G0wther said:
I need advice regarding my wife but apparently I can't get it here. That's fantastic!

Ask your wife to cook you some rice and beans.

@Lance_Armstrong: I want some rice and beans

L00na_BOT said:
No. drk red kidney er refried only.

Pfft jelly beans. rather hav cute lil toe beans.

@furballs_dc: ey gurl, show me gud toe beans post

You could ask nicely you know? Not command.

Also,
@Lance_Armstrong: I cook for my wifey. I love and take care of her, not the other way around.