Now despite having loads of "fun" with her collection of adult toys and adult-oriented media, Boudica has found herself left wanting. Imitation is nice and everything, but it just doesn't compare to the REAL deal.

Now she's been pretty abstinent from having any relationships since being cheated on by her daughter's father, barring of course the occasional one-night stands, but time heals all wounds, and she's ready to tip her toes back into the dating pool - for the most part. Her previous ex's betrayal left her pretty self-conscious about her appearance, so much so that she couldn't even begin to imagine courting someone unless she lost some weight. And so, donning her favorite workout gear, Boudica set out with the goal of doing something about it.

About an hour into her jog, Boudica was feeling great. The sun had just risen shortly after she started, so its warm rays were a welcoming contrast to the cool night air she was initially greeted with. Determined to get her body pumping, Boudica decided to pick up the pace and began zipping down the path she was on in a full sprint. After building a good amount of sweat, Boudica stopped for a moment to catch her breath and relax for a bit, but as she took in her surroundings, she noticed a peculiar sensation down in her nether regions - a cool draft kissing her exposed backside.

At some point during her run, Boudica's shorts began riding up her posterior till her buttocks was on full display. Now luckily it was still early enough that nobody else was out in the park yet, or else they would have had quite the show. Still embarrassed though, Boudica quickly readjusted her shorts and continued her morning workout, this time at a more leisurely pace.

Boo. X3