Topic: you know when coming to this site makes em sad?

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when my girlfriend is on her period =[ what do you guys do? inb4 your hand's don't get period etc (stigmata lol)

Updated by deadjackal

Get outta the house for a while. Go see a movie or some shit. When around her, be nice and caring. It's what I do.

Updated by anonymous

....

*facepalm*

Unless you bareback it all the time, period ain't nothing to avoid. Gotta earn the red wings someday.

Updated by anonymous

You share other bodily fluids, why not a little blood? Lay a towel down and be sure to to clean your junk afterwards.

Updated by anonymous

DEPO shot = <3

Neither me or my partner have had a period since we started those things. lol who cares if they are birth-control, we got them so we don't have periods anymore.

Updated by anonymous

Comedy central is really good to get her over her moodiness also immersive things like watching a scary movie also cook for her a lot.Chicks love food when there on that time and if your the cook she'll love you. :3

Updated by anonymous

valid points, we use condoms when its letting up, but no way im eating that out

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Marbles said:
DEPO shot = <3

Neither me or my partner have had a period since we started those things. lol who cares if they are birth-control, we got them so we don't have periods anymore.

>Implying that you're a female and a lesbian.

As this is the internet, I call shenanigans.

Updated by anonymous

Hmm, I was under the impression that the former theorem of "There are no women on the Internet" was replaced by the revised and more accurate theorem that "There are no heterosexual women on the Internet"

Oh well. The joke is old. Really old. Dead horse old. I can't believe you are still laughing at it Anonym.

EDIT: Not to mention there are quite a few women on e621 besides me.

Updated by anonymous

*yawns* Oh well. Can I stereotype you by saying you are an obese virgin and live in your parent's basement?

Updated by anonymous

My lady, I am truly appalled that you would even suggest that I had ever lived in my parents' basement, and would have you know that I have been enjoying the comforts of my obese virginity at my own place for some years now.

:P

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i wished we could have basements in the area i live in

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namaste said:
i wished we could have basements in the area i live in

Basements are like women: Going down there is fun until it's damp, full of old junk, and smells funny.

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temporal_crux said:
Basements are like women: Going down there is fun until it's damp, full of old junk, and smells funny.

I lol'd.

Updated by anonymous

No boy has ever earned his red wings with me. No boy ever will. That time of the month is best kept private, IMO.

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Amberli said:
No boy has ever earned his red wings with me. No boy ever will. That time of the month is best kept private, IMO.

preach it sister. its too touchy and mooody for it to be any fun tbh

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Amberli said:
No boy has ever earned his red wings with me. No boy ever will. That time of the month is best kept private, IMO.

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
My girlfriend at the time I earned mine is one of those exceptionally horny-during-bleeding ones.

Fun Fact to know: Sprite and vinegar get period blood out of your pubes faster than anything

Updated by anonymous

temporal_crux said:
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
My girlfriend at the time I earned mine is one of those exceptionally horny-during-bleeding ones.

Fun Fact to know: Sprite and vinegar get period blood out of your pubes faster than anything

Not quite sure I want to know how you discovered that....

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