I mean, it is like you are jonesing for a right proper N'awlins po boy sandwich,
but are trapped in the Pacific Northwest

and your President is Pee Wee Herman,
but an over-educated, undersocilaized, borderline racists Pee Wee, and not a plain ol' perveted Pee Wee

_{(well, likely also a somewhat perverted Pee Wee)}