends all went DAAAAAAAYUM! And that little punk went to jump up out of the chair he was sitting in, He managed to say "I'm going to cut you bi-" Before I bitch slapped him right across the fucking temple and made him do a cartwheel out of his chair and landing right on his fucking back on the cold ass floor! I clean broke my right middle finger on that stereotypical piece of trashes thick empty skull but I would do it over again any day! Although I guess it wasn't fair that I was wearing my thick ass silver ring at the time! >;3

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I am always too protective of my friends and family but running your mouth to a woman because you THINK she's alone makes you little more than a piece of garbage in my opinion and on that day I was more than happy to take out the trash hell who knows what those thugs would have said or done if I wasn't there at the time?

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