July Illustration: The Fucking Closet

By JessiMutt, posted Nov 6, 2022 ...
There’s always something going on at Tyson’s parties. One of the main attractions is a little “game“ he‘s known for hosting called the “Fucking Closet“. The game is simple: participants take a random bottle of beer without the label and chug. If two or more players have drank the same kind of beer then they have to go into the closet and bang. Once the deed is done, sign your name and the name of your partner on the Fucking List. You’re allowed three vetos before you lose and have to forfeit the game.

Its a dumb game and is purely and excuse to have copious and meaningless sex (it’s Berry’s favourite game), but Spencer decided to give it a go anyways. And wouldn’t you know it, but the guy that he’s been lusting over since they day they first met just so happened to also be playing, Nitrous, his teammate.

Well, even if Spencer got insanely lucky and Nitrous picked the same beer, the bull could still veto and pass onto the next player…

Oh well, couldn’t hurt to give it a shot…

The Fucking Closet!

A little game that’s played whenever Tyson throws one of his parties! Basically just an excuse to have a bunch of mindless sex
Looks like Spencer got pretty lucky this time: finally landing the bull of his dreams!

July Illustration from over on *the* website!