“Sir, do you have a white card on you?”
I had no idea what a “white card” was. So in a confused look, I replied,
“Nnnnno officer, why? What white card?”
Then the officer said,
“Sir, we’ve been informed this vehicle you’re driving has been reported as ‘stolen.’”

Now I was even MORE confused to the point where I almost laughed my ass off. So I replied to the officer,

“Ummm sir, this is MY vehicle. I just bought this about a year and a half ago as a birthday gift.”

Then he said,
“Okay well can we please see your license and registration?”

PT. 2/3