We all know we've had these... what was the last stupid sexy idea you had that you just couldn't get out of your head?

I guess I'll kickstart:

Wrapping tail around partner.

Ogres. Stupid sexy ogres.

Stupid sexy ideas? :V generally most ideas about sex are pretty stupid! Unless you mean ideas like "I wonder what would happen if I stuck my penis in that..."
Otherwise it's just called a fantasy! *shrug*

Stupid sexy Flanders.

Also, human on furry.

Fucking in a hall of mirrors

Male human Nazi (wearing a gas mask) raping a female anthro Jew (unprotected) in a gas chamber filled with Zyklon B. I'd call it "Gaskammervergewaltigung".

Fire.
Approach that how you will.

Ultimate bondage - Trapped in cement. Oh baby.

Inserting a vibrator, getting fully dressed then riding a motorcycle.

Yeah... ^_^

IvoryWolf said:
Inserting a vibrator, getting fully dressed then riding a motorcycle.

Yeah... ^_^

I'm sure there's a law against that (traffic safety :P)

null0010 said:
Stupid sexy Flanders.

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Munkelzahn said:
I'm sure there's a law against that (traffic safety :P)

Lol im sure... Somewhere in fine print. But that adds to toe stupidity of the idea!

ktkr said:
Also, human on furry.

Actini said:
Fire.
Approach that how you will.

Rusteee said:
Ultimate bondage - Trapped in cement. Oh baby.

yup! I'm onto something now

Coke bottle. In the butt.

therabbidwanker said:
Coke bottle. In the butt.

Oh man, I knew one guy who accidentally a whole coke bottle. Man, you never want to do that.

Blaziken said:
Oh man, I knew one guy who accidentally a whole coke bottle. Man, you never want to do that.

I meant the smaller ones, plastic too, obviously.

I finally got my chat client to work and this is what I saw

AbsebaroKoon said:
Letting a giraffe buttfuck you while it sucks your dick.

lol, oral reacharound

This is all relevant to my interests. *Takes notes*
I'll be rich and famous in no time!

original idea do not steal

AbsebaroKoon said:
Researcher taking notes in the wild ends up getting more than what bargained for with some of the animals they're researching.

No. Don't. The giraffe idea is mine.

I swear to god if you don't stop putting these in every comment you make I will sew your mouth to your own butthole.

ippiki_ookami said:
I swear to god if you don't stop putting these in every comment you make I will sew your mouth to your own butthole.

can someone explain what these things are?
i suspect they're unicode characters that some browsers can't display

edit:
also, that's very kinky.

I find it funny that myself, in Linux, see the symbol as the Euro, but in Windows with any browser it's just an ugly square. So...guess he uses Unix unicode as well?

Munkelzahn said:
can someone explain what these things are?
i suspect they're unicode characters that some browsers can't display

That's exactly what they are, although ippiki has a setup that shows the codepoints of characters that aren't displayed. Incidentally, all of the problematic characters seem to be part of the U+E000-U+F8FF private use area. Trying to use private use characters over the internet is an exercise in futility, because they can be defined in contradicting ways (as an example, fonts made by Apple think that U+F8FF is the Apple logo, while some other fonts think that it is...KLINGON MUMMIFICATION GLYPH, and other fonts can have something completely different if the creators feel like it)

Snowy said:
Trying to use private use characters over the internet is an exercise in futility

It's like posting a link to an image on your hard disk

Munkelzahn said:
It's like posting a link to an image on your hard disk

Heh. If e621 allowed manual anchor tags, I would totally link to C:\Windows\System32\oobe\background.bmp, just to see how many people would fall for it after I make the link read "No guys it totally works, see?"

Hey guys check out my website C:\site.doc

null0010 said:
Stupid sexy Flanders.

Nothin' at all...

Me, I'd just like to see a few animé episodes edited to make some characters nude. The Yura bit from Inuyasha comes to mind... >.>

AbsebaroKoon said:
I didn't know people can't see. Probably because you are not using mobile phones or devices.

Nope. My mobile phone doesn't show whatever those characters are, either. It must be because we're not using your exact mobile phone setup, which includes a large number of factors like phone OS, carrier, jailbreaking, and third-party software.

AbsebaroKoon said:
Glory Hole. Cut the Rope. Om Nom.

Why can't I downvote forum posts

AbsebaroKoon said:
"Milking" an elephant. *trumpet noises*

Rofl! I couldnt imagine that much orgasmic fluid... Good lord...

IvoryWolf said:
Rofl! I couldnt imagine that much orgasmic fluid... Good lord...

Let me help you with that.

Test-Subject_217601 said:
Let me help you with that.

Ohisee... Well ermm... I suppose when one needs a protein flush we know how to do it lol

AbsebaroKoon said:
"Milking" an elephant. *trumpet noises*

Into a swimming pool.

