SinHarvester said:
Got myself some "Promised Land" chocolate milk from Costco.

I should get some vodka to make myself some "adult chocolate milk".

Start with 1.5-2oz vodka on ice, mix with 4oz cola of your choice, and slowly top with 1-2 oz of that chocolate milk (and mebbe some creme) to make a ... brown ... paralyzer?

(I normally use 2% or even half and half for normal paralyzers; they do live up to their namesake)

@Sharp_Coyote: Soda is a big no-no for me. It's unhealthy and I never liked carbonated beverages, even as a kid.