Oh my gosh this is funny as hell. So I got up and did my morning stuff as usual. Since I'm paranoid one of the last things I do before I relax is look out my window. I separated my blinds and peaked out and there was a cop just staring at me from his car.

He pulled the dumbest move and immediately started his engine and speedily drove off. He was looking like "ah shit, I've been made!". Hilarious that he doesn't know how to do his job properly.

Maybe at least try to be stealthy by remaining calm and acting like I WASN'T the one you were staking out or something next time you dumb motherfucker. But don't worry, I'll still know regardless.