Obviously from the title, I'm new... If anyone has any advice, I'd be happy to accept it, so I can have a good "life" on this site.

Welcome! =^.^=

Oh, profile pictures, huh? Something I'll have to get used to :P

You will, just finding one you want can be the hardest part.

:V

Although, what about uploading one, then making it your avatar? I also do know I must wait a week before uploading.

Certainly doable, but make sure it fits the site, and is good quality, or it might just get deleted.

Would it HAVE to consist of something that is or relating to a sexual reference? :P

MikaloClaw said:
Would it HAVE to consist of something that is or relating to a sexual reference? :P

There is safe stuff here as well.

Oh, I know. I'm not new to the browsing of this site, just the account :3 Just what I had in mind is a masterpiece, but it's what you would find it. My first guess would be horrific.

MikaloClaw said:
it's what you would find it. My first guess would be horrific.

Step 1: Search "nightmare_fuel"
Step 2: Realize "horrific" is a high hurdle to reach at this point

Oh, cool. Well, then I guess mine would fit in as "non-horrific". Still, it regards a Creepypasta. That Regular Show part of Mordecai and Rigby looked like what my profile picture would've been...

Advice:

Read the terms of service, which you agreed to when you created your account. Read the rules and the commenting policy, learn how to use your blacklist, check the avoid posting list before uploading, and familiarize yourself with the flag for deletion rules.

Intriguing.

An introductions thread should be stickied.

ArdesCadaver said:
An introductions thread should be stickied.

"Hello; Follow the rules and you will have a fun great wonderful nice time"

MORE ADVICE
Please don't be lazy when uploading your images. Other than that...welcome to the party

I kind of meant a thread just for new users to stop by and say hi in...

Laevateinn said:
:V

You and your face.

....

:v

MikaloClaw said:
Obviously from the title, I'm new... If anyone has any advice, I'd be happy to accept it, so I can have a good "life" on this site.

Basically, don't do any of this:

pony0010 said:
Advice:

Read the terms of service, which you agreed to when you created your account. Read the rules and the commenting policy, learn how to use your blacklist, check the avoid posting list before uploading, and familiarize yourself with the flag for deletion rules.

and make 'yo momma' jokes a lot.

elad said:
Basically, don't do any of this:
and make 'yo momma' jokes a lot.

And be sure to call Elad a gay homosexual.

Laevateinn said:
And be sure to call Elad a gay homosexual.

I see everything, TheHuskyK9.

Lol. I'm guessing there's a lot of trolling?

MikaloClaw said:
Lol. I'm guessing there's a lot of trolling?

No.

Alrighty then.

Hello and Welcome ^-^

DarkFallenWolf said:
Hello and Welcome ^-^

Why, privyet, and nice to meet you.

Laevateinn said:
I see everything, TheHuskyK9.

I, um....accidently pressed the wrong button, yeah.....

So... Does anyone socialize? As in just chat about random shit. Or even RP if they want to.

MikaloClaw said:
So... Does anyone socialize? As in just chat about random shit. Or even RP if they want to.

Welcome! No RP is allowed here. However, there is a chat room here where you can talk to the users here. http://e621.net/static/irc Have a good time and try not to slash people with those sharp claws, huh? :P Also; RUN! YOU GONNA GET RAPED! Cookies and punch are over in the corner. Enjoy your stay.

An upbeat morale, I see.

I'm pretty super homogay.

Whoops! topic over! Sorry Mister Claw. :( </3

MikaloClaw said:

I am new.

are you still new bro? I can getchu some pretty good help on finding good stuff here.
also, last page topic bump necro x3 moment, oops.

gayprotogen said:
also, last page topic bump necro x3 moment, oops.

Not only you necor'd a 9 years old thread, OP is also obviously banned.

Hexen said:

OP is also obviously banned.

Maybe they need help getting unbanned. Or... maybe some rewind on etiquette rules.

:D

gayprotogen said:
Maybe they need help getting unbanned. Or... maybe some rewind on etiquette rules.

:D

Issue is, they can't do anything that would require an account if they're banned. This includes using the DMail system, commenting on the forums, or essentially anything that would allow them to communicate on-site. Even if they made a new account just to message you or post in this thread, making alt accounts to circumvent bans is against the rules and could cause that alt to get banned.

So, if the OP's reading this: if you wish to get unbanned for being underage, message the administration through here and provide proof that you are above the age of 18. By doing so, your ban can be lifted and you can resume using your account.

I hope OP still thinks that Linkin Park is the shit.

Hexen said:

I hope OP still thinks Linkin Park is the shit.

My 1% emo personality can very much tell you Linkin Park still IS the shit AND will keep being that for a looooong time.

At least until the Sun explodes and we all die. Then we'll all be dead. And if no one's alive to remember a band, how will the band still be the shit?

edit: miner spelin mistaek
edit edyt: i cant type shitt

Siral Exan said:

<a huge fucking wall of text I can't copy and text on this e-reader.>

Hey, thanks for all the info... I did know that because of all the dead topics I've read instead of sleeping for the last days x3

But I didn't know OP was underage.

Thanks, floof!

gayprotogen said:
At least until the Sun explodes and we all die.

Thinking that humanity will live until the Sun explodes? That's too optimistic!

Hexen said:

That's too optimistic!

Oh, no - that was a mere possibility, although a rare one at that. No, my friend - we'll either gun down or nuke each other to death.
Alas, any End Of World Event Scenario that is originated by a natural non-anomalous phenomenon would be a dream.

Either we fight to death, or SCP-682, the Big Stinky Lizard swimming in a Pool of Acid, rips us all to shreds.

hexen said:
Thinking that humanity will live until the Sun explodes? That's too optimistic!

in 2096: the last person on earth will be stranded on a raft floating across what once was Boulder, Colarado. while starving and dying of heat stroke, clutching onto a scavenged and modded ipod 3rd gen with hybrid theory loaded onto it, and listening to the final track of the album Pushing Me Away; the last thought that crosses their mind before they start seeing white will be: "Man... Linkin Park was, and still is; the shit"

Dripen Arn said:

3rd gen ipod

What iPod model? A Classic, a Nano, a Shuffle, a Mini, the iPod Touch? What capacity? What color? What condition? How and what was modded? Did you just install Rockbox? Did you replace the HDD with an SD card? Or an NVMe SSD? Rockbox won't run well on iPods running SSDs. Was a Bluetooth mod installed too? Oh, right - was it booted for the last time in OF mode or in Rockbox? Was he using earphones, headphones, or a speaker?
If they were using one of the first two options, was it a product from Sennheiser? They make some kick-ass headphones, I own a pair and they just make me want to live.
If they wer using a JBL speaker, I feel bad for them. Those things suck. All JBL products I ever owned or was given were defective out-of-the-box or died in a few weeks, if they lasted for that long.
Also, the earphones that came in the box suck ass. I wish that hadn't happened.
If they were using Rockbox, were they just playing a 320kbps basic-ass MP3 file? Or was it a chad FLAC 8xx kbps masterpiece? If it was running iPod OS, was it at least playing an ALAC (Apple's version of a lossless codec like FLAC) or just the average lossy proprietary codec Apple uses?

Oh, noes. It appears I diverged a bit. Sorry.

mikaloclaw said:
Obviously from the title, I'm new... If anyone has any advice, I'd be happy to accept it, so I can have a good "life" on this site.

Just be chill and you'll be fine.

New to the forums myself , I hope you are well XD

blkraven said:
New to the forums myself , I hope you are well XD

Tip for newbs: look under the user's picture and make sure the opening post isn't from nine years ago.