| Virgin vampire | Chad werewolf |
|---|---|
Can be killed by: | Can only be killed by silver bullet(silver is expensive and most "silver" in houses is not really silver these days) | [/tr]
| Basically a walking corpse with limbs just waiting to fall off | Can self heal, can even regrow limbs |
| Scared of the sun | Embraces the moon, enjoys the sun |
| Cold | Warm |
| Feels like a corpse | Soft |
| Probably cant get an erection because glorified zombie | Big wolf dick |
| Anyone will recognize them | No one will recognize them in werewolf form |
| Has to use weapons | Claws are the weapons |
| Turns into shitty bat to run away | Will fight to the death |