Hausemaster said:
whenever i get horny for fictional spiders god sends me a passive-aggressive message by placing a real spider in my kitchen

Maybe if you get horny for a real spider, God will send you a hot spider in the kitchen instead?

Daleport996 said:
Maybe if you get horny for a real spider, God will send you a hot spider in the kitchen instead?

But if they did tay, wouldn't God then send a eldritch spider? And if they got horny for that what would be next?
You have opened the weirdest rabbit hole, thanks?