I'm bored.
Who wants to have a fun, childish round of your Mum Jokes?

Bonus points if they're somehow furry related

I'll start.
Your mum is such a slut, Fox McCloud is your father...
maybe.

I didn't know people still bothered with that joke.

Your momma is so fat, that when she died and they cremated her, they had to cancel all flights in Europe.

Your momma is so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Valence said:
I didn't know people still bothered with that joke.

your mom bothered with it last night

Valence said:
I didn't know people still bothered with that joke.

It can be done well.

Your mum's so stupid she still thinks this websites about MSG.

Your Mum's such a slut she CAN fit a square peg into a round hole.

Your mom is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3.0 x 10^8 m/s.

your cum?

wat?

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/your_mother_is_fat2.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIeq4i-us8I

Your mum is furry.

Yo momma's so ugly, Bill Clinton wouldn't tap that.

yo momma so stupid, she thought sherlock holmes was a housing project.
yo mum so fat, her SHADOW weighs 32lbs.
yo mum like a rental car, everyone has had their key in her.

Your mothers so unattractive I decides to have a cup of tea instead

no_fun said:
Your mothers so unattractive I decides to have a cup of tea instead

You're no fun.

Your mum's so fat they started drilling her for oil. They only realized their mistake when she rolled over. It was a big problem for astronomers, who had to recalibrate their instruments for the sudden shift in Earth's orientation. Geologists, however, were amazed to learn of another Great Lake located between the United States and Canada. Wisconsin's department of transportation is miffed, though, since they've learned that their stretch of I-95 was actually her belt. The farmers there were horrified when they realized that all that cheese they were harvesting was the folds in her skin. And finally, Iowa has declared a state of emergency after losing the entire city of Waterloo, which is presumed lost under the largest landslide in world history.

Burninghart said:
You're no fun.

http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot

what's the difference between work and your mother?

ikdind said:
Your mum's so fat they started drilling her for oil. They only realized their mistake when she rolled over. It was a big problem for astronomers, who had to recalibrate their instruments for the sudden shift in Earth's orientation. Geologists, however, were amazed to learn of another Great Lake located between the United States and Canada. Wisconsin's department of transportation is miffed, though, since they've learned that their stretch of I-95 was actually her belt. The farmers there were horrified when they realized that all that cheese they were harvesting was the folds in her skin. And finally, Iowa has declared a state of emergency after losing the entire city of Waterloo, which is presumed lost under the largest landslide in world history.

^ A good "your mom" joke

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=634#comic

If God makes mistakes your Mum is proof of creationism.

((gonna say all the well known ones))
yo mum so stupid:
she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

yo mum so ugly:
dracula wouldn't date her
she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning
when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
i dropped her off at bingo, and got a ticket for littering.

well some of this at least made me smile. but what really made me laugh was this: i went to mellis's account and looked at his comments. what i found funny was the last one he left before leaving the site < :'( > which leads to a huge argument in the comments. i forgot all about it XD