Awwwww poor lil guy just got out of surgery and looks like dogshit lol (Federalchemical1728)

checkin’ out the new equipment 🍆

how would YOU feel peeing out ur homie’s dick?

He was rescued from a hoarding and abuse situation where he would be burned with cigarettes on especially sensitive parts of his body, so he received a penis transplant because another fluffy was getting a penectomy that day and the donor fluffy’s owner wanted to adopt this guy.

He had to have a catheter all the way up into his bladder so his urethra wouldn’t heal closed and the surgical site could drain. He also had to have his eye removed and all the fur around his burns shaved off. He’s sitting on a bag of frozen peas bc he’s got stitches in his perineum.

Below, he’s fully healed and is surprised to learn that his genitals aren’t in constant pain anymore, AND that it’s because another fluffy gave him their penis. If he could actually see past his belly he’d also be surprised that it’s mint green, because the rest of his body is orange.

(idk how well it would fit into The Fluffy Mythos, but i wanted to play around with fluffies being able to accept any organ transplant from a genetically compatible breed bc theyre legally classified as soap. like how axolotls can accept severed parts of other axolotls)

since his ding dong was so fucked up for so long, Buttroach is actually terrified of popping a boner alsjbxkxbjdjxkndbs

in his old “home” his little wiener would be burned with cigarettes every time it came out of its sheath, and the skin was so damaged that even just being hard in the open air was incredibly painful

the main benefit of the penis transplant was psychological, there wouldve been more complications if he’d been able to keep his testes, but they were too badly mutilated so his sex drive is pretty much nil by the time he gets his new equipment

Bongwater is genderless & hated their penis, they hated being reminded of it whenever they peed or something brushed against it or they woke up with morning wood or just made its presence known (it’s gender dysphoria. gender dysphoria is what Bongwater The Midget Stoner Horse has alsjdkpsbwojxbxo)

They had already been snipped as a foal, so their owner had to find a reputable fluffy clinic that would classify a penectomy for a castrated fluffy as a “revision” rather than a separate procedure, bc lord knows Bongwater isnt gonna be getting their surgery if the government doesnt pay for it just like me