Because e 6 2 1: "Eletronic viewing from six p.m. to one a.m. -- not further because, well sleep is good."
Because e 9 2 6: "Eletronic viewing from nine a.m. to 6 p.m. because boss suck and internet censorship is errwhere."
Because I am smart. -awesome face-
Am I right? Did I get the joke?
Updated by Supuhstar