Having recently spent a month in America for the first time, I returned to England and decided to myself that Americans are all quietly insane. I was also fairly sure that anyone going to any other continent probably experiences similar thoughts. Do Americans think us Brits are all insane? I found the idea hard to get my head around. Surely things here just make more sense than other places?
I decided to consult the highest power on the issue. The infallible source of all knowledge and wisdom and sustainer of the world as we know it.
I asked Google.

I let the auto-complete feature on the search bar tell me what others had been searching for, regarding people of other nationalities:

American people are
stupid
fat
brainwashed
ignorant

Oh google! You surely are a harsh judge. Let's see how Britan compares!

British people are
annoying
awesome
rude

Well, we have 'awesome' against annoying and rude I guess. But wording can be everything! Let's try...

English people are
rude
cold
arrogant

Ouch. Apparently I tell people I'm British and not English. Hey this is fun. What else can I learn of other cultures through crowd-sourced heckling??

French people are
rude
arrogant
gay

German people are
rude
weird
not funny

Indian people are
rude
black
annoying

Chinese people are
rude
cruel
aliens
weird

Japanese people are
weird
awesome
sick
rude

Irish people are
not white
annoying
rude

Scottish people are
awesome
rude
ugly

Italian people are
short
rude
white

Egyptian people are
black
what race
friendly

Norwegian people are
tall
nice
racist

So according to Google only a handful of nationalities aren't rude! Chinese people are, in fact, extraterrestrials. Germans should stay away from standup.
How about it, E621? What wonderful things have you learned from Google auto-complete? :3

Native Americans are
hot
not asian
cool

Toasters are
safe
dangerous
torture

Every nation is rude, what a nice world we live in. According to google my name is Jhonna Carpel (not even remotely close) boiling eggs is mankind's most difficult task second only to tying a tie(google "how to") and bing sucks (I'd have to agree with that one)

E621 is
halal
gone
down
over

Russian people are
crazy
rude
bears on unicycles
cold
asian
white
mean
nice
friendly
smart
...
weird
racist
tall
tough
ugly
intelligent
annoying
strong
stupid
funny
beautiful
the best

(The ones after ellipsis are suggested when the first letter of the word is entered.)

You should note that Google is objective and self critical. Because Google is:

god
evil
skynet
your friend
watching you
making you stupid
taking over the world
(!) racist
down
awesome

FeralBeast said:
You should note that Google is objective and self critical. Because Google is:

god
evil
skynet
your friend
watching you
making you stupid
taking over the world
(!) racist
down
awesome

You googled google What is wrong with you?! Do you want the world to explode?

Canadians are
weird
nice
afraid of the dark

Quebecers are
rude
racists
stupid
so rude

...I'm okay with this.

Furaffinity is down
Furaffinity ishoka
Furaffinity isp

Gravy is
too sweet
too thin
too salty
too salty how to fix it

Old people are
funny
stupid
annoying
cute

Amish people are
stupid
weird
what religion

Racism is
the pits
good
the wrong way hoodie (WTF lol)

Blacks are
lazy
out of control
the real jews
mentally inferior by nature

Nazis are
good
cool
we the bad guys
awesome

Mexicans are
lazy
white
taking over

Canadians are
weird
afraid of the dark
eh holes

hg3300 said:
Nazis are
good
cool
we the bad guys
awesome

Hmm. Nazis are good, cool, awesome, coming back, the best, you say Google? They look like the most favored by you. I trust you. Gotta join them!

Google, could you help me to choose pet?

Dogs are better than cats, smarter than cats, people too
Cats are better than dogs, smarter than dogs, people too
Rats are good pets, not good pets, clean, disgusting
Mice are harmless, dangerous
Cows are smart, stupid
Pigs are clean, dirty

Oh come one Google, decide already!

Test-Subject_217601 said:

Quebecers are
rude
racists
stupid
so rude

I love that they're so rude it gets mentioned twice.

might as well include my state
coloradans are...no suggestions?

"coloradoans are" produces "what are coloradans like"

Apparently nobody knows about us. Also apparently google likes archaic spellings, but not enough to give suggestions that are consistent with the entered search terms.

I'd contribute, but limitations, though.

UltravioletMoonRay said:
I'd contribute, but limitations, though.

I'm typing on my iPod, for like the tenth day in a row. Oh yes and happy birthday, I felt someone should say it.

And this is completely the wrong thread

elad said:
Having recently spent a month in America for the first time, I returned to England and decided to myself that Americans are all quietly insane. I was also fairly sure that anyone going to any other continent probably experiences similar thoughts.

Don't you know? Everyone's insane. It's a necessary survival tactic in this wacky, wonky universe of ours. Fortunately, sanity's considered a common mental illness, easily treatable with the right medication. ;p

Furries are

creepy
sick
stupid
gross
evil
disgusting
retarded
cool
easier to draw
bad

atheists are
smarter
wrong
idiots
annoying
ignorant
retarded
immoral
hypocrites
dumb
awesome

bisexuals are
no suggestions, probably because google suggest won't suggest sexual themes..

Eh, you guys post gays are, homosexuals are, lesbians are, transgenders are, transsexuals are, I don't care to.

I found a good site to post positive and negative about most subjects/words

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/

hg3300 said:
I found a good site to post positive and negative about most subjects/words

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/

well, it seems me and the internet have something in common

hg3300 said:
I found a good site to post positive and negative about most subjects/words

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/

elad said:
well, it seems me and the internet have "something in common"

indeed

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/?s=e621
apparently this site is good.