AbsebaroKoon said:
Yeah, my mind is a sic one. OwO

Skydiving fuck. Yeaaahhhh! *jumps off plane with partner in position*

Well there's this... http://efukt.com/20507_Gone_With_The_Wind.html

Valence said:
Well there's this... http://efukt.com/20507_Gone_With_The_Wind.html

Lol, her vag was flapping so much! Haha, well if you get the opportunity to do naked skydiving you might as well go for it, probably cold though.

AbsebaroKoon said:
O-o Well SORRY! I didn't know people can't see. Probably because you are not using mobile phones or devices. Thank YOU!

>mfw implying that its our fault for not browsing on mobile phones
>mfw you think that private use characters are standardized across mobile phones
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When you watch knuckles pirouetting in sonic and mario at the winter olympics ice-skating, and notice the detail they put into making his dreadlocks flow, you can't help but think he is a graceful swan revealing his inner beauty. quite touching and bloody sexy to boot.

My Mum being secretly incredibly kinky and horny, oh yeah.

Interrogated by Queen Chrysalis.

Partial unbirthing, + Licking the G-spot = ULTIMATE CUNNILINGUS!
---
Lo and behold, I have performed the ancient rites of thread necromancy!

therabbidwanker said:
Partial unbirthing, + Licking the G-spot = ULTIMATE CUNNILINGUS!
---
Lo and behold, I have performed the ancient rites of thread necromancy!

Well I wont lie if the thought of having to accommodate a head in my vagina to accomplish this didnt send shivers of terror to my very soul id say you sir have stumbled across an epic idea worthy of attempting!

I sure as shit dont plan on trying to accomodate anything close to a head though and I shutter at the thought of anyone who comfortably can...

IvoryWolf said:
I shutter at the thought of anyone who comfortably can...

I refuse to read this as anything other than nailing hurricane shutters to your crotch.

Snowy said:
I refuse to read this as anything other than nailing hurricane shutters to your crotch.

Cannot un-imagine. ;-;

Snowy said:
I refuse to read this as anything other than nailing hurricane shutters to your crotch.

i was thinking more along the lines of top security vault type deal... guarded by automated .50cal turrets...
and flame throwers...

and Ironman if those fail...

I believe his point was that the word you're looking for is "shudder".

/jokekiller

Hammie said:
I believe his point was that the word you're looking for is "shudder".

/jokekiller

shit... i didnt even catch that, either time. im ashamed, i got to stop trying to type while tired...

Deadmau5 fucking Miku Hatsune doggystyle while she spins the tables at a dubstep concert.

I'm not even sorry.

You people are all sick.

A disgrace to the furry fandom, even.

I had a thought earlier, that I didn't much find "sexy" but I'm willing to bet someone would.

A girl, whole body transformed into/made out of feces.
Dung Beetle(anthro if you like) come along and rolls her into a ball, half buries her in the dirt, and lays eggs in her(via mouth, vagina, stomach, whatever makes you happy)

Eggs hatch, and like all dung beetle larva do upon hatching, eat the dung ball girl.

Edit: see it's coprophilia, oviposition, and vore all wrapped in one.

Why can't we have actual stupid sexy ideas. Something like being rubbed to climax accidentally by a dancing crowd at a rave or something, I don't know.

Valence said:
Why can't we have actual stupid sexy ideas. Something like being rubbed to climax accidentally by a dancing crowd at a rave or something, I don't know.

Yeah, accidentally. And I have two thumbs

xLuna said:
Yeah, accidentally. And I have two thumbs

I'm not familiar with whether people at raves would be okay with that or not. I considered leaving "accidentally" out.

Valence said:
I'm not familiar with whether people at raves would be okay with that or not. I considered leaving "accidentally" out.

Who knows? Maybe that's why people go in the first place

Valence said:
Being rubbed to climax by a dancing crowd at a rave.

fix'd

Someone orgasms in public via vibrator in pants.
Think of the moans he/she makes in front of the children!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AT1GdI0Rbo 6:16 - 6:30 That, in real life :D Wouldnt mind getting baked into dough like that, in the nude.

Lonerwolf5567 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AT1GdI0Rbo 6:16 - 6:30 That, in real life :D Wouldnt mind getting baked into dough like that, in the nude.

stahp

Oh Jesus. That's not cool.
Well, now that we're here...
Let me preface by saying that I find the usual kind of fursuit ugly as sin. Nonetheless I've had these intrusive ideas of a kind of rubber/leather suit, modeled after reptiles, that's perfectly skintight. With an ultra-realistic headpiece. Provided it looked good enough, I would wear that goddamn thing nonstop. Alas, such a thing is too good to exist.

therabbidwanker said:
Coke bottle. In the butt.

Don't know if anyone posted this already Lol

Getting my dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another guy's dick.

Damn you Cards Against Humanity!

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More love bites. :3